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We all know that the SEC isn't going to put aggy in the Texas or Liberty Bowls vs the Big XII and I'm not sure they want them playing a B1G school either, so will aggy end up against a mediocre ACC school in the Belk or Independence? Or will they get a G5 school in the Birmingham? Maybe vs Houston?
 
 
 
 
Im gonna guess they go Belking again against another ACC basketball school. May not be a better option if the SEC is trying to set up the most favorable matchups..

But of course aggy shit the bed in their gimme bowl last year, so it may not matter where they go.
They realize there's more to TE than just Yards after Catch right?  Blocking is important...and the reward will normally go to a player on a good team.
Blocking is the reason Geoff Swaim has a job with the Cowboys right now, he might have caught 5 passes his entire time on the 40..and dropped more than that.
Blocking is the reason Geoff Swaim has a job with the Cowboys right now, he might have caught 5 passes his entire time on the 40..and dropped more than that.
You're right. But he's very injury prone. Or it seems like it.
aggy basketball with a 1-4 start to the year. 
But how many quality losses and what's the combined record of their opponents? All that matters stupid sip.

It was enjoyable beating aggy. You guys were right!

42 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

aggy basketball with a 1-4 start to the year. 

Best 4 loss team in the country, stupid sip

3 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Best Only 4 loss team in the country, stupid sip

FIFY

18 hours ago, texaslong said:

Talk to any true SEC fan and they’ll tell you when they win a bowl game it’s cause they are better than you, and when they lose it’s cause they didn’t want to be there. 

A subset of b) is that sometimes they don't want to be there because they are so beat up from the SEC schedule and half their players might never walk again.

5 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

aggy basketball with a 1-4 start to the year. 

A shaky start

8 hours ago, markstanco said:
9 hours ago, Lhorn said:
That seems poor considering the benefit of hand picking your opponents 

Southwest central Indiana State just became bowl eligible.

I was thinking, at some point sec is just going to boycott the bowl system and just add another week of non conference games.

 

Just hoping LSU treats the gomers like a Thanksgiving Turkey, and carves em up. Another great bowl match up.....South Florida for the aggroids.

19 hours ago, Deej said:

Their fans left in the 3rd quarter. How would they know the starters were pulled?

Stupid tu sip. We stayed to the end and sang Bama's  school song with them. 

18 hours ago, Drew said:

Just like every SEC team that loses will only lose because they're disappointed and the only that really matters is what Bama does you stupid sip.

Bama is not immune to this either. They "only" lost to Utah and OU in the Sugar Bowl because they had sads over not being invited to the playoff. I would say "ask any Alabama fan" but you can't ask them that directly, they are too clever to admit to it in that context. You have to wait until those games are brought up indirectly, like this:

Sportswriter: "Alabama looks like the best team in the country, but Saban's teams aren't invincible in the post-season. Clemson, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and even Utah have found ways to stop the juggernaut in the past."

Alabama fan: "HEY NAW THAT AIN'T RIGHT WE ONLY LOST TO UTAH AND OKLAHOMA CAUSE OUR PLAYERS DIN'T WANT TO PLAY IN NO BOWL GAMES!!!!!!"

2 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Stupid tu sip. We stayed to the end and sang Bama's  school song with them. 

You're right. Somebody had to stay and show the Bama fans hospitality by helping them find the parking lot after the game. 

3 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

this Thanksgiving, I am thankful I am not a goddamned Texas A&M Aggie

Yes, thank God....

this Thanksgiving, I am thankful I am not a goddamned Texas A&M Aggie
*Aggy
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
15 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:
this Thanksgiving, I am thankful I am not a goddamned Texas A&M Aggie

*Aggy

aggy

3 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

This is incredible:

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But how many quality losses and what's the combined record of their opponents? All that matters stupid sip.


At least 4-1!
27 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

This is incredible:

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What's even more incredible is, they're going to be considering the exact same thing for football in 2 years.

27 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

This is incredible:

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Hey.  Nothing that $6-$8 million can't fix.  Whoop!

Didn't they consider Kennedy the greatest coach in the country just like two years ago?

 

Stupid sips, don't you know the $EC is the top basketball conference. Just wait the gomers will be in the Final Four for sure.

44 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you mean texas m&a don't you?

tee hee

Nah man, just ass to mouth.  It’s possible baggins can break the atm with the amount of $ The athletic department and boosters are having to withdraw.  However, aggy is the most fitting as they are like the borg with their assimilation into their retarded group thinking.

Hell, my phone already wants to correct me from “Aggie” to aggy so I guess it’s official.

5 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

aggy is a baseball school!!!!!

Olson magic you stupid sip.

 

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June 2, 2018:

Texas 8

Texas A&M 3

Scoreboard, beeyotch.

 

Are they still calling it The House That Johnny Built over there?

11 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Are they still calling it The House That Johnny Built over there?

No. It is now the Hobbit Hole that Bimbo Baggins so delicately fashioned. 

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No. It is now the Hobbit Hole that Bimbo Baggins so delicately fashioned. 

The Coliseum of Cuck

7 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

let's just call it The Shire

If we do - will Saruman enslave the populace and burn it to the ground? 

If so, I'm on board.

Just now, ztejas said:

If we do - will Saruman enslave the populace and burn it to the ground? 

If so, I'm on board.

we can only hope

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If we do - will Saruman enslave the populace and burn it to the ground? 

If so, I'm on board.

He already has. He goes by the 12th man in those parts.

On 11/20/2018 at 9:51 AM, Bill Lumbergh said:

"I would kick that guys ass, but don't want to fight him because it's a lose, lose for me."

- Guys who would not, in fact, kick that guys ass

Yup. "I'd take that guy down but I don't want to get any of his blood on my new game-day overalls."

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derp

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Where's Bert? 😁

Anyone have the screen grab from ESPN when they posted Texas’ record versus aggy in the Big 3 sports 

You can tell Aggy is panicking and don't know what to do with themselves now that Texas is back in position to play for conference titles. So they resort to this silly shit. Whoop!! You can feel the anger in these tweets

 

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