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12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

I came.

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16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

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21 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

Sounds great and all, but this + Tell Me About Texas a&m = WTF????????????????

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2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

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23 hours ago, Pogo said:

If this was early 90s, she was a redhead.  She spent a few weeks on crutches once because she hurt her leg fucking a football player.

  • Danny : The thing about redhead is: lack of pigmentation.

    Bernie : They're almost albino.

    Danny : You bang albino?

    Bernie : Well, I have and they're nuts.

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12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

I think the only thing left to do is have @THUJONE create a visual aid.

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3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Not sure to laugh or be concerned that they're becoming aware... 

 

Nothing to be concerned about. They’re so fucking stupid, they extended the guy without him sniffing a division championship. They just made it impossible to fire Jimbo for several more years. 

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Nothing to be concerned about. They’re so fucking stupid, they extended the guy without him sniffing a division championship. They just made it impossible to fire Jimbo for several more years. 

Didn't they extend his original 10 year contract to 15-20 years or something bizarre?

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12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Didn't they extend his original 10 year contract to 15-20 years or something bizarre?

I think they extended it back out to 10 years after year 3, so that made it a total of 13. With no buyout. 
 

After extending Mike Sherman and Kevin Sumlin. With no buyouts. And maybe Franchione, too. 

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29 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Not sure to laugh or be concerned that they're becoming aware... 

 

The part aggy likes to overlook. Yes he has a championship, but he was in the process of destroying a program before aggy rescued him. If they would have waited another year they could of gotten Jimbo on a 50% off sale.

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7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The part aggy likes to overlook. Yes he has a championship, but he was in the process of destroying a program before aggy rescued him. If they would have waited another year they could of gotten Jimbo on a 50% off sale.

They would never have settled for that. They would have still overpaid. 

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