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Twenty dollar. Goddamnit. 
Scuse me while I wank this out.
 
You'd do it for Randolph Duke.
 
Anybody got a nickel. Sombody go back and get a bucketfull of nickles.
 
Piss on you, I work for Mel Cooley.
 
If yer gonna quote one of the greatest westerns evah at least get it right.
 
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It’s dimes. Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes.
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"Texas Athletic Director Chris Del Conte could have phoned A&M AD Scott Woodward and asked if a game could be scheduled."

Well, except CDC did call aggy to inquire about a home and home.  To which aggy promptly said no. So CDC went out and set up Bama and LSU.  Fuck off, aggy. I, for one, never want to see us on the football field with them again outside of possibly in the CFP.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24448690/texas-aggies-declined-texas-longhorn-series-renewal-proposal 

Well it cannot be propaganda without a few blatant lies in there.

It must be so great being able to manufacture narratives out of thin air that your subscriber base instantly believes and propagates with no fact checking whatsoever. 

Edited by Vertigo

14 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It must be so great being able to manufacture narratives out of thin air that your subscriber base instantly believes and propagates with no fact checking whatsoever. 

Hey man, you know how it works. When it is something your target audience wants to hear it isn’t that hard to get the rumor spread.

Posted by some idiot aggy on FB replying to another aggy (2%er) who hopes they play Texas again in football.  These morons live in some kind of fucked up alternate-reality that simply doesn't exist.  It's like they are in the upsidedown.

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I worked in athletics when the Big 12 exodus took place. People often forget just how much Texas pushed us away. I witnessed every minute of it in the years leading up to it and heard the stories internally. I will never forget. I am fine with never playing Texas again. If we do, I like this solution. Make them pay for it if they want it so bad, they were the ones that pushed us away in the first place.

Edited by BlueGreySky

We tanked our own PAC deal because we didn't want to be without A&M. I don't know what he is talking about.

aggys are regarded liars.  Christ on a cracker.

Us: Hey, would you like to start a television network together and make a lot of 3rd tier money?

Them: How dare you!  Good day sir!

Edited by Scholz

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

We tanked our own PAC deal because we didn't want to be without A&M. I don't know what he is talking about.

Neither does he...

Don't really care for the "Master Blaster" moniker for aggy.. more like "Blasted Bastards" imo

I mean, who could have possibly seen that coming?

 

 

Edited by Orange&White

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Buchanan and by proxy is mouth breathing audience sure seems salty about everyone calling them scared to play.  Texas hasn't revised any history, lying bags of cowardly aggy shit.

 

" the fact that A&M’s schedule annually is already significantly more challenging than the Longhorns’."

Our SOS was higher last year, you dumb fuckshit.  And that's including your glorious loss-win vs Clemson.  And that's not the only year either.

Well, according the Sagarin's data, aggy's final SOS was #6 vs our #7.  I'm sure other measures may say different.  But no matter how you slice it, since they mvoed to the SECSEC our SOS has been, more often than not, more difficult.

It was another complete fabrication by Buchanan.

Since we may not hear much from Johnny anymore I figured I post some old stuff.

 

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Who are the geniuses in the aggy marketing department who come up with these campaigns?

Remember when aggy told DC commuters how fearless they were?

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Or when they told Seattle that it was aggy who allows the coffee industry to survive?

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Bitching to the legislature about how unfair it is that they’re having to shake out the couch cushions for loose change to pay the light bill, but let’s not talk about the cost for this dipshit “look at me” advertising campaign at Bergstrom. Idiots.

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25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Advertising Dollars well spent. They paid to cram that shit in a place where no one who sees it will do anything other than knowingly chuckle, or be completely bewildered by what they are beholding. They'd have been better off paying for print advertising in a school for the blind. There's a reason you don't see cigarette companies advertising in cancer wards. 

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

What the fuck is "social mobility"?

Let me rephrase: what exactly are they ranking to determine "social mobility" and why are they calling it that?

Edited by ztejas

Aimed squarely at the people who fly into Austin solely to drive up to the magnolia thing in Waco.

Just now, ztejas said:

What the fuck is "social mobility"?

Making more (or, technically, less) money, accounting for inflation, than your parents. Moving up (or down) the class ladder.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Making more (or, technically, less) money, accounting for inflation, than your parents. Moving up (or down) the class ladder.

Sounds like a conspiracy of poors

5 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Aimed squarely at the people who fly into Austin solely to drive up to the magnolia thing in Waco.

Reminds me a lot of Baylor touting all the restaurants that were “coming to Waco.” Nobody gives a fuck. 

I can't wait for the authorities to stumble across all the male hookers John Sharp has killed. 

Edited by Deej

Guys, aggy has it figured out. They're going to catch the eye of people flying in for sxsw who would obviously be cultural fits in Collie Station and love all things aggy.

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Reminds me a lot of Baylor touting all the restaurants that were “coming to Waco.” Nobody gives a fuck. 

And much like that list of restaurants as authored by Art Briles, everything said by Aggy is a complete fabrication. 

3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


It’s dimes. Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes.

All of those quotes are wrong.  I believe, reading the last line of his post, that was the joke.  And you missed it

For instate students UT and A&M basically cost the same. I don't get the bargain basement nature of the ads.

just got back from a campus tour with my niece (hs junior). this was her first college visit (we've got several more scheduled including UT, UTD, and UTSA). 

she liked the housing options and the amenities. she thought the people were nice. she was amused and puzzled by the corps, kept saying 'but what are they training FOR??'

the experience got her excited about college. i did not share any of my opinions as i wanted to be as fair as possible and let her make up her own mind...

she thought the campus was ugly, and halfway through the tour she leaned over and whispered 'it seems very cultish, they're kind of weird.'

i think we are in the clear 😁

20 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

OK, aggy, you win. We give up and agree not to play you. Why don’t we put this series on hold at least 500 years after this GOR/conference expires or is extended. That will be, let me see, about the year 2527.

 

In the year 2510, aggy still hasn't played Texas agin.

10 minutes ago, bigbopper said:

So our old friend Daniel Figurelli is at it again. Just got exposed on SECrant.

Thread is gold.

texag7 = Daniel

I did see that someone posted one of my photoshops...

 

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56 minutes ago, bigbopper said:

So our old friend Daniel Figurelli is at it again. Just got exposed on SECrant.

Thread is gold.

texag7 = Daniel

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re: Aggy basketball is fricking terriblePosted on 2/27/19 at 9:43 am to craigbiggio
Time for a new coach soon enough. And many A&M fans will tell you that Kennedy is only still coaching because of his disease and the metrics of firing him

Amidst the "racist Daniel Figurelli" mocking, one response clearly verifies the poster as a graduate of Texum bulldog SEC aggy university of collie station.  

"Metrics" of firing him, indeed.  aggy gonna aggy.

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22 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

OK, aggy, you win. We give up and agree not to play you. Why don’t we put this series on hold at least 500 years after this GOR/conference expires or is extended. That will be, let me see, about the year 2527.

In the year 2525, if aggy is still alive,

If the SEC can survive, they may find...

2 hours ago, bigbopper said:

So our old friend Daniel Figurelli is at it again. Just got exposed on SECrant.

Thread is gold.

texag7 = Daniel

Thread?

2 hours ago, bigbopper said:

So our old friend Daniel Figurelli is at it again. Just got exposed on SECrant.

Thread is gold.

texag7 = Daniel

It gone.  Did anybody save any of it?

secrant deletes threads? never been there, but kinda surprises me.

I guess being associated with DFigs in any way is more than SECRant mods could handle.

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

For instate students UT and A&M basically cost the same. I don't get the bargain basement nature of the ads.

You get a budget basement level of education for the same price as a real education at UT.

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1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:
Found some oldies in an old account
 
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8 hours ago, Dutch said:

"Texas Athletic Director Chris Del Conte could have phoned A&M AD Scott Woodward and asked if a game could be scheduled."

Well, except CDC did call aggy to inquire about a home and home.  To which aggy promptly said no. So CDC went out and set up Bama and LSU.  Fuck off, aggy. I, for one, never want to see us on the football field with them again outside of possibly in the CFP.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24448690/texas-aggies-declined-texas-longhorn-series-renewal-proposal 

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5 hours ago, tejas60 said:

secrant deletes threads? never been there, but kinda surprises me.

I’d guess the racist Daniel Figurelli threatened secrant like he threatened blacklab on shaggy. 

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