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8 hours ago, DaysOff said:

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After I cleaned up I was disgusted 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

x, x, x, x, x

Oh come on, these girls are ok and maybe the best on campus. Remember the standard.

 

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The passion of the Christine!

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So their politics section is a wasteland of circle jerking douchebags like ours? 

Different, but same.  

9 hours ago, Chopper said:

I was just giving this fascinating booklet a skim...

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Which contains an interesting insight about football recruiting and how aggy is expected to look at it:

 

Sorority for conjoined twins. I'm intrigued.

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

i'm taking outfits into consideration here. 

The cuffed genes 

what an excellent way to summarize what's wrong with Aggies

it's genetic, they got cuffed genes

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

what an excellent way to summarize what's wrong with Aggies

it's genetic, they got cuffed genes

In related news, Cuck’d Jeans is a hell of a name for Jimbo Fisher’s cover band. 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

The FedEx years.

Yeah...Connelly sort of forgot to add that caption to the chart.

Any word on recent A&M injuries? 

13 minutes ago, Fud said:

Any word on recent A&M injuries? 

Bot on Jimbo 2020 thread just posted a rumor that Cupp broke his leg.  Sucks for the kid of true.  

Any word on recent A&M injuries? 

Asses are hurt er where due to Herman’s recruiting and lack of respekt
1 hour ago, Fud said:

Any word on recent A&M injuries? 

Yes, Stephanie Fondie strained her right glute bending over to rearrange a magazine. Listed as doubtful for the upcoming quilting bee.

More on the aggy revenue issue. There's a big footnote to both their revenues and expenditures. But lazy-ass writers like Scott Bell with DMN run with the numbers aggy provides anyway.

Via Facts & Opinions on twitter

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From your own Athletics CFO... "Operating revenue reflects total donations raised, while operating expense does not include donation money that was spent. When A&M’s donation-based capital spending is taken into account, it ended the year with a surplus of about $3M" -Jeff Toole

 

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3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Operating revenue reflects total donations raised, while operating expense does not include donation money that was spent.

 

Seems a little dishonest to me, but what do I know?

Just kidding. I never take anything aggy says at face value. They always lie. This is just one more instance.

I think OSU was in the top 10 in revenue for a year or two when Boone's money came in for the stadium renovation. I think we all knew it wasn't a real or sustainable figure, just an anomaly of timing of those donations. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I think OSU was in the top 10 in revenue for a year or two when Boone's money came in for the stadium renovation. I think we all knew it wasn't a real or sustainable figure, just an anomaly of timing of those donations. 

And you likely saw that nobody cares and people other than Aggies don't bray about it.  In short, you had a normal reaction.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

They always lie. 

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This thread is gold for aggy:  

 

(You might need to hold your nose--it's an OU fan account.  But busting aggy delusions of grandeur is an equal opportunity sport).

 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

This thread is gold for aggy:  

 

(You might need to hold your nose--it's an OU fan account.  But busting aggy delusions of grandeur is an equal opportunity sport).

 

This is brand new information!

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

This thread is gold for aggy:  

 

(You might need to hold your nose--it's an OU fan account.  But busting aggy delusions of grandeur is an equal opportunity sport).

 

I love seeing RudeDawgRules aka Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka racist former intern at PwC, get into arguments with OU Sucks fans.

5 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Yes, Stephanie Fondie strained her right glute bending over to rearrange a magazine. Listed as doubtful for the upcoming quilting bee.

Vic put her on the IR.

36 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Vic put her on the IR.

Pretty sure he's already had her on the DL...

25 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Pretty sure he's already had her on the DL...

On the “Down Low”? Doubtful. He’s probably already posted several pics.

On the “Down Low”? Doubtful. He’s probably already posted several pics.

Defensive Line.
16 hours ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Bot on Jimbo 2020 thread just posted a rumor that Cupp broke his leg.  Sucks for the kid of true.  

Texas A&M TE Cupp has surgery on broken ankle

5:57 PM PT
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Texas A&M tight end Baylor Cupp broke his left ankle in the Aggies' scrimmage on Monday and had surgery on Tuesday, coach Jimbo Fisher said.

"Baylor will be out for a while," Fisher said. "He had a plate put on his ankle and tibia on the lower part of his leg. ... Just got rolled up on."

 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27382284/texas-te-cupp-surgery-broken-ankle

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Texas A&M TE Cupp has surgery on broken ankle

5:57 PM PT
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Texas A&M tight end Baylor Cupp broke his left ankle in the Aggies' scrimmage on Monday and had surgery on Tuesday, coach Jimbo Fisher said.

"Baylor will be out for a while," Fisher said. "He had a plate put on his ankle and tibia on the lower part of his leg. ... Just got rolled up on."

 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27382284/texas-te-cupp-surgery-broken-ankle

Better headline:

Doctors to furl, one Cupp

 

16 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

On the “Down Low”? Doubtful. He’s probably already posted several pics.

Desviadas Latina

I can comfort Cupp’s Mom if need be

Secondary ticket market price comparison - the cheapest seats

Opener:  Texas: $18 (LaTech),  TAMU (TSU) $7

Best home game: Texas $354 (LSU), TAMU $122 (Bama)

Neutral territory: Texas $325 (Ou), TAMU $107 (Arky)

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Those folks in the secsec sure don't care much for aggy:

My top 5 Hate in college football:
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1. Jim Harbaugh. Why is this clown always trying to be different? He’s a very overrated coach who is a prick. 

2. Will Muschump. Let’s be honest here, this guy is an idiot. He thinks screaming and acting tough makes him look like he’s a good coach. The guy is a clown among clowns..... it’s a perfect marriage at uofsc. 

3. Texas A&M. These guys really like being in the SEC. They like talking about how much money they have. They weren’t shite in the big12 and they ain’t shite now. Stfu.... nobody is impressed. 

4. Urban Meyer. Is there a bigger lying, conniving piece of shite garbage then this DB? I don’t know anyone who likes this guy. 

5. Conference pride guy. Really? It’s so embarrassing. Stop it! 

Go NFC East! If the cowboys cant win, I always root for the eagles!

Said nobody. Ever.

Really sad that they need a restaurant to confirm they are in the sec. So weird.

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3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Those folks in the secsec sure don't care much for aggy:

My top 5 Hate in college football:
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1. Jim Harbaugh. Why is this clown always trying to be different? He’s a very overrated coach who is a prick. 

2. Will Muschump. Let’s be honest here, this guy is an idiot. He thinks screaming and acting tough makes him look like he’s a good coach. The guy is a clown among clowns..... it’s a perfect marriage at uofsc. 

3. Texas A&M. These guys really like being in the SEC. They like talking about how much money they have. They weren’t shite in the big12 and they ain’t shite now. Stfu.... nobody is impressed. 

4. Urban Meyer. Is there a bigger lying, conniving piece of shite garbage then this DB? I don’t know anyone who likes this guy. 

5. Conference pride guy. Really? It’s so embarrassing. Stop it! 

Venn diagram of 3 & 5:

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56 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Restaurant? I thought it was Waffle House.

Waffle House?  Wasn't that the James Clavell novel about trailer park aristocracy in the Deep South?

18 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Those folks in the secsec sure don't care much for aggy:

My top 5 Hate in college football:
bkm1.png
1. Jim Harbaugh. Why is this clown always trying to be different? He’s a very overrated coach who is a prick. 

2. Will Muschump. Let’s be honest here, this guy is an idiot. He thinks screaming and acting tough makes him look like he’s a good coach. The guy is a clown among clowns..... it’s a perfect marriage at uofsc. 

3. Texas A&M. These guys really like being in the SEC. They like talking about how much money they have. They weren’t shite in the big12 and they ain’t shite now. Stfu.... nobody is impressed. 

4. Urban Meyer. Is there a bigger lying, conniving piece of shite garbage then this DB? I don’t know anyone who likes this guy. 

5. Conference pride guy. Really? It’s so embarrassing. Stop it! 

aggies are so good they made it onto the list twice!

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

fuck, we've had Waffle Houses in Austin for... ever? Ten years?

Delaware has waffle houses.

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

Delaware has waffle houses.

Wikipedia says there are 117 in Texas. WAY TO GO A&M YOU GOT NUMBER 118 NEW TURDITION PUT IT ON TEH WALL!!!!

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

Really sad that they need a restaurant to confirm they are in the sec. So weird.
 

 

Georgia Tech has Waffle House either on campus or close by.  Does a Wednesday Waffle House Show.  (New Georgia Tech HC Geoff Collins is gonna do well there in a few yrs.)

 

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There is an exit on I-10 in either Florida or Alabama that has a Waffle House on both sides of the interstate. Just like mexican restaurants bring chips and hot sauce, Waffle House brings you a pack of smokes  

There's been Waffle Houses in DFW my entire adult life.  I've been twice in my 20's and both times really drunk after most places were closed, which is the only excuse I had for going.  Your town must be terrible if a Waffle House brings excitement.

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