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  • cause he will report it lol 

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    The charade is up. Neyor needs to crawl over to the UTPD and fess up to his boot problem. It was wrong to pressure Agiye into being the fall guy when it was Neyor who deserved a knee-capping at the ha

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Misdemeanor... if he can keep his shit together, he'll be OK.  Of course, he's gotta stop breaking the law. 

If this was one of my sons…he’d be forced straight to bed…no milk and cookies…no questions asked.

Criminal mischief has no place in our house.


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6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So wait are we gangsta again or no?  

Depends. Do you consider taking the boot off your illegally parked car gangsta?

12 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

Depends. Do you consider taking the boot off your illegally parked car gangsta?

 

47 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

If this was one of my sons…he’d be forced straight to bed…no milk and cookies…no questions asked.  
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Go to your iPhone settings and turn off your damn Tapatalk signature...  then go straight to bed !!!  

Oh that’s it? Carry on. 

4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well that’s a big nothing burger.

This by itself? Sure. The problem is that there are plenty of people saying he's already been in the doghouse because he can't stop doing stupid shit to get himself in trouble. The list of guys that left Alabama due to being a headcase or immature and panned out elsewhere is pretty damn short.

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1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

This by itself? Sure. The problem is that their are plenty of people saying he's already been in the doghouse because he can't stop doing stupid shit to get himself in trouble. The list of guys that left Alabama due to being a headcase or immature and panned out elsewhere is pretty damn short.

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2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

This by itself? Sure. The problem is that their are plenty of people saying he's already been in the doghouse because he can't stop doing stupid shit to get himself in trouble. The list of guys that left Alabama due to being a headcase or immature and panned out elsewhere is pretty damn short.

Idk he sounds pretty rad

 

We talkin about a Class B?  A Class B misdemeanor?  Not a Felony.  Not a Felony.  A Class B misdemeanor?

Who gives a shit?

4 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

This by itself? Sure. The problem is that there are plenty of people saying he's already been in the doghouse because he can't stop doing stupid shit to get himself in trouble. The list of guys that left Alabama due to being a headcase or immature and panned out elsewhere is pretty damn short.

Give me about 4 more of exactly the same and let’s go win a championship. 

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52 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Give me about 4 more of exactly the same and let’s go win a championship. 

In 2003 I asked a guy involved in college sports what he thought about some Texas players getting arrested. He responded, "Sounds like they're finally getting the right kind of players."

Someone get this guy a scooter and let's move on. This assumes he doesn't David Hamilton himself 

8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This guy usually gives practice reports over on IT and has a connection to the team:

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Worst part of this is that FCB was right. Damn, I hate that. 

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Tope, for the win… 

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1 hour ago, TankedBevo said:

Someone get this guy a scooter and let's move on. This assumes he doesn't David Hamilton himself 

I’ll send him one of these….

 

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I got a parking ticket during my time on campus and I didn't even own a car.  I was sick as shit one morning and borrowed my roommate's car to drive to the clinic on campus.  Had no idea I was parking illegally.

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

I got booted at UT. Parking police are Nazis in different uniforms. 

Maybe a little lighter on the concentration camps, too. Or would that be their impound lot?

yeah - I don't know what Chip Brown said or anything about anything, but fighting back at the 'parking tickets boot' is a cause I can rally behind.

 

I broke my ankle while in school and the Tax assessors office issued for my handicapped placard for 6 months instead of 6 weeks.

It was glorious being able to pull up right to my class buildings.

Bye, Agiye.

This will save me a lot of angst to pronounce your name correctly.

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Sark should throw an Ainias Smith type suspension on his ass!  That will teach him. 

29 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I got booted at UT. Parking police are Nazis in different uniforms. 

At some point in the late 1990s a UT police officer spotted a vehicle leaving a UT garage with one of those dummy arms filled with stuffing sticking out of the trunk. He followed the driver all the way to Pflugerville on IH35 and finally pulled him over on a frontage road. He cuffed the driver and then searched the trunk, discovering what should have been obvious right from the start. Did he then realize he'd been taken in by a gag and maybe even have a laugh to himself? Fuck, no. He held the guy in handcuffs on the side of the road for a couple hours until his UTPD back-up arrived.

(True story told to the best of my recollection.)

Don't know if it's still true, but once in the early nineties, the UT Police were the highest paid police in Texas.  

 

Yeah, the guys making sure that no one ran out of PCL with a 'non properly checked-out book' somehow got away from the library ID checkers.....those guys - hanging on the wall, drinking coffee and watching the ID's being checked.....those guys...highest paid...in Texas. ..

 

I get it...no one wants to send their daughter to a school in the middle of 'urban blight' with out an 'iron-domed island of safety' constructed around it and her.   That's why whenever a coed is attacked on or around campus, the news is that much bigger...these guys (and ladies) have a very tough job and I respect that, but some of their nonsense is only amplified by these extreme circumstances, it seems to me. 

Working with the movie  filming on campus.  A coworker saw what happened and this is what I was told:

he came down the street, stopped, then in front of campus police peeled out.

cops pulled him over, and booted his car.  From what I was told he was free to leave but instead of leavening he pulled a crowbar ( more likely a tire wrench) from his trunk and started beating on the boot, in front of the cops. 
so now there are 2 boots on the car and he is where he is……

second hand from a eye witness

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I went to school with a guy who became a UT police officer and then became an Austin police officer. He ended up murdering his best friend and is in jail for life. I don’t know the lesson of the story. 

3 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

This assumes he doesn't David Hamilton himself 

RIP Hamilton's career

21 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bobby in live chat said that Hall will remain on the team. 

I hope Chip Brown's soul is on fire

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I hope Chip Brown's soul is on fire

He needs to look like this

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24 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bobby in live chat said that Hall will remain on the team. 

If true then history shows a dude like him won’t be around long. With his talent and potential best case scenario is we get an impactful season out of him a la Ramonce Taylor.

5 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

If true then history shows a dude like him won’t be around long. With his talent and potential best case scenario is we get an impactful season out of him a la Ramonce Taylor.

I'd take a National Title like Ramonce got us.

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

I'd take a National Title like Ramonce helped get us.

Fify

18 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I hope Chip Brown's soul is on fire

FIFY

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