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On 10/4/2025 at 10:02 AM, miguelito said:

I love farting while walking down steps.

 

On 10/4/2025 at 11:01 AM, thunderlounge said:

Or going up the stairs. 

Or on an escalator, either direction. 

How dare you leave off elevators.  Especially when you're riding solo and about to exit. Good luck to the future victim when the door opens next time.

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

 

How dare you leave off elevators.  Especially when you're riding solo and about to exit. Good luck to the future victim when the door opens next time.

Nothing beats the airplane aisle steady stream crop dusting. Entirely satisfactory physically and emotionally. 

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On 10/4/2025 at 8:02 AM, miguelito said:

I love farting while walking down steps.

 

On 10/4/2025 at 9:01 AM, thunderlounge said:

Or going up the stairs. 

Or on an escalator, either direction. 

 

On 10/4/2025 at 7:26 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Revolving doors, too. 

 

My dad does all that and also at our regular grocery store, Trader Joe's, outdoor mall, indoor mall, my house, my sister's house, our AirBnB, Alaska cruise ship***, TJ Maxx, Tom Hilfiger store, and pretty much every other retail store and restaurant.

 

*** I wasn't on the cruise, but my sister said my dad farted in an elevator when they were by themselves, and they bailed out at the next floor because it smelled so bad. There were people waiting to get on the elevator. They paused at the door, but for whatever reason, went in anyway.

 

Everywhere is fair game when you're 85 and don't give a fart what other people think.

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