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On 10/4/2025 at 10:02 AM, miguelito said:

I love farting while walking down steps.

 

On 10/4/2025 at 11:01 AM, thunderlounge said:

Or going up the stairs. 

Or on an escalator, either direction. 

How dare you leave off elevators.  Especially when you're riding solo and about to exit. Good luck to the future victim when the door opens next time.

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

 

How dare you leave off elevators.  Especially when you're riding solo and about to exit. Good luck to the future victim when the door opens next time.

Nothing beats the airplane aisle steady stream crop dusting. Entirely satisfactory physically and emotionally. 

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Posted (edited)
On 10/4/2025 at 8:02 AM, miguelito said:

I love farting while walking down steps.

 

On 10/4/2025 at 9:01 AM, thunderlounge said:

Or going up the stairs. 

Or on an escalator, either direction. 

 

On 10/4/2025 at 7:26 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Revolving doors, too. 

 

My dad does all that and also at our regular grocery store, Trader Joe's, outdoor mall, indoor mall, my house, my sister's house, our AirBnB, Alaska cruise ship***, TJ Maxx, Tom Hilfiger store, and pretty much every other retail store and restaurant.

 

*** I wasn't on the cruise, but my sister said my dad farted in an elevator when they were by themselves, and they bailed out at the next floor because it smelled so bad. There were people waiting to get on the elevator. They paused at the door, but for whatever reason, went in anyway.

 

Everywhere is fair game when you're 85 and don't give a fart what other people think.

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On 10/6/2025 at 11:49 AM, PvilleStang said:

 

How dare you leave off elevators.  Especially when you're riding solo and about to exit. Good luck to the future victim when the door opens next time.

AND you are in a 5+ story building & hit every floor button upon exit or it's a full glass one & you get to watch reactions for the people who got on after your departure.

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8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

AND you are in a 5+ story building & hit every floor button upon exit or it's a full glass one & you get to watch reactions for the people who got on after your departure.

There is a special place in hell for people who stop elevators unnecessarily. 

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43 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

There is a special place in hell for people who stop elevators unnecessarily. 

Or who interrupt your long ride to go one fucking floor.  

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

There is a special place in hell for people who stop elevators unnecessarily. 

 

I lived at dobie my freshman year on the 16th floor. I'd get on elevator and every fucking floor would be pushed on an empty elevator

Rage inducing

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7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I lived at dobie my freshman year on the 16th floor. I'd get on elevator and every fucking floor would be pushed on an empty elevator

Rage inducing

Too bad Otis has never thought of adding an override button to their panels.

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13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Too bad Otis has never thought of adding an override button to their panels.

You got to get your hands on the key. Elevator Pimp.

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