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Well those kids can use the posters with the 10 Commandments on them to shield them from the next school shooter. Or try to wing the gunman with it. 

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43 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well those kids can use the posters with the 10 Commandments on them to shield them from the next school shooter. Or try to wing the gunman with it. 

Sounds like a reason to prosecute them for desecrating the 10 commandments. Arrest them while they’re in the hospital being treated for the gunshot wounds 

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On 4/19/2023 at 11:23 AM, tx 3 putt said:

This is fucking glorious ….

 

Straight out of Pineapple Express!

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Congrats on now having to pay a 70% premium over market to hire faculty, you fucking morons.


no they won’t, they’ll he hiring like minded (maga gqp) profs. They can’t be hired anywhere else and will gladly take less pay to teach at UT and help keep that campus un-woke !

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But who will be replacing me in my department without tenure.

TOP MEN, DR. JONES.  TOP MEN! 

Between this and the SEC and the scorching of anybody even suggesting DEI is a decent idea in a small way in any corner of academics.  We are fucked for a decade.  

Congrats fuckfaces.  We are once again a laughing stock.  We are the Aggies of Flagship Schools.  

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51 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

Not offering tenure will be a disaster for Texas Universities trying to attract top rate professors from around the country.  


Texags is celebrating this move.
 

But ut and am systems is about to be flooded with phd’s from oral Roberts, Liberty u, many bs Bible universities ….

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

But who will be replacing me in my department without tenure.

TOP MEN, DR. JONES.  TOP MEN! 

Between this and the SEC and the scorching of anybody even suggesting DEI is a decent idea in a small way in any corner of academics.  We are fucked for a decade.  

Congrats fuckfaces.  We are once again a laughing stock.  We are the Aggies of Flagship Schools.  

Doc

We, Texas, have been fucked since One Tough Grandma was the last D to put together a statewide win.  So, make that several decades, as in not in your or my lifetimes.  May I recommend UW to you?  Big state U, great student body and rated about like UT.  

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2 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m wondering when this shit show will make me burn my diploma.

Why would I burn my diploma? They’re the assholes

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5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Why would I burn my diploma? They’re the assholes

Guilt by association, Bonz.  Also, I no longer “use” it, it is now merely something for show.  Like a 60 Strat.  

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4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dan Patrick may be the biggest dumbass on the planet.

Not every graduate of Spring Shadows Glen is going to go on to contribute positive things to society.

I know I shouldn't make fun of people like Dannie Goeb errr Dan Patrick for having spent time in a mental health institution, but for fuck's sake...

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Texags is celebrating this move.

Aggy is hell-bent on turning their university into the Texas A&M Online Community College with an 80% acceptance rate, so of course TexAgs thinks it's great since they were already devaluing their diplomas long before now.

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2 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m wondering when this shit show will make me burn my diploma.

Jokes on them. My diploma already burned up in a fire. 

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If I was a teacher forced to "prominently display" the 10 Commandments, I'd frame it and hang it underneath a sign that said "AGITPROP ON MANDATORY DISPLAY BY ORDER OF CORRUPT FASCISTS AND HYPOCRITES" or the like.

 

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On 4/21/2023 at 7:34 PM, BevoAbyss said:

Secular Texas and Secular America are in big fucking trouble. MAGA-GQP are bent upon shoving the Ten Commandments right down everyone's throats. And the media and Democrats are hardly doing a thing to stop them. 

And they worship Donald Trump, who has made it a habit to shit on the Ten Commandments.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

And they worship Donald Trump, who has made it a habit to shit on the Ten Commandments.

The LORD said: do not covet thy neighbor's wife. 

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But he didn't say nothin about grabbing em by the pussy! Something something, imperfect vessel amirite?

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20 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The LORD said: do not covet thy neighbor's wife. 

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But he didn't say nothin about grabbing em by the pussy! Something something, imperfect vessel amirite?

Or taking the Lord's name in vain, or constantly bearing false witness or stealing or....everything but the murder part it sounds like.

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9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or taking the Lord's name in vain, or constantly bearing false witness or stealing or....everything but the murder part it sounds like.

He thought it was a to-do list.

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Seems that the First Amendment and the First Commandment, along with the Second, Third, Fourth, and Fifth ones, are diametrically opposed.

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On 4/21/2023 at 3:01 PM, Big Frog II said:

Not offering tenure will be a disaster for Texas Universities trying to attract top rate professors from around the country.  

You realize that's a selling point, right?

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so regarding the alleged issues with local voting locations running out of ballots: the GOP election judges making those claims have brought ZERO evidence to back their claims

https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/politics/elections/2023/04/24/449769/harris-county-republican-election-judges-ballot-paper-shortage-intentional-claim-no-evidence-backing-up-surfaced/

The republican election judges are doing the same rhetorical slight of hand that our local fascists on this board do - they get themselves whipped up into a frenzy over some perceived grievance and go to war over it, but never actually bother to validate that there's something to be upset over. In the investigative work carried out to validate the claims of "thousands of voters turned away", they were unable to specifically identify a SINGLE person. Not one out of over an alleged two thousand.

Fucking lying fascists wrapping themselves in the flag and holding a bible

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On 4/24/2023 at 2:47 PM, Captainant said:

the GOP election judges making those claims have brought ZERO evidence to back their claims

Everyone knows “evidence” has a liberal bias. Duh. It’s about their feeling

Hey you shithead MAGApublicans:

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Speaker of the House posts a thirst trap

totally not gay Dan Patrick , nttawwt, responds

 

Thanks to Lt. Gov. Patrick for serving as a Dike to the rising tides, literally and figuratively.  

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My apologies.  Only time his office returns my calls is when I say stuff like that.  He’s got some repressed shit going on.  I’ll have it deleted.  But they’ve got something truly fucked up for special session. 

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Did they all go to the same lobbyist luncheon together?  What are the odds that the three of them just happened to be shitfaced drunk and commenting to one another on the floor at the exact same time?  This is more than a coincidental drinking problem.  Also bad news, they’re not as high functioning as they think they are.  First rule of day drinking is conjugate your verbs correctly.  

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Is there that much of a difference between them legislating drunk or sober? It sucks regardless 

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1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Had a coworker who would toss back a pint of 100 proof smirnof every day at lunch, but you'd never know it talking to him. 

Was it because they couldn't actually talk? I struggle to believe 10+ shots of liquor in a 60-90 minute time period didn't result in an obviously drunk person. Is it because they went home and only worked half days, or perhaps youre exaggerating?

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There are people who can absolutely pull it off.  Combination of tolerance, functionality, and just general command of a room.   We speak from experience.  Thankfully not anymore.  

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Was it because they couldn't actually talk? I struggle to believe 10+ shots of liquor in a 60-90 minute time period didn't result in an obviously drunk person. Is it because they went home and only worked half days, or perhaps youre exaggerating?

The dude drank 24/7. Prolly dead now since that was 20 years ago.

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16 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

InB4 Jeff Leach realizes maybe state representatives shouldn't be posting bare asses of people in the House gallery on Twitter...
 

 

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Look at those heroes. They'll step right up and neutralize the threat of an unarmed person that's half their size, but put them in a situation where a shooter is slaughtering children....

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8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

I will be the last to defend the Texas GQP but it should be noted I think most of these rambling “dumb” questions came during local and consent when freshmen legislators were passing their first bills and being “hazed” by their peers. Not to mention that at least one clip was a democrat on the back mic. I’m sure there have been folks drunk on the floor before but not sure using L&C hazing is the best evidence.

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56 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I will be the last to defend the Texas GQP but it should be noted I think most of these rambling “dumb” questions came during local and consent when freshmen legislators were passing their first bills and being “hazed” by their peers. Not to mention that at least one clip was a democrat on the back mic. I’m sure there have been folks drunk on the floor before but not sure using L&C hazing is the best evidence.

Are you drunk?



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