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Keep winning series

Never in doubt imo

Slightly less frustated for another day!

i never doubted us for a second*

*(actually was completely convinced we'd choke)

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GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS

Edited by Rimbo

I didn't watch the game but I know Pressly faced Ohtani yesterday. It's kind of like the playoffs where if you see the reliever in back to back days they are more likely to get a hit off you. Happened to Yordan and Alvarado last year. 

4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Happened to Yordan and Alvarado last year. 

I love that story.  Tell it again.  

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Losing game 3 to Seattle really sucked 

Losing is worse than winning. For sure. But game 2 up there was worse was I think. 

4-2 sounds a lot better than 3-3 in the last 6, but it’s May.

Hot damn 2 in a row feels like a win right now. Especially because Ohtani has owned the Stros. 

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

4-2 sounds a lot better than 3-3 in the last 6, but it’s May.

Hot damn 2 in a row feels like a win right now. Especially because Ohtani has owned the Stros. 


we are undefeated on off days 

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

So WTF is up with Brantley being shutdown?

Rome:
The Astros sent Michael Brantley back for further testing. He is “more sore than usual because he played a lot” on his minor league rehab assignment, Dusty Baker said.

It's unclear where the Astros actually sent Michael Brantley (Dusty Baker said he didn't know and the team refuses to make its trainer available), but Baker said he hoped Brantley could rejoin the team in Chicago this weekend.

Brantley will be in Chicago, but his amputated arm will still be in Houston so they can make his prosthesis.

The 3 rooks have to step up this weekend. Have to go 5 to 6. Have to keep us in games 

So WTF is up with Brantley being shutdown?
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46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That's his first knock but he's 2 for 4 in the game?

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

That's his first knock but he's 2 for 4 in the game?

According to the replies on the tweet it was an announcer error and he was 1-3.

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1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Has anyone figured out where in the world is Brantley San Diego yet?


There’s a really good clinica / yarberia down the street. I’ll go and scope it out. They also have great tacos 

Unpopular opinion amnesty:  Brantley will never take another major league at-bat.

Edited by CycleTex87

22 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Unpopular opinion amnesty:  Brantley will never take another major league at-bat.

Don't you dare put those Tony Biselli vibes out there!

24 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Unpopular opinion amnesty:  Brantley will never take another major league at-bat.


I believe his rehab is up 5/20

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


I believe his rehab is up 5/20

Adam Sandler Put Me In Coach GIF

48 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Unpopular opinion amnesty:  Brantley will never take another major league at-bat.

This thought occurred to me too

We need to dust off the Bagwell insurance policy for Brantley and Abreu!

21 minutes ago, WBT said:

We need to dust off the Bagwell insurance policy for Brantley and Abreu!

A third shoulder might look too suspicious. If you take the contract to help the team, better make it an ankle. Docs have gotten too damn good with knees.

17 hours ago, Scraps said:
20 hours ago, Limp Brisket said:
So WTF is up with Brantley being shutdown?

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To be fair, he says it's just a weekend thing and he can stop any time.

I don’t know if it’s been mentioned in here or not but if you want to watch any minor league game you can download the Bally Live app. Log in with phone number. It’s free. I think for the whole year. If you click on the MiLB Zone at the bottom of the app all the games will populate. For those interested.

How is it that by using just 2 roster spots the Angels have 3 of the best players in baseball history but have still not made the playoffs?

I'm not going to trim my goatee until Abreu hits a home run. 

How it started

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7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm not going to trim my goatee until Abreu hits a home run. 

How it started

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Lance Z broke it down this morning. Abreu has 2 homers since August 3, 2022.

Edited by billfromlaketravis

The best thing that can happen for the Astros is extended IL visits for Abreu and Maldonado.

Cross posting from the MLB thread, but can you imagine this thread if we were in the AL East?

 

This weekend, we’ll be a quarter of the way through the season

The Yankees are in last place….

And still a game better than the Astros.

Season is still young, we’re extremely banged up. Throwing three rookies this weekend. Diaz needs to better handle the BP guys. 

 

Nervous The Big Bang Theory GIF 

Edited by tx 3 putt

10 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm not going to trim my goatee until Abreu hits a home run. 

 

Don't worry his slumpbuster is on the horizon.  I see a big fat 600lb skank coming around the corner and its named the Oakland A's 

If he can't hit one in that series then he is doomed 

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