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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Are they even allowed to claim in this trial that Stormy extorted Dotard? 

Defamation Case 3.0??  Make it so!

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Posted
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

FYI for those with interest:

 

There’s some good news for people who want to follow the Trump trial in detail, but can’t make it to the courthouse. The New York state court system has just agreed to publish a transcript of each day’s proceeding by the end of the following day on its website. You can find the daily transcripts here.

 

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml

 

Yeah,  but will farts and subsequent gagging be annotated?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Any actual updates?

it is confirmed that after the judge dismissed everyone at lunch for the rest of the day - that no one decided to come back to the courtroom just for fun and lingering diaper fumes. 

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a dumb question, but that's never stopped me:  does the defendant have to be present for the entire proceeding?

I believe the judge told Trump he has to be present for the entire thing.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

FYI for those with interest:

 

There’s some good news for people who want to follow the Trump trial in detail, but can’t make it to the courthouse. The New York state court system has just agreed to publish a transcript of each day’s proceeding by the end of the following day on its website. You can find the daily transcripts here.

 

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a dumb question, but that's never stopped me:  does the defendant have to be present for the entire proceeding?

Awake? No. 

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Apparently tomorrow is going to start with a “contempt hearing” re public Trump comments about witnesses. On day 2. This shit is going to take forever 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Ah didn’t know it was only half a day. Did they need to fumigate?

I’m not sure.   But I have a sneaking suspicion that one of those jurors will be able to break the free-dive depth record before this is all over from the practice. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

if this is accurate, this is a problem for trump.   When the prosecutor objects to you telling the jury it is not wrong to try to influence an election, and the judge sustain the objection, it is perceived by the jury as nothing less than Trump’s lawyer lied to me and the judge corrected him.

I have always told every witness in every trial or deposition I’ve been in that as we start the proceedings, there is a bucket of credibility filled to the brim that goes with them.    when they are found to be lying, the bucket gets kicked over.   And usually all of the credibility spills out on the floor.   If the jury thinks you are lying, they normally do not care if you are lying 20% of the time or 60% of the time, they know you were lying.   

I’m not talking about normal memory impaired things like the exact time or day exact words, but I’m talking about lying about important things. You normally either have credibility or you don’t.  there is very likely a pattern jury instruction telling the jury that if they find a witness non-credible, they can disregard everything that person says in their testimony. Not 20%, not 40%, but all of their testimony.    

That seems like a rookie mistake, or something they had to say to please the boss   it may be the best thing we have going for us is Trump will direct parts of the trial.

I don't believe you.

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34 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a dumb question, but that's never stopped me:  does the defendant have to be present for the entire proceeding?

Criminal defendants have to be present for the entirely of their trials. Business defendants can change the representative who is present, which is why he wasn’t required to attend all of the business fraud case (I think I remember that correctly).

Posted
1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Such a vile fuck.  Just gonna sit there and shit himself nonstop until he’s excused.  Can’t make any of this up.  

They should do with him like they do in other parts of the world, lock him up in a cage off to the side of the courtroom.  They should make it air tight so he has to simmer in his own shit fumes and hopefully die from asphyxiation.

 

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Are they even allowed to claim in this trial that Stormy extorted Dotard? 

Can't believe I just typed that sentence. 

I’d love to know if they can admit his extramarital affairs with Marla Maples and Melania into the record.

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Posted
7 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Nuh uh! Thank you your honor." (sits down)

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Lies upon lies upon lies ad nauseum

They should let Trump serve as his own lawyer... you know, with his big brain and all that.

 

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4 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Are we going to have Trump drop his diaper and show his orange cashew to the jury?

Bonus: We will have confirmation that he wears diapers.

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If the diapers don't fit, they must be full 'o shit!

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I’d love to know if they can admit his extramarital affairs with Marla Maples and Melania into the record.

It depends on how that evidence is offered and for what purpose. Pretty difficult to answer at this point.
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Posted
10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

45 degrees in the courtroom y'all. 

"We're only honoring the 45th President!"

("and trying to keep the stench down by freezing it")

Posted
2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

All the other supporters must've finally gotten jobs....

"Tremendous jobs.  Wow.  Jobs so beautiful.  Just amazing."

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Off topic, but when an adult poops in an adult diaper, I’m assuming it’s just like a baby’s in terms of distribution up and down. Is a blowout upwards into the shirt back via the waistband a thing that can happen with an adult diaper?

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anyone else get super perturbed when he's referred to as President Trump? drives me batty

I wish a juror would blurt out “former President”, but that would probably be frowned upon. 

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4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Off topic, but when an adult poops in an adult diaper, I’m assuming it’s just like a baby’s in terms of distribution up and down. Is a blowout upwards into the shirt back via the waistband a thing that can happen with an adult diaper?

There's a 'Black Trump(et) Mushroom" joke in here somewhere (literally the darkest type of fungi and dick).  

 I'm gonna need some adult diapers when he dies because as I understand it, heroin apparently causes constipation but then releases itself all at once.  nevermind the Guiness Stour, cocaine, and fireworks all shoved up my own ass 

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10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Off topic, but when an adult poops in an adult diaper, I’m assuming it’s just like a baby’s in terms of distribution up and down. Is a blowout upwards into the shirt back via the waistband a thing that can happen with an adult diaper?

I like to think that there is a semi-liquid poop pool down at the asshole, so that farts percolate up through it like pot smoke through bong water, except maybe with different effects.

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16 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I like to think that there is a semi-liquid poop pool down at the asshole, so that farts percolate up through it like pot smoke through bong water, except maybe with different effects.

 

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6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

FYI for those with interest:

 

There’s some good news for people who want to follow the Trump trial in detail, but can’t make it to the courthouse. The New York state court system has just agreed to publish a transcript of each day’s proceeding by the end of the following day on its website. You can find the daily transcripts here.

 

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml

 

Floggin those court reporters.

Posted
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anyone else get super perturbed when he's referred to as President Trump? drives me batty

Eh, that's pretty standard for a former POTUS.

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Eh, that's pretty standard for a former POTUS.

Well then we should apply that standard everywhere - if you held the title of "Biggest Penis in 9th Grade from October 7 to November 13" 30 years ago, you should still be remembered for that, even on days when you don't wear the t-shirt that you were awarded.

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7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Eh, that's pretty standard for a former POTUS.

Except he's never ever had the decency to use it himself.  It's "Sleepy Joe", Barack HUSSEIN Obama, etc. 

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’d love to know if they can admit his extramarital affairs with Marla Maples and Melania into the record.

His affair with Marla Maples was public knowledge while he was still married to Ivanka. (Oops, I mean Ivana.) It was in the news. Johnny Carson joked about it. His character as a philanderer and womanizer was established over 3 decades ago. Some of his followers embrace that and think it makes him manly and a stud. I’ll bet Trump thinks it makes him BMOC. I think it should absolutely be admissible. 

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well then we should apply that standard everywhere - if you held the title of "Biggest Penis in 9th Grade from October 7 to November 13" 30 years ago, you should still be remembered for that, even on days when you don't wear the t-shirt that you were awarded.


October 7 to November with 13”, in 9th grade, and you ended up not being the biggest dick in school?!

Damn.

Did you got to Yates?

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Except he's never ever had the decency to use it himself.  It's "Sleepy Joe", Barack HUSSEIN Obama, etc. 

No disagreement.  Just pointing out the standard.

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Posted
8 hours ago, 'stache said:

She has publicly described what his junk looks like, if he's going to deny sexual relations with her, it seems pretty obvious to me how to prove whether she's telling the truth, but please, please, please, no.

What are the odds Trump will try to use a picture of Hunter's junk and claim it as his own?

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