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5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They will probably allow him to post updates to his scam social media network from the joint.  Probably have McD's delivered four times a day, every day.

Wow! So like a death sentence?

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Wow! So like a death sentence?

I just want to know his reaction to the stainless (rather than gold) shitter.

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You know, I make a lot of piss-poor "NOTE TO SELF" jokes on this site.  But the fucking shitbag is actually making notes to self and they are composed of material he should have down by rote by now.  

This fucking simulation.  

Posted
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Also why does his right hand look like Hellboy’s?

I'm not gonna directly say that's what happens when you finger bang Habba.  But...

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Merchan has concluded his jury instructions

Judge Juan Merchan has concluded his jury instructions.

He asked lawyers to come to the bench.

"That concludes my instructions on the law, counsel please approach," Merchan said.

 

so it begins....

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Posted
3 minutes ago, locodos said:

Merchan has concluded his jury instructions

Judge Juan Merchan has concluded his jury instructions.

He asked lawyers to come to the bench.

"That concludes my instructions on the law, counsel please approach," Merchan said.

 

so it begins....

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Posted
3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

OK, team. Are we all mentally prepared for not guilty verdicts?

408 votes for "not guilty" and not a single guilty vote on any count?

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Now I'm rooting for a long deliberation and a bored Trump sitting around the court house...

 

Merchan directs parties to remain close: "You cannot leave the building"

Judge Juan Merchan is off the bench as the jury deliberates.

"I’m going to be in the robing room for a little while just in case we get a quick note. Then I’ll probably go upstairs," Merchan said before he left the bench. "I do direct all of you to be please here. You cannot leave the building."

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Posted
Just now, Red Five said:

On all counts? I'd say that's unlikely.

Maybe. But "former president Donald Trump" is a real thing that happened.

Also, gird yourself for a hung jury.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Completed law school and passed a bar exam, yes?  Anything to interpret from that?

One or both of those things are superfluous?

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Posted
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Maybe. But "former president Donald Trump" is a real thing that happened.

Also, gird yourself for a hung jury.

Main food source on the ledge is hamgirders. I'll see myself out.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, locodos said:

Now I'm rooting for a long deliberation and a bored Trump sitting around the court house...

 

Merchan directs parties to remain close: "You cannot leave the building"

Judge Juan Merchan is off the bench as the jury deliberates.

"I’m going to be in the robing room for a little while just in case we get a quick note. Then I’ll probably go upstairs," Merchan said before he left the bench. "I do direct all of you to be please here. You cannot leave the building."

 

Guilty on all counts but 1 that results in 2 weeks of deliberation that ends in a hung jury on that 1 count

I Hope Please GIF

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Guilty on all counts but 1 that results in 2 weeks of deliberation that ends in a hung jury on that 1 count

I Hope Please GIF

I be fine with them being back in a hour or two with all charges guilty, thank you.  

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Posted
22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

On all counts? I'd say that's unlikely.

Typical David Dennison type post 

Posted
4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

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Trump hasn't walked more than 0.1 miles in the last 30 years.

And that was to hold a bible upside-down as a photo op.

Posted
24 minutes ago, Foosters said:

408 votes for "not guilty" and not a single guilty vote on any count?

Wouldn't 11-1 guilty/not guilty on every count let him walk?

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What the fuck does that even mean? "Red Five you are charged with going 120 MPH in a school zone."

"Mother Teresa couldn't beat those charges!" 

Posted
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Wouldn't 11-1 guilty/not guilty on every count let him walk?

That's a hung jury. Hell, I tried a case with 11 NG votes, and 1 holdout for guilty. DA wouldn't even reduce the charge and judge refused to lower the bail, and we had to try it again. Waste of everyone's time.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

That's a hung jury. 

I didn't realize that wouldn't be "not guilty".  The question stands:  would he walk or would he have to be re-tried?

Posted
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I didn't realize that wouldn't be "not guilty".  The question stands:  would he walk or would he have to be re-tried?

Up to the DA if they want to retry.

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Posted
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Dumb as a bag of hair.

Dumb, except somehow she keeps doing fuckeries that are unappealable? If she's truly dumb, then she's getting coaching from someone on how to fuck fuck the process and prosecution. 

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Posted
Just now, Captainant said:

Dumb, except somehow she keeps doing fuckeries that are unappealable? If she's truly dumb, then she's getting coaching from someone on how to fuck fuck the process and prosecution. 

that's the easiest thing in the world to do if you want to.  judges have all sorts of discretion on all sorts of decisions.

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

that's the easiest thing in the world to do if you want to.  judges have all sorts of discretion on all sorts of decisions.

Yeah, about 80% of judicial decisions before trial are unappealable.  Anything relating to scheduling or virtually any motion that doesn't dispose of the case (motion to dismiss, summary judgment, etc.) is not appealable, either immediately or post-trial.  Post-trial you can try to appeal anything, but a ton of those decisions are discretionary and nearly impossible to reverse.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

He’s such a fucking child it’s pathetic. Literally using crayon to bring his notes to court. 

From the look of it I'd say that was written with America's Treasure, the Sharpie marker. Especially since it looks like he was clenching it in his asshole when he wrote that.

Posted
40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Completed law school and passed a bar exam, yes?  Anything to interpret from that?

I don’t think I’m the dumbest lawyer ever, but please don’t ask me about patents or FCC stuff. Or divorce/child support stuff. Or anything but the most simplistic bankruptcy stuff. Or anything having to do with property law or servitudes or easements Or many areas of constitutional law.

There are many brilliant people who know a lot about those subspecialties, but not one thing about jury trials or being a federal judge having to rule on many topics they have never seen before.   Cannon had zero experience and never should have been appointed.   

There is also very little about law school that prepares you to practice law. Passing a law school or passing the bar both leave you totally unprepared to be a trial practitioner.  That is why in Great Britain they have solicitors and barristers.    Being good at one does not make you marginally competent in the other.

The law is no different than every other profession that has complete morons engaging in that profession, despite getting an advanced degree. It is exactly like ‘what do you call the person who finished last in medical school?’  Doctor. 

This was less a failure of law school, and more of failure of a partisan Trump judicial vetting process.  It is about to get worse, because you will have to raise your right hand and swear that the election was stollen and Presidents bigly immune to get the next Trump federal judicial appointments.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm good with that.

Absolutely. But not until that disgusting orange germaphobe has to poop in a stainless steel bowl while other people watch and laugh at him. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Absolutely. But not until that disgusting orange germaphobe has to poop in a stainless steel bowl while other people watch and laugh at him. 

Something tells me that isn't what those poor Secret Service agents expected when they signed up.

Posted
2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Something tells me that isn't what those poor Secret Service agents expected when they signed up.

Yeah they thought they were signing up to bang Melania 

Posted
42 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What the fuck does that even mean? "Red Five you are charged with going 120 MPH in a school zone."

"Mother Teresa couldn't beat those charges!" 

Mother Teresa had a much more powerful "Catch and Kill" network



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