Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

[Js1 84,995]

He's on a bit of a roll.  Also referring to Trump as "Broke Don"

 

 

['stache 21,729]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

He's on a bit of a roll.  Also referring to Trump as "Broke Don"

 

 

Love it, lol. Dark Brandon no stop til November.

[Guest]

Me: "America is producing the most oil it ever has. There is not a country on the planet in history that has produced more oil than we are doing right now."

Fox News Watchin' Dad: "Well, I haven't heard that."

 

[Biff Tannen 45,439]

35 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Me: "America is producing the most oil it ever has. There is not a country on the planet in history that has produced more oil than we are doing right now."

Fox News Watchin' Dad: "Well, I haven't heard that."

 

It's pure madness.  Even if you told him to go look it up, he wouldn't.  They.   Don't.  Want.  The.  Truth.

They just want something to be mad at.

[Voldemort86 2,259]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's pure madness.  Even if you told him to go look it up, he wouldn't.  They.   Don't.  Want.  The.  Truth.

They just want something to be mad at.

Theres no use with these MAGA monkeys. They’re a bunch of animals.  They just want to point, scream, and blame things on people. Facts don’t matter at all. 

[elfenix 34,161]

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Immigration is boosting the U.S. economy and has been ‘really underestimated,’ says JPMorgan research head

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/22/jpmorgan-research-boss-says-immigration-is-benefiting-the-us-economy.html

[Biff Tannen 45,439]

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/22/jpmorgan-research-boss-says-immigration-is-benefiting-the-us-economy.html

[TexLonghorn 5,577]

Biden in Dallas, March 20:

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But, look, I know everyone is not feeling the enthusiasm.  Just the other day a defeated-looking man came up to me and said, “Mr. President, I have crushing debt, and I’m completely wiped out.”  And I had to look at him and say, “Donald, I’m sorry.  I can’t help you.”  I thought about it, but I just couldn’t do it.

Edited March 23 by TexLonghorn

[speed817 19,042]

🤣🤣🤣

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,025]

Just now, speed817 said:

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I just posted this in the pathetic man downfall thread.  🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

I heart Snark Brandon.

[jimmyjazz 45,428]

21 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I heart Snark Brandon.

 . . . and he played it straight.  Beautiful.  "Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment."

[Dutchrudder 11,087]

If he's such a good golfer, maybe he should adopt the nickname to "Kim Jong Hole-in-Un"

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,333]

 

 

 

[TeeDubya 3,358]

6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

What kind of super-strength eagle is that?  
Eagle running a heavy-duty container loading crane at a major port might be what's needed to lift his fucking fat ass.

[Guest]

Best Trump gif is him getting scared by the bald eagle.

 

Edited March 25 by FirstTimeCaller

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,779]

that alone should have prevented him from becoming president

[Biff Tannen 45,439]

34 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Best Trump gif is him getting scared by the bald eagle.

 

Eagle knew

[wildcat09 29,146]

4 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Uh oh! The Left is getting better at online comedy and it's making MAGATs nervioso!

That joke doesn’t work when you use it.

[DigglerontheHoof 20,963]

34 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that alone should have prevented him from becoming president

There are at least a dozen "that alone (s)".  It blows my fucking mind. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,388]

16 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Best Trump gif is him getting scared by the bald eagle.

 

I don't blame Trump for a second. My ass is afraid of large birds that could snatch my eyeball out like I was on the set of Kill Bill. Birds are small dinosaurs that move fast. Keep them away from my face. </anti-bird rant>

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don't blame Trump for a second. My ass is afraid of large birds that could snatch my eyeball out like I was on the set of Kill Bill. Birds are small dinosaurs that move fast. Keep them away from my face. </anti-bird rant>

That bird knows that ETTD. Hence, don't touch me!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,779]

23 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don't blame Trump for a second. My ass is afraid of large birds that could snatch my eyeball out like I was on the set of Kill Bill. Birds are small dinosaurs that move fast. Keep them away from my face. </anti-bird rant>

joke's on you. birds don't exist

[gmr548 16,427]

21 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Uh oh! The Left is getting better at online comedy and it's making MAGATs nervioso!

Ironically I wasgoing to say that's not funny and looks like the lazy MAGA boomer memes.

[Dutchrudder 11,087]

I can't believe Joe didn't fly his helicopter to the cargo ship and prevent it from hitting that bridge in Baltimore! He was probably playing golf instead of doing his job!

He's asleep at the wheel! 

He only let this happen so Congress will have to pass billions to fix it and tie it to Ukraine funding!

Is this how we Build back better? Lololololol

This wouldn't have happened if we had a real Secretary of Transportation instead of that unqualified Gayor Pete!

- Republicans, probably 

[StassneyHorn 6,515]

Final Q4 2023 GDP revised upwards to 3.4%. Text your brothers and uncles.

[StassneyHorn 6,515]

Mississippi Senate, with a veto proof majority, has passed their own version of Medicaid expansion, after the MS House did the same with their own bill. Senate version is much less expansive and has a work requirement. Now comes the sausage making.

https://mississippitoday.org/2024/03/28/mississippi-medicaid-expansion-senate-passes-legislature-work-requirement-hosemann/

[Voldemort86 2,259]

6 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Mississippi Senate, with a veto proof majority, has passed their own version of Medicaid expansion, after the MS House did the same with their own bill. Senate version is much less expansive and has a work requirement. Now comes the sausage making.

https://mississippitoday.org/2024/03/28/mississippi-medicaid-expansion-senate-passes-legislature-work-requirement-hosemann/

How many states don’t have Medicaid expansion now? 5?

[StassneyHorn 6,515]

Wisconsin and Arkansas have expanded Medicaid but have legislatures that remove them from budget.

Georgia has a work requirement that’s tripping things up. Mississippi Senate is trying to do similar.

There’s going to be an attempt in FL to get on an initiative in 2026 I believe.

Wyoming had their house pass it way back in 2021 but Senate tangled it up then and looks like it won’t happen anytime soon. They want a state specific public private partnership like Alabama will attempt this year.

Texas is dumb.TN Governor is dumb.

South Carolina has a waiver system that allowed them to expand coverage and Biden admin waived work requirement on them. Not technically Medicaid.

 

[Boss Hogg 808]

He strikes again alright.  
 

I find the provocative nature of these kinds of moves fascinating.

What’s the goal here?

Really seems to be trying to alienate large swaths of people. 

Edited March 30 by Boss Hogg

[mchookem 15,878]

i mean you realize Easter isn't like Christmas or Halloween, right? March 31 isn't a special date?

 

[Snake Diggity 4,607]

4 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

He strikes again alright.  
 

I find the provocative nature of these kinds of moves fascinating.

What’s the goal here?

Really seems to be trying to alienate large swaths of people. 

Yeah as well-intended as it is, it probably is not a politically savvy move.

[Boss Hogg 808]

2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i mean you realize Easter isn't like Christmas or Halloween, right? March 31 isn't a special date?

 

 

2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Yeah as well-intended as it is, it probably is not a politically savvy move.

i don’t think it’s well intended, at all. It was intentional and the only way I can see to take it is, whoever actually runs this administration is openly hostile to Christians. 
 

Wild times. 

[jimmyjazz 45,428]

@Boss Hogg is very concerned.

[aggie08 21,292]

Hostile towards Christians that would get all hot and bothered about having to "share" their sacred holiday of hiding plastic eggs full of candy with the trans community?

God, I hope so.

[LCHorn 2,570]

7 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

i don’t think it’s well intended, at all. It was intentional and the only way I can see to take it is, whoever actually runs this administration is openly hostile to Christians

Why would a devoted follower of Christ have any objection toward eliminating violence and discrimination based on gender identity?  Furthermore, isn’t Jesus’s revolutionary message to fully give of oneself, out of love and charity, in order to bring about heaven on earth?  
 

Sharing a holiday in support of this couldn’t be possibly more on message for an actual disciple.

 

 

[Chico_SA 518]

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Hostile towards Christians that would get all hot and bothered about having to "share" their sacred holiday of hiding plastic eggs full of candy with the trans community?

God, I hope so.

 

[jimmyjazz 45,428]

I'd like someone to explain how this is openly hostile to Christians in the first place?

[Neonmoon 38,127]

26 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

openly hostile to Christians. 

[safe sex 11,628]

It's the 31st literally every year, fucking Christ

[mdmost 42,696]

Should we get you Christians a cross to go climb on as you whine about this? So persecuted by an actual President who goes to church unlike the one who is hawking bibles like the grimy little pimp that he is. 

[aggie08 21,292]

4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

It's the 31st literally every year, fucking Christ

Yeah, but still...how dare the President acknowledge it!

[Horn Dog 9,583]

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd like someone to explain how this is openly hostile to Christians in the first place?

Alito warned us about this.  People with bigoted views may actually get called bigots for expressing bigoted views.  Such tyranny!  When will white straight christians ever catch a break in this society??

[Willfully Horn 7,911]

44 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

It was intentional and the only way I can see to take it is, whoever actually runs this administration is openly hostile to Christians. 

Your definition of Christian is shit. Be better.

[Biff Tannen 45,439]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Wisconsin and Arkansas have expanded Medicaid but have legislatures that remove them from budget.

This is fucking WILD.  Could you give a bigger middle finger to your constituents?  Um, we have a fuck ton of free money for you, but nah.

[Js1 84,995]

Boss Hogg/Johnny Sack:

[Red Five 40,574]

1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

Why would a devoted follower of Christ have any objection toward eliminating violence and discrimination based on gender identity?  Furthermore, isn’t Jesus’s revolutionary message to fully give of oneself, out of love and charity, in order to bring about heaven on earth?  
 

Sharing a holiday in support of this couldn’t be possibly more on message for an actual disciple.

 

 

Seriously. Also, "Joe Biden hates christians". Upside down world, example eighty billion. 

[jimmyjazz 45,428]

40 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

When will white straight christians ever catch a break in this society??

Yup.  I was raised Christian.  I describe myself as "recovering", although I still have moments of belief.  Straight, white, male.

I've caught every fucking break in the book.

[Bullneck 18,959]

1 hour ago, Boss Hogg said:

 

i don’t think it’s well intended, at all. It was intentional and the only way I can see to take it is, whoever actually runs this administration is openly hostile to Christians. 
 

Wild times. 

 

 

[Smax 3,799]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

@Boss Hogg is very concerned.

mental midget falls for click bait, news at 11