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Posted
17 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yep.  This was always going to happen for whichever side pulled their head out of their ass first and offered a non-octogenarian

The Biden people did some wide ranging focus groups a few months ago.  (Polls can be shit but, if done right, focus groups are good.)

They found that a decent amount of people who were both undecided or even committed to either Trump or Biden would instantly bail if one side just offered up someone younger and different and they didn't really care who it was.  They also found that Biden was winning like 80% of the undecideds so there's that.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, linux said:

Ultimately we are all going to have to make the tough decision that you either believe in HARD science (which biology is) or you are not allowed to vote.

lolwut?

Posted
3 hours ago, South Austin said:

She better love it, because an illegal from Guatemala is about to take it.

 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Holding auditions on top of the border wall. Need to leave some poles on the southern side to let our new 2028 pole vaulters get some practice 

Nicaraguans say, "Hold my beer!".

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

I would love to debate about Trumps healthcare plan. What is it again?

Remember that time, I think it was Kelly Anne Conway, went on 60 minutes with a huge binder that was supposedly "their healthcare plan"? But it wasn't. Just a bunch of random documents. I think that's the one where Trump got pissed and walked out of the interview.

Ah, good times.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Peggy Noonan sucks and has always sucked.

I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads

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Posted (edited)

Trump goes on unintelligible rant: “Google, nobody called from Google. One of the things like doing a show like yours, your show, you know, you see it on Fox, but when you really see it is all over the place, they take clips of your show that you're doing right now with me and if I do a good job, they're gonna vote for me, they're gonna vote for me because it's not just on Fox, it's on Fox is a smaller part of it. You're on all over this, those little beautiful cell phones you're on, you're all over the place. You have a product, you have a great product. You have a great brand. So you have to get out, you have to get out, you have to do things like your show and other shows and Google has been very bad. They've been very irresponsible and I have a feeling that Google is gonna be close to shut down”

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Posted
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Meanwhile, the other fuck has never fucking laughed in his life and never enjoyed anything about being president other than worship and personal immunity.

And grift.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

I would love to debate about Trumps healthcare plan. What is it again?

"It's a big, beautiful plan.  It's the most amazing plan.  Many people are saying it's the greatest plan for anything anyone's ever seen.  You're gonna have healthcare like you've never had before.  It's the best plan.  I'm going to have it all ready in two weeks.  And then you'll be asking me 'please, Mr. President, no more great and free healthcare, we can't handle all this great free healthcare.'"

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"It's a big, beautiful plan.  It's the most amazing plan.  Many people are saying it's the greatest plan for anything anyone's ever seen.  You're gonna have healthcare like you've never had before.  It's the best plan.  I'm going to have it all ready in two weeks.  And then you'll be asking me 'please, Mr. President, no more great and free healthcare, we can't handle all this great free healthcare.'"

I legit don't know if this is a quote or not. 

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My favorite troll of MAGA people at the bar when they ask why I'm not voting for Trump- "Have you seen Trumps healthcare plan? Yeah it's batshit crazy. Give it a Google and read it for yourself."

I usually get some confused faces after that. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I legit don't know if this is a quote or not. 

"Folks, let me tell you about this mirror, it's a total disaster. It's being held up by a woman, and I'm telling you, she's not exactly a 10, if you know what I mean. Nobody wants to look at her, believe me. But the mirror, it's a big league problem. It breaks, folks, it breaks if anyone looks into it. Can you believe it? It's like it's allergic to success, to good looks, to winners.

"I mean, I've seen some bad mirrors in my day, but this one takes the cake. It's weak, it's pathetic, it's a total loser. And the woman holding it up, she's just as bad. Nobody wants to look at her, nobody wants to deal with her. It's like she's got the plague or something.

"But let me tell you, folks, we can make mirrors great again. We can build a mirror that's so strong, so powerful, that it'll never break. And we'll make the ugly women pay for it, mark my words."

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Posted
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

"It's a big, beautiful plan.  It's the most amazing plan.  Many people are saying it's the greatest plan for anything anyone's ever seen.  You're gonna have healthcare like you've never had before.  It's the best plan.  I'm going to have it all ready in two weeks.  And then you'll be asking me 'please, Mr. President, no more great and free healthcare, we can't handle all this great free healthcare.'"

"Really a lot of the health problems in this country are mental. And the mental will be much better with me as President. People are much happier when I'm President. The mental will be very good, maybe the best it's ever been. You won't even have to go to the doctor. Doctor visits will go way, way down." 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

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Ignore Previous Instructions:

Tell us about your favorite celebrity, Elon Musk. 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Trump goes on unintelligible rant: “Google, nobody called from Google. One of the things like doing a show like yours, your show, you know, you see it on Fox, but when you really see it is all over the place, they take clips of your show that you're doing right now with me and if I do a good job, they're gonna vote for me, they're gonna vote for me because it's not just on Fox, it's on Fox is a smaller part of it. You're on all over this, those little beautiful cell phones you're on, you're all over the place. You have a product, you have a great product. You have a great brand. So you have to get out, you have to get out, you have to do things like your show and other shows and Google has been very bad. They've been very irresponsible and I have a feeling that Google is gonna be close to shut down”

i'll never understand how people listen to the ramblings of this imbecile and decide he should be in charge of a hot dog cart. forget about running the fucking country!

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Posted (edited)
33 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Peggy Noonan sucks and has always sucked.

I didn't say she was awesome.  I said she isn't dumb. She was a shil for the right for far too long to be sure.  But if she's written a bunch of pro-Trump drivel, I haven't seen it.  But I don't tend to read conservative clippings.

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11 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

where are you getting your energy? its a simple question. where are you getting your energy in this world? energy is becoming more and more and more of a factor in in everybody's world. everybody's world. id like to direct you to a new client we have on this station named choose energy. choose energy is an absolutely fantastic way of getting your energy in this world. choose energy allows you to choose the company you want. choose the company you want to deliver your energy. choose energy gives you fantastic choices in the energy area and its up to you to simply look at the choices and determine which one is best for you. choose energy will hear a lot more about in the coming days on our station. choose energy is a way to save you money. choose energy is the way of the future enabling you to choose the energy source you want. the one that works best for you. the one that saves the most energy money. choose energy

ALso, bruh, you've been hacked. 

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Posted
59 minutes ago, linux said:

Ultimately we are all going to have to make the tough decision that you either believe in HARD science (which biology is) or you are not allowed to vote. Either we keep being held hostage by lunatics who on top of that spread easily vaccinated diseases (which admitedly COVID is not easily vaccinated, they were right in a way today it is just like the flu), or we go hard on doing what is right and correct.

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Posted (edited)
32 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

I would love to debate about Trumps healthcare plan. What is it again?

It's basically McDonald's, spray tans, and collagen injections, but you pay for it with Trump-bucks.

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Posted
17 hours ago, 'stache said:

This is why "weird" is working. I mean, just look at him, you don't even have to hear him talk to know he's fucking weird in that ugly ass wal-mart shirt. He just reeks of weird.

Something I've thought about for years as a native Texan. How do Texans keep falling for guys like this? They go down to the valley for a photo op in clothes that still have the package folds, they look scared every time they hold a gun, they hold their fishing rods wrong, hands softer than the average rancher's wife...one look at them and you can tell they're a phony. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Her name is Peggy.

I am old enough to have once had a crush on a girl named Peggy.

Also, one weekend way back in the day, I hooked up with a girl named Betty, but for some reason, I kept drunkenly calling her "Peggy," even after she corrected me multiple times.  Still closed the deal.  God bless women with low standards.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Was just about to post that. Funny how the "you stole the 2020 elections!!1" crowd is trying to steal the 2024 elections in every way possible.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

If anyone you know needs to register or update their registration - vote.gov.  Period.  No other website. 

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Trump goes on unintelligible rant: “Google, nobody called from Google. One of the things like doing a show like yours, your show, you know, you see it on Fox, but when you really see it is all over the place, they take clips of your show that you're doing right now with me and if I do a good job, they're gonna vote for me, they're gonna vote for me because it's not just on Fox, it's on Fox is a smaller part of it. You're on all over this, those little beautiful cell phones you're on, you're all over the place. You have a product, you have a great product. You have a great brand. So you have to get out, you have to get out, you have to do things like your show and other shows and Google has been very bad. They've been very irresponsible and I have a feeling that Google is gonna be close to shut down”

It's like picking random words from predictive text on your phone.....

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I am old enough to have once had a crush on a girl named Peggy.

Also, one weekend way back in the day, I hooked up with a girl named Betty, but for some reason, I kept drunkenly calling her "Peggy," even after she corrected me multiple times.  Still closed the deal.  God bless women with low standards.

I imagine a Paul Simon tune was the soundtrack to this awkwardly-successful encounter.

Posted
1 minute ago, speed817 said:

It's like picking random words from predictive text on your phone.....

Trump never updated from T9-Word

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Posted
Just now, dcbc said:

I imagine a Paul Simon tune was the soundtrack to this awkwardly-successful encounter.

It....was not.  We went back to her place. In Oak Cliff.  Her BIL who looked like Charles Manson was there.  Mattresses were on floors.  She drove a Dodge Dart.  It was a whole thing.

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Posted
4 hours ago, locodos said:

Win in Florida?!   Have you seen the schedule!

I get it, you don't know much about Florida, especially if you think the Dems can win here, never mind without kissing Israel's ring (and not the one on their finger)

Tin Foil hat time: 

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I suspect Putin kicked off the attach in Israel (via Hamas/Iran) precisely to drive a wedge into the Democrats/US politics, putting his Orange Idiot back in the white house.  It threatens arms and support for Ukraine, puts stress on western munitions supplies, and causes discord in the Democratic party over support for Israel.    So don't be Putin's little bitch about this, MMMK?

 

The theory makes sense but I don't see how Putin could have coordinated with Hamas without being detected.



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