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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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You can always tell what slant Fox News/Trump went with for the day, by sampling a few random right-winger posts on Twitter. So many morons talking about the stock market today, when they know nothing about it, and just days after being experts on XY chromosomes.

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39 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Adin Ross reputation is that he is dumb as shit. People watch him because they laugh at him because he's stupid

Why don't they watch the Billy Lucci podcast? 

13 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Let it go... GHWB is an intelligent man.

The fuck he was. Dumbass married the quaker oats logo, guy had half a chromosome.

siap, Nate Silver's model tipped the EC to Harris yesterday at 50.5%, up to 53.0% with today's update

Just now, WBT said:

siap, Nate Silver's model tipped the EC to Harris yesterday at 50.5%, up to 53.0% with today's update

And that was with meh economic news (stock market). But she had good national polls and a good PA poll 

So the only campaign for dotard this week is Montana? He's gotta be there to pick up some laundered money to haul back on his 757, right? It's impossible for him to lose Montana.

39 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I've read this sentence 5 times and can't understand it.

Behold, The Underminer!

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So the only campaign for dotard this week is Montana? He's gotta be there to pick up some laundered money to haul back on his 757, right? It's impossible for him to lose Montana.

Even Trump kisses the Dutton ring

Compared to Reagan, W, and Dotard, even aggy could present as Mensa material 

38 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Who will even see it? If it weren't here, I wouldn't know.

People who drive by. That's why it's there.

12 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So the only campaign for dotard this week is Montana? He's gotta be there to pick up some laundered money to haul back on his 757, right? It's impossible for him to lose Montana.

Unsure what his numbers were there the last 2 years but Montana has elected Democratic senators and governor so if the bloom is off his rose it’s not a slam dunk. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Unsure what his numbers were there the last 2 years but Montana has elected Democratic senators and governor so if the bloom is off his rose it’s not a slam dunk. 

Obama almost flipped it in 08. But that was a long time ago

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Unsure what his numbers were there the last 2 years but Montana has elected Democratic senators and governor so if the bloom is off his rose it’s not a slam dunk. 

Lol no

Offerman right now on comics - fuckin' great

52 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Me, as I drive by it half a dozen times a week. 

How slow are you fucking driving, Miss Daisy?!?!

8 minutes ago, Slacks said:

How slow are you fucking driving, Miss Daisy?!?!

It’s at a 3 way stop sign man. 

Kamabla?

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Kamabla?

i believe this is referred to as tertiary syphilis 

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17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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He’s a 6 year old. 

Just now, Brandywine said:

He’s a 6 year old. 

Insult to 6 year olds

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

He’s a 6 year old. 

My grandson is a 6 year old, and he's a sweet and bright kid, and he knows better than to be mean to others.  And he doesn't cheat at golf.

Calling a black woman out of her name is always a winning hand

28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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La gente vota con el ESTÓMAGO y la comida está ahora en su punto más alto debido a la INCOMPETENCIA de Kamabla/Biden. ¡Con ellos a cargo, SÓLO SERÁ PEOR!

5 hours ago, Dark Horse said:

100% believe he thinks asylum seekers are from mental asylums. 

Holy shit, there's no doubt. Hadn't thought of that. I was giving dotard too much credit.

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20 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

Calling a black woman out of her name is always a winning hand

"Oh no he di'nt"

Lots of money changed accounts over the past two days as some people panicked and others took advantage. 

Can you watch this comics for Kamala thing without having to sign up to the Google Docs?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lots of money changed accounts over the past two days as some people panicked and others took advantage. 

That's usually how it goes. JP and his bulbous nose.

5 minutes ago, Covri said:

Can you watch this comics for Kamala thing without having to sign up to the Google Docs?

 

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Josh Marshall posted a very upbeat update late this afternoon. There's more there. You should subscribe if you don't already.  A Miscellany of Observations - TPM – Talking Points Memo

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He forgot the end of that paragraph, which should be “against a proven rapist, conman, carnival barker, with the intelligence of a fence post, and yet we are all supposed to sit here and pretend this is normal and way too much of this country has brains of tapioca". 

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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A frustrated, tired old man yelling at a world he doesn’t understand. 

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It's like no one remembers all the rags talking about the coming inflation in 2020 long before we knew who the pres was going to be. And who was the guy at the helm in 2020 Donald?

What year is it?

it's almost like people think Trump's a bleeding asshole.  I can't imagine why. 

I actually expect a reverse Gary Johnson this time...but RFK ain't the guy. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Kamabla?

Shhh, he's showing his competency. Doesn't sound presidential does it?  

He has no idea what it’s supposed to be. It was probably a typo initially, and he just rolled with it. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Kamabla?

Oh, come on.....

Kama(black)

 

3 minutes ago, otisdog said:

Oh, come on.....

Kama(black)

 

Covfefe?  Even my spellcheck tries to correct it.  I have to go out of my way to fuck it up. See, Kamala is automatically corrected.  He deliberately fucked it up. 

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1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Japan back to thinking Trump is gonna win.   /MAGA

 

 


KAMALA AND THE RADICAL LEFT TRIED TO HIROSHIMA JAPAN'S ECONOMY. BUT THE GREAT JAPANESE PEOPLE - WHO ARE VERY SMART PEOPLE - NOW UNDERSTAND TRUMP IS BEST FOR JAPAN AND ARE SHOWING IT TODAY.  WE'RE NOT GONNA NAGASAKI YOU. AS LONG AS YOU BUY AMERICAN!

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