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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

attack attack attack

mock, condescend, laugh

Bait him as well. Get the sound clips you need. His brain isn't what it was 8 years ago

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2 hours ago, Covri said:

Hilary did well in the debates, her losing wasn’t a reflection of her debate performance. 

Exactly. According to the polls, most people thought Hillary won the debates. I was surprised anyone could watch Trump’s despicable behavior and come away thinking he was even remotely fit for office. But I guess it’s just a sorry statement about the electorate.

Hillary comes off looking even better in hindsight because all of her predictions about a Trump presidency turned out to be true, starting with him being Putin’s puppet. 

She can attack, she can’t come off as the ABL though. 

This is where I think her prosecutor skills come into play because she can wrap you up in words and have you stumbling and saying shit you shouldn’t be saying in seconds.

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

"She destroyed California." 

 

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

History books will say that we just didn't know how to handle someone like that. The lies come so fast you can't even fact check them. He does terrible things so quickly that you forget about the last one after its happened. 

It's like watching "Veep", except it's bullshit instead of jokes

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

She just needs to not take the bait. I'd imagine her team is going to coach her over and over using his style of "debating". She'll be ready. She just needs to stay on message and pick her moments to expose his lies. 

is Joe Isuzu available as a debate partner?

2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


My kid’s job is to make sure Gil’s kid gets a doc if he ever needs it.

Btw I’ll be on post next Friday.

Bring your umbrella. It's raining like a mofo according to reports I received about 30 mins ago.   And he very well need that doc someday.  An Apache went down at Novasel yesterday, killing a flight instructor.  The student will survive.  The flight instructor was, of course, a retired W-3.  I can only imagine that his family was so relieved that he was done flying combat, and was settled into an "easy", well-paying flight-instructor gig.  And he's gone, God Rest his Soul. 

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I learned today that this picture, which has been seen around these parts a few times, is Harris. I had no idea.

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31 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

No. But at that point no one knew that he was going to literally break all the rules to debate. He lied seemingly every time he opened his mouth. He talked over her, and was extremely childish. I just think she struggled to get her message across and he was a complete disruption.

She was a policy nerd and smug af. Too many words. Same shit Biden tried to pull. You really have to dumb it down vs Trump (and for idiot Americans, and shitty legacy media) and just keep to short brutal responses to his bullshit. "He is lying again; it's all he's good for; over and over."

You can't bring facts to a debate with a toddler about whose the best Pokémon or Sesame Street character.

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I learned today that this picture, which has been seen around these parts a few times, is Harris. I had no idea.

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She's got a Sheena Easton look going. 

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2 hours ago, Royalfan5 said:

On your Nebraska white guy update the guys bit hard on the Walz horse semen story to try and counter the couch fucking, and spent a weirdly long time talking about how much money it would take to get them to drink a glass of horse semen. (Spoiler there was definitely a price they’d happily do it for) 

STOP CALLING US WEIRD!

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I learned today that this picture, which has been seen around these parts a few times, is Harris. I had no idea.

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2 hours ago, Tuco said:

I mean, don't people pretty much do the equivalent on gross-out reality shows for a chance to win money? 

No. It’s fake. 

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

She's got a Sheena Easton look going. 

I'm seeing more Naomi.   

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1 hour ago, Tuco said:

And it demonstrates he is not some great negotiator. 

Kamala: Let's debate on ABC.

Donald: No, I'm not sure I am going to debate you. 

Kamala: Chicken

Donald: Instead of debating on ABC, we will now debate on Fox. 

Kamala: No, let's debate on ABC. 

Donald: Ok, let's debate on Fox, ABC, and CBS. 

Kamala: No, let's debate on ABC.

Donald: Ok.

 

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Trump cash?  Brilliant.  Can’t wait for the inevitable collapse.

29 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 


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3 debates or 1?. Thoughts?

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I believe the CNBC poll was “all adults”

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44 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I learned today that this picture, which has been seen around these parts a few times, is Harris. I had no idea.

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Would

 

 

. . . . not fuck with her because she looks like she'd cut me up good like those guys from the Michael Jackson video.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

His handlers can’t walk him off the stage after 30 minutes because he doesn’t like Rachel Scott’s questions. And he won’t have the guts to tell Kamala Harris to her face that he doesn’t think she’s black.

It would be fun to watch her tell him he’s not white, he’s orange. “When did you decide to become orange, Donald?”

47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I learned today that this picture, which has been seen around these parts a few times, is Harris. I had no idea.

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Looks like a chick who blew me off ca. 1990.  Indigo something. 

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5 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

3 debates or 1?. Thoughts?

I'd do just one.  There are other things to focus on and I'm not sure what you really get from three that you can't do in one. 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

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All I’ve got to say is, “Quack!!”

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Damn, Sorbo with another checkmate. FUCK. 

 

 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Interesting study. As much as we love weird, pro-Harris messages resonate more with voters. 

 

 

Biden was novel? He’d been in the public eye for 50 years. I think one thing that worked for Biden was that everyone did know him. He was that guy who rode the Amtrak train to work. He was a good, decent fellow prone to verbal gaffes. Trump wasn’t able to make a label stick to him because everyone already knew who he was. Cultists excepted, of course. I don’t know what methodology they used to suggest that anti-Biden messages worked when the fact that he won the election by 8,000,000,000 votes suggests that they didn’t. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I learned today that this picture, which has been seen around these parts a few times, is Harris. I had no idea.

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See this photo is from before she became black!!! /trump

Also, WOOD.

California politicians all look the same. 

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3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

California politicians all look the same. 

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Brown can never decide if he’s Black Willie or White Jerry.  You know Trump can’t process that 

First time I've ever been tempted to buy campaign merch.  

 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I learned today that this picture, which has been seen around these parts a few times, is Harris. I had no idea.

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Strong Purple Rain vibes 

2 hours ago, Tuco said:

And it demonstrates he is not some great negotiator. 

Kamala: Let's debate on ABC.

Donald: No, I'm not sure I am going to debate you. 

Kamala: Chicken

Donald: Instead of debating on ABC, we will now debate on Fox. 

Kamala: No, let's debate on ABC. 

Donald: Ok, let's debate on Fox, ABC, and CBS. 

Kamala: No, let's debate on ABC.

Donald: Ok.

Art of the Durrrrr

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fire with fire, you can't be passive vs Trump in debate. 

Yep.  When they go low, you don’t go high.  You curb stomp them.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

She can attack, she can’t come off as the ABL though. 

This is where I think her prosecutor skills come into play because she can wrap you up in words and have you stumbling and saying shit you shouldn’t be saying in seconds.

So you’re saying somewhere between ABL and a bona-fide colored lady?

Do you know what a colored lady is?  Not your moms, fo show.  Cause if they was that, y’all woulda known better than that bullshit. 
 

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(Sorry man, inspired to work in one of my favorite moments in a show chock full of em)

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Brown can never decide if he’s Black Willie or White Jerry.  You know Trump can’t process that 

 

55 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I don’t know what methodology they used to suggest that anti-Biden messages worked when the fact that he won the election by 8,000,000,000 votes suggests that they didn’t. 

That’s a lot of votes.

1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

That’s a lot of votes.

Lol. Oops. I guess I go a little carried away. I was thinking hey, instead of writing “million,” I’ll type out the 0’s to make it more impactful. Then I fell victim to unbridled enthusiasm. 

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lol. Oops. I guess I go a little carried away. I was thinking hey, instead of writing “million,” I’ll type out the 0’s to make it more impactful. Then I fell victim to unbridled enthusiasm. 

Billy Mumphrey’s downfall

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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