Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

Featured Replies

6 hours ago, Blotto said:

I  had RFK Jr as my longshot Trump VP candidate many months ago, but its nice to see they will still be  campaigning together. The fucking circus geek carnival that will result from those two loons  campaigning together will only help  Kamala. I give zero fucks about RFK Jr as long as he stays the fuck away from the Harris/Walz campaign, as he would probably try to run them over with his car.

I eagerly await RFKJR blathering about 8 year olds getting their period, to be followed up by JD attacking Coach for supplying tampons in schools. 

  • Replies 56.6k
  • Views 3.7m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • I don't post all that often, though don't mistake that for not enjoying this board's discourse, OUsucks/Texags point and laughs, and quality original content on a frequent basis. I haven't felt t

  • Clintonaldo
    Clintonaldo

    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

  • Old Freak Nasty
    Old Freak Nasty

    I am an American Indian, born in rural Pennsylvania while my dad attended Penn State for graduate school in the 70s.  He was accepted by all on campus, but encountered plenty of racism when outside of

Posted Images

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I eagerly await RFKJR blathering about 8 year olds getting their period, to be followed up by JD attacking Coach for supplying tampons in schools. 

Dotard can donate the rest of his ear pads

  • Popular Post
1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

All of the right wing attacks today are concerning Biden’s 44% capital gains tax rate and are now saying it is Harris’ plan as well. I can’t find anything other than these attacks. Has she said anything?

Rednecks making $50k giving a shit about a tax rate that applies to people with $100MM in assets will never not be funny. 

Edited by Hank_Hill

I expect this unholy marriage to last a week, two tops. Their type of crazy doesn't sync well.

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

I expect this unholy marriage to last a week, two tops. Their type of crazy doesn't sync well.

Hopefully they stay physically close long enough for RFKs worm to finish the job the shooter couldn’t 

Aside from Gosar, RFK's the first guy in politics that I can remember, that has his entire family saying he's an asshole, and we're voting for the other guy.   I assume that Melania voted for Biden, but I have no proof. 

26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Aside from Gosar, RFK's the first guy in politics that I can remember, that has his entire family saying he's an asshole, and we're voting for the other guy.   I assume that Melania voted for Biden, but I have no proof. 

I doubt it. All the rumors point to her being just as big a shitheel as Trump is.

e: As I typed that I realize that doesn't mean she wouldn't vote Biden just to spite him, I guess.

Edited by Brian Fantana

26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Aside from Gosar, RFK's the first guy in politics that I can remember, that has his entire family saying he's an asshole, and we're voting for the other guy.   I assume that Melania voted for Biden, but I have no proof. 

The entire Laxalt family did that too 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Does dumbass #2 have any staff around him ?

That place had no idea he was coming. An advance person preps them and finds out what to order 

dumbass 2 had no idea what to order. He looked like a huge dumb ass 

 

 

  • Popular Post

 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

If you forget about the whole 8 year birther shit I was nice to the guy!

 

Only one handed gesturing now?

 

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

That’s the good stuff 

5 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I don’t know what that means

This makes me sad.... 

 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Lol this has been out for awhile. Guess they were waiting to see what he did before addressing it

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

that clip does not match that description. they really need to stop doing this. 

 

Dave Grohl is the nicest guy on planet earth. You'd be lucky to have him as a neighbor.  But he's not to be fucked with. 

22 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol this has been out for awhile. Guess they were waiting to see what he did before addressing it

"Kamala's Wins" is an engagement farming account. They "BREAK" news "leaks" all the time that they know are old but just trying to drive up those likes and retweets. Hate what social media has become.

Edited by Hank Kingsley

2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

I mean, it's not even the most significant cross-party endorsement in the last week.  Maybe top 5 in the last 5 days?

Oh, and the Kennedy political legacy?  Yeah, they aren't playing.

image.png.aa46d9e7be93e16d22fa86a58ba0d1c0.png

Real. Recruiting. 

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

Turnip on truf social: “My AdMinIsTaTiOn WiLl bE gReAT foR  WoMenS!”

 

 

 

Me: 

 

image.png

 

IMG_1625.jpeg

3 hours ago, Js1 said:
Quote

As far as the polls themselves went, Harris got some promising data, so you can see a clear uptick for her in our national polling average. However, the model is now applying the a convention bounce adjustment to polls that were conducted during the DNC, so she only ticked up just slightly in the forecast part of our model, which adjusts for this. Again, this is not yet the full post-RFK version of the forecast.

So, Harris might be even more ahead in the polls, but they downgrade the bump as a temporary convention stat, and no one knows what the hell brain worms drawing from the campaign will do. 

Edited by Gatorubet

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

So, Harris might be even more ahead in the polls, but they downgrade the bump as a temporary convention stat, and no one knows what the hell brain worms drawing from the campaign will do. 


nov 5 is a long way off

Kari Lake loves to ramble just as much as Trump

 

7 hours ago, Goredho said:

I know 3 people who voted for Trump who were considering staying at home or voting for RFK.  Now that one of those options was removed, it will be interesting to hear where they are at.

They are still going to vote. If they were paying enough attention to know that RFK was running, they are probably going to pull a lever. 

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Rumors on social media that turnip has told JD he’s just campaigning in Pennsylvania the rest of the campaign. 

Keeping him out of Ohio going into football season so he isn’t traumatized and/or bricked up from all the burning couches. Smart.

Yes, Donnie, you’re doing great in the Rasmussen poll. Now, go back over to the corner and eat your crayons. 

  • Author
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

GVsp8K0WwAAUAfK?format=jpg&name=large

 

I'd like to see the Texas data on this.

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

This is great, but isn't it very close to Hillary's majority in 2016, when she lost?

Also, if RFK was going to get something like 2% nationally (allegedly), where do they land, if they still vote at all?

This still feels way too close.  Bafflingly close.  And therefore very dangerous.  I'm just gonna sweat for the next 80 or so days.

If you go read the RFK Jr reddit or any of the other social media/websites devoted to him, a whole shitload of long-time supporters are pissed at him, so I'm thinking a lot of them may just stay home.  And I mean they are really pissed - they feel betrayed twice - first, that he tried to get something with Kamala and then betrayed again when he went for Donald "Operation Warp Speed" Trump.

Those forums/social media sites are now being flooded by Trumpers and Dems trying to upvote/downvote and post to influence them where to vote in November, but the long-time people can be easily spotted with their histories.  A bunch of them say they are going to vote for RFK where he's on the ballot as a "fuck you" to Trump.  

Just from reading their main subreddit, they were clearly never going to vote for Kamala, and most wouldn't vote for Trump because "he let Fauci run loose". The anti-vaccine crowd is a pretty "burn it all down" type of crowd.

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Look at him, he knows exactly what kinds of donuts he prefers.  The problem is that he has no idea how to relate to real people face to face- so he comes off as a cone head. 

bet he struggles communicating with his human wife when her mouth hole opens up and starts making noises.

  • Popular Post
4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

So I get a fucking Amber alert in Austin when some kid goes missing in El Paso, but I'm supposed to believe that somehow 325,000 other kids went missing?

cheryl-cole-okay.gif

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

This is a huge rookie mistake.  We should be thankful that somebody like Karl Rove or James Carville is not running that campaign.

  • Popular Post

Shadowsfx GIF by What We Do in the Shadows

Pretty sure the JD stands for Jackie Daytona. Regular human senator with topiaries in the shape of his two favorite love seats.

  • Popular Post

6cc90786faac169754a94f727ffa97f0.jpg

2 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I expect this unholy marriage to last a week, two tops. Their type of crazy doesn't sync well.

That and RFK's voice is going to drive Trump up the fucking wall.

55 minutes ago, C-Man said:

6cc90786faac169754a94f727ffa97f0.jpg

The unrealized gains thing will never happen. Have they actually proposed that?

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

That and RFK's voice is going to drive Trump up the fucking wall.


RFK will start getting some press and Trump will banish him asap 

 

  • Popular Post
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

6cc90786faac169754a94f727ffa97f0.jpg

 

919dsz.jpg

 

16 hours ago, The Dog said:

Rove is smart. 

My uncle has lived in the Bay Area for over 20 years and told my late mother about her back when she was still AG or maybe a senator. He said "she's going to be president."

She gave a commencement speech at a relative’s law school graduation at UCLA back in 2009 or so. We were in attendance and I was incredibly impressed with her at that graduation. That’s why I was so surprised and disappointed by her performance in the 2020 Primaries. I was pretty pissed when she was anointed a few weeks ago because of that. But she’s really impressed and basically played everything perfectly.

9 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

BTW I am a construction business owner and a CPA, so by all accounts the results should be swapped.

Being in the construction business as well, I feel like a unicorn sometimes, but it does seem to be changing a bit.

 

Hope you don't get too down about your brother. Bike rides always help

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you go read the RFK Jr reddit or any of the other social media/websites devoted to him, a whole shitload of long-time supporters are pissed at him, so I'm thinking a lot of them may just stay home.  And I mean they are really pissed - they feel betrayed twice - first, that he tried to get something with Kamala and then betrayed again when he went for Donald "Operation Warp Speed" Trump.

Those forums/social media sites are now being flooded by Trumpers and Dems trying to upvote/downvote and post to influence them where to vote in November, but the long-time people can be easily spotted with their histories.  A bunch of them say they are going to vote for RFK where he's on the ballot as a "fuck you" to Trump.  

Just from reading their main subreddit, they were clearly never going to vote for Kamala, and most wouldn't vote for Trump because "he let Fauci run loose". The anti-vaccine crowd is a pretty "burn it all down" type of crowd.

The sooner they all get sick and die, the better. 

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

Ok Michelle

The capital gains tax thing would fuck me so hard I’d probably get pink sock’d and shit blood for a year. But you know what, I’m still voting Harris. 
 

But plenty of people I know will use it as absolute proof to vote trump. They probably would have anyway, but now I’ll have to hear about it for the rest of my fucking life. 

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.