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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who counted the votes ?

 

If he leaves Chicago, he’s headed down to New Orleans

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2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

If he leaves Chicago, he’s headed down to New Orleans

…. to change water into Hand Grenades….. like it is written

2 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

And that's why you advertise it and force the media to cover it. 

Ohhhh, you force them. Why didn't I think of that?

39 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They covered it on NPR this morning. 

I'm sure the dozens of listeners were furious!

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Van Jones was warning everyone in 2020 that the registration data was heavily in the GOP's favor, which led to a much closer than expected race.  It feels like the opposite in 2024 - it's women, voters of color, young voters. 

 

 

I have the weirdest bonier right now 

On 8/26/2024 at 12:58 PM, 4th&Five said:

Weird.

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And prohibited.

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I have the weirdest bonier right now 

20-year-old black women will ignore the first black woman presidential candidate and will vote for Trump - because they don’t want to be considered psychotic non-child bearing women.    The sooner we realize that political reality of the upcoming young black female red wave, the better off we will be.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

No one but politics-obsessed weirdos knows anything about the incident. 

That's correct, as of now.  I'm saying that there should be a push to get it out to the normies because it's the type of story with sticking power.

18 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Hell, he fucking applied YESTERDAY to be added to the Kentucky ballot.

 

 

President in Kentucky and only Kentucky? A match made in heaven imo. 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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lady is doing the hook 'em.  googled nicole leann gee, she's doing the hook 'em. raised in colorado, born in california.  joined the marines a year out of high school, so much be something else.  maybe her high school did the hook 'em?

 

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1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

lady is doing the hook 'em.  googled nicole leann gee, she's doing the hook 'em. raised in colorado, born in california.  joined the marines a year out of high school, so much be something else.  maybe her high school did the hook 'em?

 

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Is this post serious

Good ad. To the point. Doesn’t get lost in all the conservative legalese 

 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They won't cover it.  You could have dotard taking a dump on the grave of the Unknown Soldier and the media would do jack shit.

I like to believe that if turnip tried to do that, he'd catch a butt stroke from one of those Garands that The Guards carry.

2 hours ago, locodos said:

well he was an anchor baby

Bullshit--he was the opposite of an anchor baby.  His parents returned to the place whence they came right before Mary gave birth.  And that's exactly what these damned dirty immigrants* ought to do--return to their country of origin prior to delivering any damned babies.  And preferably stay there with their non-citizen offspring.

 

* Note: this does not apply to nice clean immigrants from Northwestern Europe.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

* Note: this does not apply to nice clean immigrants from Northwestern Europe.

Like my Swedish immigrant grandparents.  There were no MS-13 gangs in Stockholm that came to America.  13 is an unlucky number because that’s when Loki killed Balder with the mistletoe.

Duh. 

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Not satire.

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5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Bullshit--he was the opposite of an anchor baby.  His parents returned to the place whence they came right before Mary gave birth.  And that's exactly what these damned dirty immigrants* ought to do--return to their country of origin prior to delivering any damned babies.  And preferably stay there with their non-citizen offspring.

 

* Note: this does not apply to nice clean immigrants from Northwestern Europe.

Parents?  plural?

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13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Not satire.

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Goddamnit I literally just snipped this same image off of CNN's main page... "Trump indicted, here's how that's bad for Kamala"

 

It's stuff like this that makes the notion of the "liberal" media almost the ultimate hypocrisy.

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Yeah, I don't get it

More like "Harris presented with a new tool to bludgeon the fat fucking criminal over the head, like Trump did to Hillary"

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Noticed this morning that the incredibly nice older woman across the street has put up a “I stand with Trump” flag outside her front door. Kind of a depressing way to start off my day.

Shit on her porch

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Shit on her porch

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Noticed this morning that the incredibly nice older woman across the street has put up a “I stand with Trump” flag outside her front door. Kind of a depressing way to start off my day.

Greg Abbott not your neighbor.  Noted.

40 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Bullshit--he was the opposite of an anchor baby.  His parents returned to the place whence they came right before Mary gave birth.  And that's exactly what these damned dirty immigrants* ought to do--return to their country of origin prior to delivering any damned babies.  And preferably stay there with their non-citizen offspring.

 

* Note: this does not apply to nice clean immigrants from Northwestern Europe.

Except from the mid 1800's to the mid 1900's when they were still Euro trash sub-humans. 

19 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Jack Smith = James Comey

As others have said, going to have to explain this one to me, bud. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Except from the mid 1800's to the mid 1900's when they were still Euro trash sub-humans. 

As others have said, going to have to explain this one to me, bud. 

There are many who claim that we should not be prosecuting Trump because it will only help him win the election.  The Comey/Smith comparison was poor sarcasm. Comey cost HRC the election due to his actions right before the election.  That headline seems to imply that Smith's actions are to Harris' disadvantage. Fuck that.

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Also cool how they each have separate threads on Surly about how much they fucking suck.

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

If he leaves Chicago, he’s headed down to New Orleans

He’s working from one end to the other and all points in between

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Negged on principle. Not sorry

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St Pete (FL) found Harris leading 51-46 in FL-13, which is a Trump +7 district in Pinellas County. Ana Paulina Luna trailers her Dem challenger, 48-44

any normal campaign would be beyond embarrassed and any normal campaign would have been stopped dead in its tracks with a stunt like this. but this campaign is incapable of shame and basically runs on the principal of "try and stop me." I'm so tired of it

 

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any normal campaign would be beyond embarrassed and any normal campaign would have been stopped dead in its tracks with a stunt like this. but this campaign is incapable of shame and basically runs on the principal of "try and stop me." I'm so tired of it

 

 

If the family knew about it, and it was me, I would give the family the choice of a lifetime ban or they can relocate the body and headstone at their expense to a cemetery of their choice.

45 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Shit on her porch

…and by “porch”, he means “face”.

SEPA is the key to a Dem win in PA and winning the EC

 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

chuck norris approved GIF

That means make a burger out of it. Those ingredients are better together.  Only a fascist would enjoy them seperated. 

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13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

St Pete (FL) found Harris leading 51-46 in FL-13, which is a Trump +7 district in Pinellas County. Ana Paulina Luna trailers her Dem challenger, 48-44

Could be a "canary in the coal mine" kind of thing but need to see more info. 

Just now, Js1 said:

SEPA is the key to a Dem win in PA and winning the EC

 

Don't bury the lede:

 

If federal law prohibits using Arlington as a political prop, what’s the penalty?

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Could be a "canary in the coal mine" kind of thing but need to see more info. 

Don't bury the lede:

 

Uh yeah, Delaware County was 63-36 Biden in 2020. 

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Shit on her porch

 

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They won't cover it.  You could have dotard taking a dump on the grave of the Unknown Soldier and the media would do jack shit.

username checks out 

What’s this guy’s deal? She has 2 step kids 

 

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

If that’s 14,000 nationwide “touches” esssentially vs 650 hard targeted registrations in PA or AZ, takes some shine off of it. 

1 minute ago, bluto said:

If that’s 14,000 nationwide “touches” esssentially vs 650 hard targeted registrations in PA or AZ, takes some shine off of it. 

650 at a rally is pretty pathetic. If you have crowds of 7-15k, and they like to allege he has big beautiful crowds of tens of thousands, 650 is pathetic. And probably overinflated like his rally sizes 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What’s this guy’s deal? She has 2 step kids 

 

He's a weird ghoul.  I can definitely see him as a youth pastor, complete with child porn/molestation mugshot for his bona fides.

Love that a guy who came from a deadbeat nuclear family is harshly judging how other people parent or live their lives. 

 

 

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