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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

In a video or something? Cause in the video he said he was a former republican hoping Trump would win him back. Can you post the follow up?

In Espanish. Posted farther up but I am too damn lazy to find it. You simply must trust me this time.

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Sooooo Donald Trump is gonna bankrupt some more gambling operations.  Sounds about right.

 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

 

That’s the stuff that eats at Trump. Ratings. Popularity. 

This op ed likely won’t bother him as much. But it’s about damn time. Need some papers in the South to do the same thing (not holding my breath although the AJC could). 

 

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

BuT gOiNG oN fOx NEwS IS a WaSTe Of TImE!!

if she persuaded a few thousand that she’s not an insane devil it was worth it. That many fucking viewers didn’t tune in to throw rotten produce at their TV 

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3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sooooo Donald Trump is gonna bankrupt some more gambling operations.  Sounds about right.

 

Get some money guys to put some big bets on Trump, then the average Joe starts doing it because they think he’ll win, he loses, the sites kick back the money to their friends and keep the rest. Peter Thiel isn’t going to lose money on Polymarket. 

Bravo to Atomheartbevo for pulling off a masterful thread about the rapper that kinda sorta looks like that actor Donald Glover. 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Trump and his crony grifters are cooking numbers everywhere to make people think he's winning. They don't want you to trust your own eyes or instincts, they manufacture numbers to gaslight Americans. 

 

So that enough people believe them when they claim it’s rigged that it becomes a problem that needs to be dealt with. 

Dotard on 1/6: "We didn't have guns. They had guns, but we didn't have guns." 

We = rioters. They = cops protecting our Capitol and potentially our democracy. Just absolutely fucking unbelievable.

In news that will shock no one, Trump's $100,000 'Swiss-Made" watches, are not made in Switzerland.

The company he licensed his name to, TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC, is run out of the same Wyoming strip center storefront as a company that sells honey mixed with Viagra ...no that's not a typo.

And the spokesman's name is Vladimir Dmitriev.  Wonder how long it will take to tie this guy to Russia.

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Just now, DixonHur said:

In news that will shock no one, Trump's $100,000 'Swiss-Made" watches, are not made in Switzerland.

The company he licensed his name to, TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC, is run out of the same Wyoming strip center storefront as a company that sells honey mixed with Viagra ...no that's not a typo.

And the spokesman's name is Vladimir Dmitriev.  Wonder how long it will take to tie this guy to Russia.

Are Trump’s ‘Swiss-Made’ Watches From Wyoming? (nymag.com)

fucking ridiculous. what’s the breakdown of the honey + viagra recipe?

53 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

One of those guys performed at Astroworld, right?

Saw a photo of him and I would never say Black people look alike, but holy fuck, shave the beard and he looks like Troy from the Community TV series. It’s like “where’s Abed?”

 

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5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

1) I don't buy it
2) If it is true, WHAT THE FUCK TOOK SO FUCKING LONG?

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1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:

I’ve said before that silent majority is now the loud minority. 

Except that they've never--not for a single second--been the majority.

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3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Except that they've never--not for a single second--been the majority.

And never particularly silent.

21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Next step: challenge him to a public dick measuring contest and see if that puts him all the way into a catatonic fugue.

1 hour ago, scottsins said:

Not sure if serious?

58 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I hope not. Jesus.

56 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Jesus man

24 minutes ago, YChang said:

Bravo to Atomheartbevo for pulling off a masterful thread about the rapper that kinda sorta looks like that actor Donald Glover. 

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I joke, but because of how versatile he is, there are probably nerds who only think of him as Lando, Millenials and Gen Zers who only think of him in Community and *maybe* Atlanta, and music fans who like him in Atlanta and as Childish Gambino.

I’m still bitter he left Community, it threw the balance of the show off.  At least he signed on for the Community movie.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Next step: challenge him to a public dick measuring contest and see if that puts him all the way into a catatonic fugue.

Dave Bautista can be Kamala’s stand-in.

Or Tim Walz - maybe he’s packing like Garry from Parks and Rec.

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

BuT gOiNG oN fOx NEwS IS a WaSTe Of TImE!!

if she persuaded a few thousand that she’s not an insane devil it was worth it. That many fucking viewers didn’t tune in to throw rotten produce at their TV 

Great. Did she sound articulate, quick on her feet and thoughtful?  I bet she did. All the while he’s outside screaming potato, but it’s important to reach these people and somehow get them to actually hear her, which they’ve been actively avoiding. He’ll still scream potato while the media talks about his love for the quality vegetables from labor and knowledge of cultivation—a real man of the earth and pro farmer. It’s almost like the media does his talking for him. She can interview wherever, different rules man.  

But maybe she can convince a few that she’s not scary or looking to destroy their teetering livelihood of bad decisions. Whatever, a simple interview on any media can give them that same insight. How many Aggie minds do you think she changed? How about west Texas types? Independents that can actually stomach Fox?  Based on nothing, I’d guess that liberals watching specifically to see how she’d do is a large part of that audience. Few come away from almost voting for a cult with whew, till that Fox interview I was going to vote for potato. 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Dave Bautista can be Kamala’s stand-in.

Or Tim Walz - maybe he’s packing like Garry from Parks and Rec.

 

Actually, I wish he were saying potato instead of I’ll pick up everybody that opposes me. But maybe she sounded great. 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Trump and his crony grifters are cooking numbers everywhere to make people think he's winning. They don't want you to trust your own eyes or instincts, they manufacture numbers to gaslight Americans. 

 

 

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So that enough people believe them when they claim it’s rigged that it becomes a problem that needs to be dealt with. 

It is all the play so he can try and claim victory falsely. We know this play. We’ve seen it before.

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Dave Bautista can be Kamala’s stand-in.

Or Tim Walz - maybe he’s packing like Garry from Parks and Rec.

Or she can win by default when he doesn't show up.  That narcissist ain't gonna take a 2.8 inches to 0.0 inches victory when he can just tell everybody he's packing a trunk and half of this moronic country will believe him.

5 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Great. Did she sound articulate, quick on her feet and thoughtful?  I bet she did. All the while he’s outside screaming potato, but it’s important to reach these people and somehow get them to actually hear her, which they’ve been actively avoiding. He’ll still scream potato while the media talks about his love for the quality vegetables from labor and knowledge of cultivation—a real man of the earth and pro farmer. It’s almost like the media does his talking for him. She can interview wherever, different rules man.  

But maybe she can convince a few that she’s not scary or looking to destroy their teetering livelihood of bad decisions. Whatever, a simple interview on any media can give them that same insight. How many Aggie minds do you think she changed? How about west Texas types? Independents that can actually stomach Fox?  Based on nothing, I’d guess that liberals watching specifically to see how she’d do is a large part of that audience. Few come away from almost voting for a cult with whew, till that Fox interview I was going to vote for potato. 

7 million people watched, which means 7 million potential people chopping up clips and throwing them online. And what do you know, there are now numerous clips which have been all fucking over social media which reaches beyond the normal fox news audience. Stupid, stupid undecided voters will see her on FAIR AND BALANCED FOX NEWS and watch her call them out on doctoring Trump's responses and admire her strong appearance and how she didn't let the reporter bully her and will be swayed. Nobody who wasn't a trump loving dipshit watched the clips from that interview and thought "Wow, Trump is where it's at!"

The interview was great strategy. You doomers have shit for brains and think small.

 

Siap been out today and this thread moves fast…

on the not great news front Ralston is starting his deep dive on Nevada and thinks Harris is in danger based on shrinking dem adv in registration. He’s currently saying Harris needs to win independents by 3 pts, Biden won em by 6 for reference. 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"The hard way"

 

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"We can do it the nice way, or the hard way!

Yikes. Donald sounding like Fleece Johnson, Booty Warrior.

 

1 hour ago, G650 said:

Man, the democrats are the only party within the 40s. The Republicans are over in the Chuck E Cheese next door to the stadium.

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1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

oh. 

Boy, sure is weird then that he didn't immediately apologize on the set and instead tried to talk over her when she pointed out that the clip was doctored. Very normal behavior from someone realizing they made a mistake, totally not a lie.

5 minutes ago, bluto said:

He’s currently saying Harris needs to win independents by 3 pts

That sounds extremely doable 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That sounds extremely doable 

The difference in strategy is fascinating. Republicans: "We have this in the bag. We are most definitely winning." Hell Trump is saying out loud "We don't need any more votes." 

Dems: "Looking grim guys. Gonna need a minor miracle, like getting fewer independents in Nevada than Biden got in 2020." 

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44 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Great. Did she sound articulate, quick on her feet and thoughtful?  I bet she did. All the while he’s outside screaming potato, but it’s important to reach these people and somehow get them to actually hear her, which they’ve been actively avoiding. He’ll still scream potato while the media talks about his love for the quality vegetables from labor and knowledge of cultivation—a real man of the earth and pro farmer. It’s almost like the media does his talking for him. She can interview wherever, different rules man.  

But maybe she can convince a few that she’s not scary or looking to destroy their teetering livelihood of bad decisions. Whatever, a simple interview on any media can give them that same insight. How many Aggie minds do you think she changed? How about west Texas types? Independents that can actually stomach Fox?  Based on nothing, I’d guess that liberals watching specifically to see how she’d do is a large part of that audience. Few come away from almost voting for a cult with whew, till that Fox interview I was going to vote for potato. 

You’re right. She shouldn’t try to sway anyone. In fact she just should have shown up and Tom Herman flipped 2 birds and said “fuck y’all racist fucks” and flipped her chair and left. On the way out she should have said “fuck Palestine” too. Not that the Dearborn caucus was going to vote for her anyway, she lacks their purity quotient. 
 

You and chainsaw should get together and go bowling. She got massive ratings on a  network that has NEVER been exposed to her, and she did well enough that multiple fox hosts said later she should be pleased with her performance. The fact you think only texags watch Fox News is telling…I know several “Independents” who watch Fox News. 
 

Grow up. You meet people where they are, and you’re sitting over there going “fuck it everyone’s dumb.” Thanks but I have a fucking 7 year old, I need to at least think his future has a shot. So yeah, if she got one fucking vote I’ll take it. Or better yet, she makes people stay home. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That sounds extremely doable 

I’d like to understand what else changed. Nevada was fairly close, Biden won 6% of independents. Hard to see Harris doing worse, but ok. 
 

weird the extensive GOTV network in Nevada, which didn’t knock doors in 2020 thanks to COVID isn’t getting more positive numbers than Biden got…

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’d like to understand what else changed. Nevada was fairly close, Biden won 6% of independents. Hard to see Harris doing worse, but ok. 
 

weird the extensive GOTV network in Nevada, which didn’t knock doors in 2020 thanks to COVID isn’t getting more positive numbers than Biden got…

Ralston also is an overreaction guy early. His constant “we matter” is 100% to keep getting clicks. 

 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The difference in strategy is fascinating. Republicans: "We have this in the bag. We are most definitely winning." Hell Trump is saying out loud "We don't need any more votes." 

Dems: "Looking grim guys. Gonna need a minor miracle, like getting fewer independents in Nevada than Biden got in 2020." 

Yeah I’m not a Democratic bedwetter 

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3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I spent most of Monday at the state fair. It was very interesting. I saw a ton of people wearing Harris Walz hats and Harris Walz shirts. I also saw an older African-American guy walking around with wearing a shirt that said “Trump Deez Nutz”. 
I saw one skinny Hispanic teenager wearing a red MAGA hat, and he was being clowned behind his back.
Of course, you could say that was Dallas and Dallas is not like the rest of Texas, and that’s true. Dallas is full of people and the rest of Texas is mostly empty. I hat said, in 2016 and 2020 I saw lots of MAGA hats and almost no evidence of support for Clinton or Biden.
My point is that I just don’t see the enthusiasm the way that we used to for Trump or the Trump campaign right now, and I see more enthusiasm than I have seen for an Democratic presidential campaign since 2008.

I was in fucking Garland the other day and saw this. Shitty photo quality but it was a Harris/Walz house that had a big “Prosecutor v. Felon” sign and a “Country Over Party” sign. I don’t think this was a bleeding heart lib house. Just a Texan who is sick of Trump’s shit. It goes to Rick Wilson’s post about GOP friends who just don’t want to put up with 4 more years of Trump. There’s no enthusiasm for that.

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10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:


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Someone named Adolfo Franco supports Trump?!?!

32 minutes ago, bluto said:

Siap been out today and this thread moves fast…

on the not great news front Ralston is starting his deep dive on Nevada and thinks Harris is in danger based on shrinking dem adv in registration. He’s currently saying Harris needs to win independents by 3 pts, Biden won em by 6 for reference. 

I remember Carville saying he wouldn't be surprised if the R's won NV and the D's won NC and that was a a few months ago.

 

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7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Someone named Adolfo Franco supports Trump?!?!

Gotdammit.

I was going to say "Who woulda thunk a guy named Adolph Franco would support a fascist?" 

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Someone named Adolfo Franco supports Trump?!?!

Actually, his full name is Adolfo Benito Franco.  

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18 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I was in fucking Garland the other day and saw this. Shitty photo quality but it was a Harris/Walz house that had a big “Prosecutor v. Felon” sign and a “Country Over Party” sign. I don’t think this was a bleeding heart lib house. Just a Texan who is sick of Trump’s shit. It goes to Rick Wilson’s post about GOP friends who just don’t want to put up with 4 more years of Trump. There’s no enthusiasm for that.

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Anecdotal, and I've posted about my Republican friend in NC who seemed weak in her dotard support, but I'd figure she'd probably still quietly vote for him, even if at this point she  was clearly too embarrassed to admit it to the rest of us.  But after the lies about FEMA, she is PISSED at trump and is openly and vocally supporting Harris.

3 hours ago, Jatrain said:

Actually, his full name is Adolfo Benito Franco.  

I was thinking Adolfo Hirohito Franco. 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Someone named Adolfo Franco supports Trump?!?!

Who the fuck is that guy anyway?

Infuriating that the media waits until under 3 weeks until the election to bring up dotard's mental acuity.

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I was thinking Adolfo Hirohito Franco. 

No Benito fits. Hirohito could speak in complete sentences.

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