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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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38 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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Shit if Trump is gonna win the election, I hope the mf wins NY.  Let’s just get it over with.

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3 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Proud Democrat

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Straight blue homie

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He was literally faking it.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My question is what is the radical right plotting for Election Day

More worried about after Election Day and before Certification Day (does it really have to be January 6th again?) but yeah can see some shit going down next Tuesday too

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Puerto Ricans by state:


Pennsylvania: 450k
North Carolina: 100k
Wisconsin: 65k
Michigan: 50k
Florida: 1.1 million
New York: 1 million

31 minutes ago, wood said:

Este. I'm guilty as well. Tony can be a very funny guy, but this wasn't funny. In a comedy club setting his comments of today would probably come off more on the sarcasm/irony/parody side ... but in this setting, they don't ring the same way and come off more as him expressing those hateful thoughts as his own. Maybe that's not how he meant it, but man, I don't see how he can justify it in a political setting such as that one. I'm done supporting him, too.

Right.  And when the get blowback for racist or other "non-PC" stuff at a show, they push back with "hey this is a comedy act, not meant to be taken seriously, chill out, just having fun, etc..) When it's part of a political rally, you don't get that cover anymore.  You just don't.  And it demonstrates it was never just about having fun.  

But, at the end of the day, he will gain some following out of this.  So, he achieved his goal.  So did some other speakers.  I don't think they helped Donald much.  

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

They may have fucked that up. 

 

love that florida number

 

 

37 minutes ago, wood said:

Este. I'm guilty as well. Tony can be a very funny guy, but this wasn't funny. In a comedy club setting his comments of today would probably come off more on the sarcasm/irony/parody side ... but in this setting, they don't ring the same way and come off more as him expressing those hateful thoughts as his own. Maybe that's not how he meant it, but man, I don't see how he can justify it in a political setting such as that one. I'm done supporting him, too.

 

did he say that stuff on purpose to tank trump ?

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24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Idgaf if already posted but Techs kicker had a fake field goal touchdown, raised his shirt to show TRUMP MAGA written on his under shirt. He missed a field goal later in that quarter and they ended up losing by 1 pt. Get fucked dipshit. 

slorch'd!

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Right.  And when the get blowback for racist or other "non-PC" stuff at a show, they push back with "hey this is a comedy act, not meant to be taken seriously, chill out, just having fun, etc..) When it's part of a political rally, you don't get that cover anymore.  You just don't.  And it demonstrates it was never just about having fun.  

But, at the end of the day, he will gain some following out of this.  So, he achieved his goal.  So did some other speakers.  I don't think they helped Donald much.  

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Yep

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Double down and throw some misogyny in there for good measure. Brilliant!

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Yep

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“I’m a comedian.”

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Yep

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ha ha ha ha ha it's funny because he called Walz a woman as an insult. 

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

the right is getting better at comedy. 

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Cheryl, you're getting sleepy. Sleepy.

Are you trying to hypnotize me?

Just waitin' on the roofie.

Pretty sure this is Marilyn Manson and he's the latest disgraced or insane former celebrity to try and stay relevant by going MAGA.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

America is for those that believe in the constitution.  These magats aren’t American  

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The point is the outrage.   They know they can't win this without cheating.  And they need their cult behind them when they cheat.  Get everyone not in the cult outraged, and no longer speaking to their trumpy friends and family.  Silo their people off even more from real news.  

35 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

Cult. Of. Personality.

2 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Get everyone not in the cult outraged, and no longer speaking to their trumpy friends and family.

I’m still talking to my MAGA family, but only to tell them that they’re shameful embarrassments.

NSIAP.  This is part two of A Night at the Garden and Stephen Miller’s speech sealed it.  Just waiting on Orban to make a surprise appearance.  6 minutes and 15 seconds worth watching. 
 

https://anightatthegarden.com/

31 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Proud Democrat

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Nice, we live in the same congressional district. My wife and I already turned in our Harris/Gallego/Engel ballots last week.

24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Yep

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“Out of context” lol wut 

6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Out of context” lol wut 

Hinchcliffe doesn’t think he should distinguish between a roast and a major party presidential rally.  And he thinks that makes him cool.  He was great roasting Tom Brady.  He should get fucking spit-roasted for today and deserves all of what he gets. 

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26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Welcome to the Right Wing Grift circuit, Tony! Perhaps you can open for Rob Schneider really soon. 

5 hours ago, wood said:

It will be because of the broad coalition she's been building among women, young/new voters, black voters, brown voters, LGBTQ+ voters, white educated men, making inroads with white high school grad men, and the NeverAgainTrump voters.

Another fringe benefit of this coalition building is she can tell the Gaza purity test fuckers to pound sand.

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

did he say that stuff on purpose to tank trump ?

One can only hope, but my 20 yo (who was a big fan and is probably the only reason I even know who Tony is) told me he's been being quite a self-important dbag lately, so who knows.

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So even if we set aside that he's an insult comic, why would you take this job at a campaign rally? Are you hoping to broaden your MAGA listenership? I'm sure he'll get a lot of support from the shitbags out there. I just don't get why you would even entertain doing that unless you feel you're untouchable. Of course the ultimate just rewards will be that if Trump loses the election and some canvassing references this guy, MAGA is going to want to destroy him. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

come at me bro ….

 

Grant Cardone is looking upon by many as a grifter. Basically buy his expensive courses and he will teach you to 10x your net worth this year. And you can put money into his real estate investment funds for unaccredited investors. Give him some money to buy real estate and he will return dividends. Maybe to the tune of 4% or less. When selling properties, his fund takes much of the profit. He has plenty of videos flying around on his personal jet, visiting his numerous vacations homes, and berating you for not being worth $100m by 30. Believe he might be a Scientologist as well.

I’m 100% not accusing him of sucking up to Trump for any future pardons.

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So even if we set aside that he's an insult comic, why would you take this job at a campaign rally? Are you hoping to broaden your MAGA listenership? I'm sure he'll get a lot of support from the shitbags out there. I just don't get why you would even entertain doing that unless you feel you're untouchable. 

Most comedians who use edgy humor have major disdain for cancel culture, and cancel culture is associated with the left/democrats.  So some of these dudes think backing Trump is their only play.  It’s really stupid, but understandable.

Well, he's an f'ing gift to Kamala because he's going to make a lovely ad for her to use. 

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So even if we set aside that he's an insult comic, why would you take this job at a campaign rally? Are you hoping to broaden your MAGA listenership? I'm sure he'll get a lot of support from the shitbags out there. I just don't get why you would even entertain doing that unless you feel you're untouchable. Of course the ultimate just rewards will be that if Trump loses the election and some canvassing references this guy, MAGA is going to want to destroy him. 

Yes, I think he is looking to pick up additional audience.  

The more pertinent question is why would the campaign book him.  It's not like his act is some secret.  Having racist humor as part of the warmup was part of the agenda. 

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10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So even if we set aside that he's an insult comic, why would you take this job at a campaign rally? Are you hoping to broaden your MAGA listenership? I'm sure he'll get a lot of support from the shitbags out there. I just don't get why you would even entertain doing that unless you feel you're untouchable. Of course the ultimate just rewards will be that if Trump loses the election and some canvassing references this guy, MAGA is going to want to destroy him. 

Also, who tf cares if he’s a comedian? That doesn’t change the overall message. As a comedian his job is to present a message that entertains his audience. He chose blatant racism, because that’s what they like. That is the overall issue people should see. 

I'm old enough to remember when Walz mentioned white people tacos.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Turn on the gas! 

I brought the Zykon-B.

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Poignant. 

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Huh. Rick Scott is on damage control 

 

I’d believe him if he wasn’t a penis doppelgänger.

51 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Right.  And when the get blowback for racist or other "non-PC" stuff at a show, they push back with "hey this is a comedy act, not meant to be taken seriously, chill out, just having fun, etc..) When it's part of a political rally, you don't get that cover anymore.  You just don't.  And it demonstrates it was never just about having fun.  

But, at the end of the day, he will gain some following out of this.  So, he achieved his goal.  So did some other speakers.  I don't think they helped Donald much.  

100% Agreed. Comedy can be about whomever you want to poke fun at, no limits. IMO the only rule is you got to be smart enough to make it funny, interesting, novel, or thought provoking etc. But at a political rally? Fuck no. 

Wouldn’t shock me if you ask maga what should we do with the Puerto Ricans in the mainland, a majority will say we need to deport them.

1 minute ago, achooloco said:

100% Agreed. Comedy can be about whomever you want to poke fun at, no limits. IMO the only rule is you got to be smart enough to make it funny, interesting, novel, or thought provoking etc. But at a political rally? Fuck no. 

Well, wait wait. Not just at a political rally. At that political rally which everyone has said is mirroring the Nazi rally in 1939. 

1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

Shit if Trump is gonna win the election, I hope the mf wins NY.  Let’s just get it over with.

Yeah he ain't winning NY.

7 minutes ago, achooloco said:

100% Agreed. Comedy can be about whomever you want to poke fun at, no limits. IMO the only rule is you got to be smart enough to make it funny, interesting, novel, or thought provoking etc. But at a political rally? Fuck no. 

Especially considering he tied the Latino joke into "just like they are coming in to this country."  He's using the "humor" to fire up the crowd over policy.  

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