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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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30 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

If Trump loses and MAGA splinters, I wonder if the Rs would consider encouraging Arnold to be the new face of the party. 

He's not eligible for the presidency

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what has this country come to ???

 

36 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It was talked about a bit in the past. Dude was a Republican who won in California FFS.

But the issue was always that he could never be President.

California has a history of moderate republicanism, hell Nixon was from there. Their populist politics were very similar to Texas before Texas went full on regarded but they both suffer from being underfunded because they can't raise taxes. California because they allow citizen initiated ballot initiatives and Texas because they are stupid. So both have the most regressive form of tax possible

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Trumps biggest issue with ‘obamacare’ is the name 

 

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Trumps biggest issue with ‘obamacare’ is the name 

 

 

Husseincare was already taken?

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

He's not eligible for the presidency

Neither is Trump but that doesn't seem to matter.

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The first thing he does when given bad news is to go rant on the internet.

and ketchup is involved.

i'm sure someone could make one of those Hitler videos where he's told that he's lost Pennsylvania.

"At least we won Pennsylvania.  Those pedophile supporters love me more than they love JoePa."

"Mein Fuhrer . . . Kamala won Pennsylvania."

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4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

California has a history of moderate republicanism, hell Nixon was from there. Their politics were very similar to Texas before Texas went full on regarded

"Let's make America great again" was famously used in Ronald Reagan's 1980 presidential campaign. 

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Sorry if already posted. But this is not normal is it? I am sure this violates some law somewhere. And it got approved? Really? 

An Ohio advertising company has apologized after a billboard of a fake, inappropriate image of Kamala Harris managed to be approved and put up alongside a highway.

The billboard depicted the vice president on her knees with her tongue out, and was reportedly seen by travelers heading westbound on Ohio 16 in Newark, Ohio. Next to Harris' image is a pro-Donald Trump billboard that implied he was defending Americans.

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https://www.latintimes.com/billboard-kamala-harris-sex-act-ohio-donald-trump-election-563811

If there were any enforced standards, half of the Republican ads in Texas wouldn't have been approved.

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41 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

She has run a tremendous campaign. Absolutely tremendous. The fact that she went from not in the race to a dead heat with one week left is incredible. It really is. And the messaging has been pretty good along the way. Not perfect, but pretty good. 

She's not getting nearly enough credit for this, and it's true. In the weeks leading up to Biden dropping out, there was all this concern about her ability to close the gap and lead the ticket, and all she did was secure the nomination in 48 hours, silence the doubters inside of a week, close the gap in a month and hold it closed, and on top of it all bolster support for the entire downballot slate without any major fuckups to the extent that instead of losing four seats in the Senate and 5-10 congressional districts, Democrats will probably only lose two seats in the senate and could possibly take the house. She can't fix 47.5% of the electorate, but she's done everything else. 

Just now, kevwun said:

If there were any enforced standards, half of the Republican ads in Texas wouldn't have been approved.

"Allred wants all the infants in our military to have gender reassignment surgery without their parents' permission."

(I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this message)

37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

fl maga !!!

 

Caleb hasn’t quite perfected Blue Steel. Time in stir should afford time to hone his craft.

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

what has this country come to ???

 

Looks like a couple of cops setting up a sign to indicate where the end of the voting line is.  You can't really see the front of the uniforms well, but the little glimpses look right.  It looks like it was posted at 5:54 PM, so that would be after 5 PM, not 2 PM.  

Looks like bullshit to me.  

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sorry if already posted. But this is not normal is it? I am sure this violates some law somewhere. And it got approved? Really? 

An Ohio advertising company has apologized after a billboard of a fake, inappropriate image of Kamala Harris managed to be approved and put up alongside a highway.

The billboard depicted the vice president on her knees with her tongue out, and was reportedly seen by travelers heading westbound on Ohio 16 in Newark, Ohio. Next to Harris' image is a pro-Donald Trump billboard that implied he was defending Americans.

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https://www.latintimes.com/billboard-kamala-harris-sex-act-ohio-donald-trump-election-563811

i'm convinced that stuff costs them votes.  for every 26 year old bro that laughs in his 1998 silverado, there are 5 people that understand that the r party means you're white trash.

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the hero this country needs ….

 

38 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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4 hours ago, Pancho said:

What exactly would/could Biden do?

Use the insurrection act and have him sent to GITMO would be cool.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Use the insurrection act and have him sent to GITMO would be cool.

 

he’s going to skip the country on his own 

14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sorry if already posted. But this is not normal is it? I am sure this violates some law somewhere. And it got approved? Really? 

An Ohio advertising company has apologized after a billboard of a fake, inappropriate image of Kamala Harris managed to be approved and put up alongside a highway.

The billboard depicted the vice president on her knees with her tongue out, and was reportedly seen by travelers heading westbound on Ohio 16 in Newark, Ohio. Next to Harris' image is a pro-Donald Trump billboard that implied he was defending Americans.

kamala-harris-vulgar-billboard-ohio.webp.5dd872e2feb29c82a3660b9235bcb912.webp

https://www.latintimes.com/billboard-kamala-harris-sex-act-ohio-donald-trump-election-563811

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Need help understanding the "If Trump loses PA he cannot win the election" narrative...

Assuming GA (16), NC (16), NV (6), and NE (5) all go for GOP, and Harris takes both PA (19) and Wisconsin (10)....then doesn't Michigan (15) ultimately determine the winner?

And based on that presumption....Arizona doesn't really matter since neither candidate can get to 270 without winning Michigan?

What am I missing? Why does PA get so much more hyper-focus and media attention than Michigan?

 

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I mean Trump thought he was going to lose in 2016, that's well known.  I take it with a heavy heavy grain of salt but it's not the most unbelievable thing simply because we know that getting your mind around losing the vote helps you focus on the shenanigans part of the election cycle.  

Just now, Muny_Tex said:

Need help understanding the "If Trump loses PA he cannot win the election" narrative...

Assuming GA (16), NC (16), NV (6), and NE (5) all go for GOP, and Harris takes both PA (19) and Wisconsin (10)....then doesn't Michigan (15) ultimately determine the winner?

And based on that presumption....Arizona doesn't really matter since neither candidate can get to 270 without winning Michigan?

What am I missing? Why does PA get so much more hyper-focus and media attention than Michigan?

 

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I think it’s based on the premise that if PA goes blue, then based on demographics alone there is no way MI would go red. 

i’ll wait and celebrate until tues night about 11pm 

I don't really understand how Trump is in anybody's way to getting at people. He is just some guy right now.

3 minutes ago, Muny_Tex said:

Need help understanding the "If Trump loses PA he cannot win the election" narrative...

Assuming GA (16), NC (16), NV (6), and NE (5) all go for GOP, and Harris takes both PA (19) and Wisconsin (10)....then doesn't Michigan (15) ultimately determine the winner?

And based on that presumption....Arizona doesn't really matter since neither candidate can get to 270 without winning Michigan?

What am I missing? Why does PA get so much more hyper-focus and media attention than Michigan?

 

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it's the most likely tipping point, but yeah, it's not 100%.  you can create a dozen different things like this.  they're just each a little less likely than the one before.

18 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Caleb hasn’t quite perfected Blue Steel. Time in stir should afford time to hone his craft.

 

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Michigan is much more blue than Pennsylvania.  That's why Penn is the key.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Not really.  Any woman who was planning on voting for Trump already has zero self-respect or intelligence.  Calling her a cunt won't even move the needle.

Hell, Nikki’s still voting for him. 

Not presidential, but wonder how much of this shit is going on we don't hear about?

LOCAL AND FEDERAL ELECTIONS

Texas State University emails are to be used for school purposes – not for elections, according to an email sent by Texas State University System general counsel a few weeks before 483rd District Judge Tanner Neidhardt used his university email to encourage his students to vote for him in the election that is currently in the early voting stage. His opponent for the 483rd District Judge title, Alicia Key, has responded by obtaining a lawyer to file complaints with the Texas State University Police Department and the Hays County District Attorney. They are also requesting action from TXST University President Kelly Damphousse, requesting that Neidhardt be “terminated immediately.”

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Michigan is much more blue than Pennsylvania.  That's why Penn is the key.

Yeah, Michigan is the bluest of the blue wall states.  If Detroit does its thing (and it has been), it will offset any Dearborn fuckery.

23 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sorry if already posted. But this is not normal is it? I am sure this violates some law somewhere. And it got approved? Really? 

An Ohio advertising company has apologized after a billboard of a fake, inappropriate image of Kamala Harris managed to be approved and put up alongside a highway.

The billboard depicted the vice president on her knees with her tongue out, and was reportedly seen by travelers heading westbound on Ohio 16 in Newark, Ohio. Next to Harris' image is a pro-Donald Trump billboard that implied he was defending Americans.

kamala-harris-vulgar-billboard-ohio.webp.5dd872e2feb29c82a3660b9235bcb912.webp

https://www.latintimes.com/billboard-kamala-harris-sex-act-ohio-donald-trump-election-563811

Well, he said during the convention "she puts out."  

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Not presidential, but wonder how much of this shit is going on we don't hear about?

LOCAL AND FEDERAL ELECTIONS

Texas State University emails are to be used for school purposes – not for elections, according to an email sent by Texas State University System general counsel a few weeks before 483rd District Judge Tanner Neidhardt used his university email to encourage his students to vote for him in the election that is currently in the early voting stage. His opponent for the 483rd District Judge title, Alicia Key, has responded by obtaining a lawyer to file complaints with the Texas State University Police Department and the Hays County District Attorney. They are also requesting action from TXST University President Kelly Damphousse, requesting that Neidhardt be “terminated immediately.”

Things like that get nipped in the bud fairly quickly because the opponents find out very fast.

13 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sorry if already posted. But this is not normal is it? I am sure this violates some law somewhere. And it got approved? Really? 

An Ohio advertising company has apologized after a billboard of a fake, inappropriate image of Kamala Harris managed to be approved and put up alongside a highway.

The billboard depicted the vice president on her knees with her tongue out, and was reportedly seen by travelers heading westbound on Ohio 16 in Newark, Ohio. Next to Harris' image is a pro-Donald Trump billboard that implied he was defending Americans.

kamala-harris-vulgar-billboard-ohio.webp.5dd872e2feb29c82a3660b9235bcb912.webp

https://www.latintimes.com/billboard-kamala-harris-sex-act-ohio-donald-trump-election-563811

Utterly despicable.

 

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CNN just dropped a Harris +6 in WI (51-45) and +5 in Michigan (48-43) and a tie in PA  (Harris 50-47 among "extremely likely to vote")

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lol math hard

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

CNN just dropped a Harris +5 in WI (51-45) and +6 in Michigan (48-43) and a tie in PA  (Harris 50-47 among "extremely likely to vote")

I'm looking forward to Friday or Saturday when they tell him has no chance in Georgia (they already know).  

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18 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

Welp, this is where she and I disagree.

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Damn, even Penn State is finally saying no to Rapists.

Season 5 Nbc GIF by The Office

 

 

 

20 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

 

fuck their feelings !!!!

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Just now, locodos said:

Welp, this is where she and I disagree.

No, it's a smart move. It's something Trump is unwilling to do. The best Trump could do is say he never heard the joke or of the comedian. She is setting herself apart from him. 

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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

CNN just dropped a Harris +6 in WI (51-45) and +5 in Michigan (48-43) and a tie in PA  (Harris 50-47 among "extremely likely to vote")

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Oh yeah that narrow 6 and 5 point leads, lmao

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21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the hero this country needs ….

Repped for the last joke.

"Foreigners are destroying American jobs."

"That's true!"

"Did you know that just one illegal immigrant caused 6,000 people to lose their jobs at twitter?"

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