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49 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

CONFIDIENTIAL MEMORANDUM
 

a winning campaign would definitely leak this immediately. Or this:

 

So basically the Emerson poll just used the exact same splits as the 2020 results.  That's informative.  Not like we have a different candidate on one side and some landmark SCOTUS decision that's pissed of women like nobody's business since then.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Is there anywhere that I can place a prop bet that Trump brings up SNL ratings from when he hosted in his next tweet?

The highest ever!

Posted
1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I mean, NBC has to give him equal time if he wants it, right?  I’m sure they’d be happy to have him on SNL if he’s up for it.  


He’s been workshopping some new material. 
 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump appears to be unraveling 

“If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”

 

 

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Reminds me of the Adam Sandler / Farley Halloween bits on SNL. 

"Hey I'm crazy mister orange face! I got orange paint all over my face! Now gimme some votes!" 

"For the love of GOD just give the boy some votes!" 

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Posted
1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Reminds me of the Adam Sandler / Farley Halloween bits on SNL. 

"Hey I'm crazy mister orange face! I got orange paint all over my face! Now gimme some votes!" 

"For the love of GOD just give the boy some votes!" 

Can’t you see he’s in trouble without the votes?!!  Just give him the votes!!

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump appears to be unraveling 

“If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”

 

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We signed up to play 60 minutes 

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Posted
46 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So basically the Emerson poll just used the exact same splits as the 2020 results.  That's informative.  Not like we have a different candidate on one side and some landmark SCOTUS decision that's pissed of women like nobody's business since then.

And, you know, an insurrection. 

Thinking the splits would be the same is pure negligence. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

All I know is when it comes to this election; my wife who votes, but barely pays attention to politics and sure as hell doesn't have a lot to say about it has had A LOT to say about it.  

So does our wife have any other husbands besides us?

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A last bit of food for thought, what if Selzer is wrong?  But not in the way we all knee-jerked to, i.e. within her margin or error of 3; instead of 47 in Iowa it'd be 50.  

 

Now that friends, would be a lot of fun.  

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Here's that fantastic cold open with Kamala. The guy who does Trump nailed his impression of that speech.
 

Just watched it. Was fantastic.
Posted (edited)
16 hours ago, Bookman said:

- It was out four weeks, and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.

- They should be fuckin' killed man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. 

- Boy I wish I coulda caught him doin' it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doin' it. It woulda been worth him doing it just so I coulda caught him. 

- What a fucker!

- What's more chickenshit than fuckin' with a man's political yard sign? I mean, don't fuck with another man's yard sign!

- You don't do it!

- It's just against the rules! 

 

Public hangings.

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I finally saw the whole clip and I don’t think he realizes he’s even doing the blow job with the mic. This could be the straw that breaks the homophobes backs. 

 

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