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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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10 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

If Kamala wins, I sure as hell ain't partying at lame ass Chili's. I imagine Brinker Corp is run by a bunch of Trump-loving MBA pricks. Probably lots of SMU grads.

Win or lose, I am going to an immigrant-owned Mexican restaurant and chow on some great food, washed down with tequila.

Hmmm...

I like this idea. Get trashed on tequila after eating Mexican food and then start visiting MAGA properties while wearing a sombrero.

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Actually? 

Yeah, the first 6 votes will in fact be tabulated.  

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So when will results actually start being posted? I know it’s likely dependent on state but am I going to be at work watching a livestream from 7am until the next day?

Dixville Notch at midnight/11pm central. Then roughly 5pm when the first polls in Indiana close (partial state done at 5 central, rest at 6 central)

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Actually? 

Yes, about 6 votes from Dixville Notch, NH will be announced shortly after midnight eastern. It doesn't mean anything but it's a little Election Day tradition.

Yes. All of them. (45th and Lamar for Austin) 

I will be ubering there at 4, crushing some apps, and then leaving for AUS at 5.
Just now, Js1 said:

Dixville Notch at midnight. Then roughly 5pm when the first polls in Indiana close (partial state done at 5, rest at 6)

There won’t be any partial state before 5cst?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

There won’t be any partial state before 5cst?

No, no state can release partial results before polls close. Except the weird Dixville Notch stuff 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

There won’t be any partial state before 5cst?

Maybe South Korea.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There won’t be any partial state before 5cst?

No votes are reported until polls close.

Just now, Js1 said:

No, no state can release partial results before polls close. Except the weird Dixville Notch stuff 

Is there any cool facts about it or odds?

Lol Nigel Farage told Trump he should shut up and just go play golf if Harris wins

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Not gonna lie, I was kinda hoping for kill whitey to end it. 

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Good night homies and good luck night crew 

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Link to the Philly rally. Oprah's on stage now while we wait.

 

the west wing ep based on dixville.

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on max if you’ve got 42 min to kill. 
 

 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lol Nigel Farage told Trump he should shut up and just go play golf if Harris wins

do any prisons have golf courses?

16 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So the big question now is, if the Dixville Notch results come back with a Harris win, does she call a presser and just declare victory?  It'd be nice to just wrap this thing up.  

STOP THE COUNT!!!

Not that I care, but Harris retook the lead in 538 and is favored in PA. 

GA, AZ and NC moved back to tossup 

24 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I just wish this beauty was still around for my Wednesday meal. The OG location on Greenville. 

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13 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

This is where my wife introduced me to her Hockaday friends.  They terrified me.

When I told my Hockadasie wife of our Wednesday dinner plans, she rolled her eyes and questioned my judgment, before recounting the OG glory days.  

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Kamala is walking on stage right now.

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There won’t be any partial state before 5cst?

Exit poll info will get whispered about beginning around 3pm. There's going to be a lot of fake shit too so carefully vet your sources. How far into the real world the real data makes it is an unknown. It's not declarative but it's used among the news networks for planning purposes. 

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Just now, Chopper said:

Exit poll info will get whispered about beginning around 3pm. There's going to be a lot of fake shit too so carefully vet your sources. How far into the real world the real data makes it is an unknown. It's not declarative but it's used among the news networks for planning purposes. 

Exits are unreliable but don’t worry, we will discuss them at length regardless 

11 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Link to the Philly rally. Oprah's on stage now while we wait.

 

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So when will results actually start being posted? I know it’s likely dependent on state but am I going to be at work watching a livestream from 7am until the next day?

Cheat sheet

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I like her, but she sucks at this. 

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A threat text from the IN governor. Nothing vague about it. 

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1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

I like her, but she sucks at this. 

Have you heard the other guy?

3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I like her, but she sucks at this. 

Compared to who?

59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Rogan is what he was always gonna be. A simple-minded shallow thinking historically ignorant tool for fascism.

So king of the roganites?

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2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Compared to who?

She’s better than her competition. 

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

The picture does not show her two year old daughter

If she's got a child it means she does the deed, say no more say no more...

20 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the west wing ep based on dixville.

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on max if you’ve got 42 min to kill. 
 

 

 

weat wing should be mandatory viewing

7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Have you heard the other guy?

Yes. He’s exponentially worse. 

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

She’s better than her competition. 

She is better than Trump, Biden and Dubya but if you are comparing her to Obama that is a very high bar and doesn't constitute sucks.

 

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7 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I like her, but she sucks at this. 

She’s objectively doing great, especially when considering it’s almost midnight in Pennsylvania after what must have been an exhausting day, capping an exhausting 107 day crusade to save the fucking democracy. She’s been a real surprise, whether it was the convention or the debate. She’s been a fantastic candidate.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Woulda been a lot cheaper to make a fake Cybertruck out of refrigerator boxes and spray paint.

Just now, F250 said:

She is better than Trump, Biden and Dubya but if you are comparing her to Obama that is a very high bar and doesn't constitute sucks.

 

I was. I should probably temper my expectations. That’s a very good point. 

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Dixville Notch at midnight/11pm central. Then roughly 5pm when the first polls in Indiana close (partial state done at 5 central, rest at 6 central)

 

30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There won’t be any partial state before 5cst?

This shit is so unnecessary. All times are posted in eastern standard time, everyone else does conversions. I don't like it being on the west coast, but thems the rules. 

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