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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He must be apoplectic that a tech company named Xformerlytwitter is not only censoring stories, but pushing other stories and also paying for votes. 
 

But also he must hate free speech since what he’s arguing is a big issue is companies exercising their free speech rights. 

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1 hour ago, 27-25 said:

In order to deduct car loan interest I assume one would have to itemize.  But given his previous tax provisions, a much larger percentage of people take the standard deduction instead.  So they'll end up getting nothing out of it.  But I'm sure magats will crow about their tax cut on their monster truck loan interest and still fill out a 1040EZ with a standard deduction.  Take that libtards!

Yeah all of those combined won’t get the lower and lower middle class workers above the standard deduction. Maybe middle middle also

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lololololol ….

When Trump insulted those Detroit natives to their faces, their response was to applaud. Unbelievable.

 

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17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lololololol ….

 

Detroit ain't gonna forget

 

 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Detroit ain't gonna forget

 

 

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24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

HOLD ON, I'M COMING!

Adam Sandler Comedy GIF by Netflix Is a Joke

But OMG Tim Walz said he was in China once….

57 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Hunter Biden laptop cost Trump millions of votes.  M’kay.

This is not going to end well for one JD Vance or whatever his name really is.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Nevada

 

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11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Detroit ain't gonna forget

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Nevada

 

Also read that Clark and Washoe haven’t even sent out most of their ballots yet. But yeah, whatever Ralston says is the word. Up until the prediction blog on Nov 4, he is usually dramatic about it being “oh so very close” 

4 hours ago, royiv said:

How did a homeless woman that lives in Deltona, FL get to Vegas for this town hall?

Soros!

Usually with Dotard quotes, I can sorta piece together what he's trying to say, because I pay way too much attention to all of this. But I have no idea what he is talking about here.
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Because his brain is just a mush of free association, the circles on landing pads reminded him of those. And because there were so few people a Biden’s town halls (because of these circles), it meant that there was no way Trump could lose the election.

Just amazing stupidity in every thought.

This is the video they were shooting when Bon Jovi saved a suicidal woman about 6 weeks or so ago.

 

Sorry guys, but Mark, Ed and Kenny on KLBJ AM just said that Trump has all the momentum & Harris is shedding black male voters. I guess we know where the red hats are getting their news from these days.

Bc it’s just throwing a dart at a graph and publishing the number

 

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It’s true, those MAGA are scum 

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Musk’s physical presence in PA helps how?

That reeks of desperation, not confidence 

Every decision they’ve made for the last 6 months, has been to try to motivate the younger, insecure, uneducated white men. They know it’s a largely low turnout voting block and the only place they really have where they can gain votes. 

The Vance pick, Trump speaking at crypto conferences, the types of podcasts he appears on, the ads that only focus on hate & fear, Musk suddenly being a centerpiece of his campaign. It’s all geared towards trying to keep 18-30 year old men engaged enough to turnout. 

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48 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Sorry guys, but Mark, Ed and Kenny on KLBJ AM just said that Trump has all the momentum & Harris is shedding black male voters. I guess we know where the red hats are getting their news from these days.

Jesus Christ, those guys are a beating. The content of their whole goddamn show is just middle-age white man griping and complaining about the government, their precious taxes, and people that don't look like them. So fucking put upon, these guys.

It's relentless. 

Oh, Sirius, save me.

 

 

 

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I highly doubt that she’s massively losing black men, but remember that Philadelphia county shifted to the right from Clinton to Biden.


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PA is going to be close, how many of those blue arrows stay blue vs turn red, and how many of those red arrows grow this time?

5 minutes ago, heso said:

I highly doubt that she’s massively losing black men, but remember that Philadelphia county shifted to the right from Clinton to Biden.


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PA is going to be close, how many of those blue arrows stay blue vs turn red, and how many of those red arrows grow this time?

If Biden is the starting point, I expect a lot of red arrows from inconsequential counties, and blue arrows where the women are, especially Black women.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

If Biden is the starting point, I expect a lot of red arrows from inconsequential counties, and blue arrows where the women are, especially Black women.

Those blue arrows in SEPA are getting much bluer. He’s bleeding more support in the burbs and he’s already sucking wind there 

5 hours ago, Longhorn94 said:

back to @Bozo_Casanova 's comment about Democrats needing to be better at messaging on the economy. I don't know what else they can do. They are actually putting programs into place to support and bolster the working and middle class. They have been better for the economy every single presidency going back to Carter. I don't think there is anything more they can do other than outright lie like the Republicans.

If you personally are struggling right now, whatever that means for you, none of that matter.

4 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

This is the graph of the Yanks making the Rebs run out of PA like little bitches, right?

No, we never got that far north.  As it turns out, charging over a couple miles of open field into artillery fire wasn't a great plan.  But you know, YOLO!

Just now, BamaATL said:

No, we never got that far north.  As it turns out, charging over a couple miles of open field into artillery fire wasn't a great plan.  But you know, YOLO!

"Never fight uphill, M'boys!"

Robert E Lee

I like how the fate of the free world is going to rest on the voter turnout of a few radicalized incels in rural Pennsylvania.  Hell of a system we have here.

 

My unlikely morbid fantasy this election is for Trump to win the popular vote and lose the electoral college.  

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

This is the video they were shooting when Bon Jovi saved a suicidal woman about 6 weeks or so ago.

 

JBJ is getting pretty long in the tooth, and I hear that his concerts are...a struggle for his voice.  But he says something here that I've long thought is the definitive way to capture our political division.

The power of we, not of me.

What is the first fucking word in our founding fucking governing document?  WE.   The Constitution starts with "WE THE PEOPLE," not "ME THE PERSON."  WE get shit done.  WE are responsible for this country.  All of us.  Together.  Govern for ALL of us, or don't govern at all.  

45 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s true, those MAGA are scum 

He points to the enemy within - and just doesn't fucking get it.  He is the only president to ever gather his mob to assault the capitol to attempt to overthrow the government that belongs to ALL OF US, and he did it for HIM, and only him.

He can't die soon enough.  Just.  Fucking.  DIE ALREADY.

24 minutes ago, heso said:

I highly doubt that she’s massively losing black men, but remember that Philadelphia county shifted to the right from Clinton to Biden.


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PA is going to be close, how many of those blue arrows stay blue vs turn red, and how many of those red arrows grow this time?

Trump will be luck to match his black numbers from 2020. We ain’t buying his bullshit.

17 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

My unlikely morbid fantasy this election is for Trump to win the popular vote and lose the electoral college.  

Can you even imagine?

"Nobody has ever won the popular election and lost!  This is proof of voter fraud!" -DJT

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

JBJ is getting pretty long in the tooth, and I hear that his concerts are...a struggle for his voice.  But he says something here that I've long thought is the definitive way to capture our political division.

The power of we, not of me.

What is the first fucking word in our founding fucking governing document?  WE.   The Constitution starts with "WE THE PEOPLE," not "ME THE PERSON."  WE get shit done.  WE are responsible for this country.  All of us.  Together.  Govern for ALL of us, or don't govern at all.  

He points to the enemy within - and just doesn't fucking get it.  He is the only president to ever gather his mob to assault the capitol to attempt to overthrow the government that belongs to ALL OF US, and he did it for HIM, and only him.

He can't die soon enough.  Just.  Fucking.  DIE ALREADY.

His concerts are MILF-a-palooza, though.

12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

His concerts are MILF-a-palooza, though.

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22 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

His concerts are MILF-a-palooza, though.

No....DOUBT.  

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

JBJ is getting pretty long in the tooth, and I hear that his concerts are...a struggle for his voice.  But he says something here that I've long thought is the definitive way to capture our political division.

The power of we, not of me.

What is the first fucking word in our founding fucking governing document?  WE.   The Constitution starts with "WE THE PEOPLE," not "ME THE PERSON."  WE get shit done.  WE are responsible for this country.  All of us.  Together.  Govern for ALL of us, or don't govern at all.  

 

“Me, your favorite President Donald J. Trump, in Order to form what many people are saying is the perfect Confederate Union, establishes White Justice, insures domestic Hostility, provides for the common defence of our great friends in Russia and North Korea, shackles the general Welfare, and secures the Blessings of MAGA to ourselves and our Anglo ancestors, does very strongly ordain and very bigly establish this Constitution for the United States of America”

 

 

 

I cannot for the life of me believe we are a cunt hair away from this dumbass motherfucker sitting in the Oval Office again. 
 

 

I cannot for the life of me believe we are a cunt hair away from this dumbass motherfucker sitting in the Oval Office again. 
 
 

Spit it out.
1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Can you even imagine?

"Nobody has ever won the popular election and lost!  This is proof of voter fraud!" -DJT

Yeah, except for the other 5 times it happened.

18 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I cannot for the life of me believe we are a cunt hair away from this dumbass motherfucker sitting in the Oval Office again. 
 

 

 

8 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

he was listening to the Eagles

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

No, we never got that far north.  As it turns out, charging over a couple miles of open field into artillery fire wasn't a great plan.  But you know, YOLO!

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LEEROY JENKINS!!!

36 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I cannot for the life of me believe we are a cunt hair away from this dumbass motherfucker sitting in the Oval Office again. 
 

 

What's worse is that the only reason we are is because our constitutionally mandated system for choosing a president is archaic and backward.

19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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LEEROY JENKINS!!!

The painting just captures all the glory and genius of the cause in one fell swoop.  

 

Or, conversely the pure stupidity. It's a fine line.  

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