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7 hours ago, GenXer said:


Trump’s plan is to offer a sweet deal and stiff ‘em when they come looking for payment. Ask his contractor vendors from back in the day.

Oh, you don’t like getting stiffed? Take it up with SCOTUS. Lawfare.

Only halfway joking.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....you think there's anything above a 0% chance that a Trump administration would actually HONOR its debts?  We'd give the locals a $1,000 "advance" or some shit like that, install our governing apparatus, boost our military presence even more....and then stiff the everloving fuck out of both them AND Denmark, and tell 'em "wadda ya gonna do about it, sue us?"

The #1 rule of ever having a deal with Donald Trump is that you never, ever, ever have an actual deal with Donald Trump.  Get paid in full, up front, or don't make the "deal."

Oh, cool. Same as the Bobby Epstein rules. Got it!

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Driving back to Dallas from Austin yesterday, my wife pointed out a Confederate flag flying on a flagpole on the west side of I-35 in Waco. I couldn't tell what kind of business it was in front of though. It was pretty jarring to see that fucking thing flying proudly Waco or not. Man, I hate that fucking place.

Seriously. What a fucking shithole. I hate Waco worse than Lubbock and Brownsville.

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe we split Poland with Russia 

Or maybe we could split Russia with Poland. 

Just now, DDD Dad said:

Or maybe we could split Russia with Poland. 

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11 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Denmark has never really held Greenland in a meaningful way and never wanted to. A little history: Vikings maintained a small settlement in Southern Greenland going back to the 12th century or so, and accepted Norwegian overlordship in the 13th. Norway and Denmark were combined in personal union under the Danish Oldenburg dynasty over the 16th-17th century. When they were forcibly split in 1814 by the British after the Napoleonic Wars,  Denmark wound up with the settlement. 
After the civil war United States sent explorers to the rest of Greenland and claimed it, which prompted the Danish to claim it too. We then recognized the Danish claim as part of the purchase of the British West Indies in 1917, and successfully prevented the British from buying it for Canada or getting a right of first refusal to prevent us from getting it. So in 1921 Denmark was stuck and actually had to declare sovereignty over the whole island. Sort of.

fast forward to WWI- Denmark is occupied by the Germans, who then make moved in preparation to invade and occupy Greenland, so we put the coast guard in place and begin to set up bases, and there we have been ever since. 

Greenland is essential to US strategic defense. Holding it is consistent with the Monroe doctrine, and because the current Danish claim is a post 1823 European colony we tolerate it as an exception. 

I’m glossing over a lot and some details may be wrong, but that’s the gist.

Interestingly enough, though,  Denmark granted Greenland home rule.  That would make it,  internationally,  a sovereign,  if Denmark decided to free it.  The US would have to either accept it as a territory of they wished to be,  or would have to invade it otherwise,  right?

I think that's kind of Ireland and Northern Ireland in a nutshell... I am probably wrong 

 
Everything he touches turns to shit.
10 hours ago, SKJ said:

Interestingly enough, though,  Denmark granted Greenland home rule.  That would make it,  internationally,  a sovereign,  if Denmark decided to free it.  The US would have to either accept it as a territory of they wished to be,  or would have to invade it otherwise,  right?

I'm not sure about the particulars of international law here, but in political terms I mostly agree with the exception that we wouldn't have to invade it- we already occupy it.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

The dumbest people. He doesn’t even live in America but is grifting off our country. I thought radical conservatives  hated shit like this?

 

Trump has a death wish if his plan is to start assassinating cartel bosses. 

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The dumbest people. He doesn’t even live in America but is grifting off our country. I thought radical conservatives  hated shit like this?

 

 

"reportedly"

Ya know, a lot of people are saying...

 

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Fucking drug cartel bosses get assasinated pretty routinely, or arrested or otherwise taken off the board.

Doesn't change a gotdamn thing.  

Demand side is the answer.

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22 hours ago, mdmost said:

So all the people who voted for Trump and DOGE because they wanted the government to spend less money are going to love us buying Greenland and possibly the Panama Canal? He's not in office yet and it's already so ridiculously stupid. 

It's one island, Michael. What could it cost, 10 trillion dollars? 

If we invaded Greenland, could Denmark invoke Article V and have NATO declare war on us?   

When did Trump announce the annexation of Lumpaland? So as to bring his brethren in line with his powerbase? 

 

Sorry, flipped the channels and saw the little orange guys and I couldn't control my keyboard.

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

There is something seriously wrong with this woman. When will certain surly radical conservatives call this shit out? 

 

"So, if it shoot this dummy tied to a chair I'll get $174,000 a year?  Sign me up."

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43 minutes ago, Pancho said:

There is something seriously wrong with this woman. When will certain surly radical conservatives call this shit out? 

 

One thing that's wrong with her, she ain't got no tittays.

11 hours ago, royiv said:

Trump has a death wish if his plan is to start assassinating cartel bosses. 

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

There is something seriously wrong with this woman. When will certain surly radical conservatives call this shit out? 

 

She has that "straight" up crazy ass latina vibe.

Also Colombian.

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17 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I'm not sure about the particulars of international law here, but in political terms I mostly agree with the exception that we wouldn't have to invade it- we already occupy it.

Sure,  but couldn't they just nationalize the US bases? Then charge a lease? I mean,  talk about the pressure that would apply for the US vs the UN/NATO.

not like that orange fuck would care,  but everyone around him might.  That could turn the tide against him.  It would put him in a very precarious position. 

8 hours ago, Pancho said:

There is something seriously wrong with this woman. When will certain surly radical conservatives call this shit out? 

 

* Deaths by Teslas in FSD mode not included

19 hours ago, royiv said:

Trump has a death wish if his plan is to start assassinating cartel bosses. 

Eh, he will be ok.  But there are a looooooooot of soft targets in his orbit.  Particularly loud, arrogant, and generally loathsome human pieces of shit targets that won't have the benefit of SS protection 24/7 in his administration.   I'm thinking collateral damage.

 

 

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

There is something seriously wrong with this woman. When will certain surly radical conservatives call this shit out? 

 

Why only for "illegal aliens?" Is rape or murder at their hands worse than those by American grade killers and rapists? Is there a rape and murder gap between America and foreign killers and rapists? It's hard to believe, but we are the best at everything.

We cannot allow a rape and murder gap!

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Who am I kidding. Nobody beats America at murder and rape. Nobody!

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Oh, well.

 

#FTFR

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2 hours ago, wood said:

#FTFR

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What the hell is that font?  Pink Panther?

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Normal behavior

25 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Fuck. Your. Own.  Face.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What the hell is that font?  Pink Panther?

LOL. Looks like it. I knew I'd seen it before somewhere.

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

But his followers know that he’s the best Christian ever because he says so.

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4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fuck. Your. Own.  Face.

 

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5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Had no idea I hated this 

 

i don't even understand what he's talking about. seriously. is this guy 'white'? 

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like, wut.

 

10 hours ago, mchookem said:

 

 

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Mathew’s reaction at the end always cracks me up. 

7 hours ago, mchookem said:

i don't even understand what he's talking about. seriously. is this guy 'white'? 

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like, wut.

 

White enough. He is like the 1 black dude who gets invited to the country club. Ya know, to prove you are not racist.

 

Hate white white culture? No, dumbass. They hate you if they even know who you are.

I can hate the martial ardor of Japan that led to the Rape of Nanking and Comfort Women and the Bataan Death March. I would have hated the Japanese had I been alive at the time of the war. I could still appreciate Japanese art, ceramics, and their austere aesthetic. 

If some Japanese radio guy started denying the Japanese army did anything wrong in WW2 and that they were the actual victims, I'd hate that guy. Just like I despise American influencers who promote fear of things that don't exist. In short:

 

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15 hours ago, Pancho said:

Had no idea I hated this 

 

Which 'they' is he referring to? Brown people?

9 hours ago, mchookem said:

i don't even understand what he's talking about. seriously. is this guy 'white'? 

like, wut.

Yeah I just read his other posts in that thread and I'm more confused now than I was when I started. I have no clue what the guy is tryoing to say. He's getting destroyed in the comments tho.

4 minutes ago, wood said:

Which 'they' is he referring to? Brown people?

They? “They” is el guapo.

In a way, all of us have an el guapo to face.

For some, shyness might be their el guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their el guapo. For maga, immeasurable stupidity, projection, gullibility, hypocrisy, selfishness, and zero self-awareness is their el guapo.


 

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if true, interesting ....

 

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if true, interesting ....

 

Don't over think it. Trump wants it for two reasons.

1- The fucked him on a casino.

2- he heard a song once and kind of remembers the lyrics.

Things continue to slide for Trump's wannabe Attorney General, the noted magatard, rapist, sex trafficker and property of Putin, Matt Gaetz.

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