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trump wanted to build a 2,000 mile “moat” at the border and fill it with snakes and alligators:

 

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36 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I honestly think this is dumb. Continue naming our war toys after warmongers and leave the peaceniks out of it

Don't disagree. My dad told me the story of the USS City of Corpus Christi, the only ship with "City of" in the name, because the Catholic Church didn't want a warship named the "Body of Christ."

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8 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I will not accept this Vigo the Carpathian slander!

Sigh....my kingdom for a president as experienced, wise, and measured as Vigo these days.

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1 hour ago, Derka said:

trump wanted to build a 2,000 mile “moat” at the border and fill it with snakes and alligators:

 

 

do it so i can soon buy very cheap alligator / snake skinned products in progresso 

- boots ✔️

- wallet ✔️

- belts ✔️

- money clip ✔️

- new golf bag ✔️

- loafers ✔️

22 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The Onion couldn't put out a better headline than this

 

 

 

I remember knowing when hurricane season started when HEB started using these paper sacks (although this is an image from one in Florida)

as a kid, i would literally track a hurricane on that map on the sack.

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President Trump took yet another step Tuesday to place NPR and PBS at the center of his broader clash with major cultural institutions, formally asking Congress to take back the $1.1 billion it has set aside for all public broadcasters for the next two years.

A simple majority of lawmakers in each chamber must approve what's technically known as a "rescission request" within 45 days for it to become law. With their slim leads in both the House and Senate, Republicans can afford just a few defections.

https://www.npr.org/2025/06/03/nx-s1-5418080/pbs-npr-trump-rescission-public-broadcasting

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SIAP.   This is worth a watch.  Let's see how it goes over in Florida

 

 

46 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

SIAP.   This is worth a watch.  Let's see how it goes over in Florida

 

 

Look at that libtard communist with his "science" and "education." You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. 

Setting aside all the bad shit this bill will do to the poor and middle class, has anyone seen any attempt by the Rs to justify the tax cuts for the rich or explain why it's necessary right now? From what I've seen they don't even bother to explain or justify that. Has any journalist pressed any of these fuckers why that's a priority? It's surreal to me that they get away with not even having to convince anyone that their evil plans are good. Our entire system is broken. 

Setting aside all the bad shit this bill will do to the poor and middle class, has anyone seen any attempt by the Rs to justify the tax cuts for the rich or explain why it's necessary right now? From what I've seen they don't even bother to explain or justify that. Has any journalist pressed any of these fuckers why that's a priority? It's surreal to me that they get away with not even having to convince anyone that their evil plans are good. Our entire system is broken. 

Duh. It'll grow the economy like you've never seen before and pay for itself.
28 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Setting aside all the bad shit this bill will do to the poor and middle class, has anyone seen any attempt by the Rs to justify the tax cuts for the rich or explain why it's necessary right now? From what I've seen they don't even bother to explain or justify that. Has any journalist pressed any of these fuckers why that's a priority? It's surreal to me that they get away with not even having to convince anyone that their evil plans are good. Our entire system is broken. 

Because Americans overwhelmingly voted for this last election. 

Where the grifters start to step on each other's toes in an attempt to grift even more.   And there's no doubt at all that Trump even has a clue about what is going on.

 

 

 

44 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Setting aside all the bad shit this bill will do to the poor and middle class, has anyone seen any attempt by the Rs to justify the tax cuts for the rich or explain why it's necessary right now? From what I've seen they don't even bother to explain or justify that. Has any journalist pressed any of these fuckers why that's a priority? It's surreal to me that they get away with not even having to convince anyone that their evil plans are good. Our entire system is broken. 

They've bought or threatened journalists.  Anybody that practices real journalism isn't going to be allowed anywhere close to an elected official to ask tough questions. 

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before winning my disabliity case (an extremely long and arduous process where people like attorneys and judges make you feel subhuman for asking for help) my prescription drugs cost $800/month, and i couldn’t afford to see a doctor, so i never did see a doctor for years, barring ER visits. since getting on medicaid my prescriptions cost nothing, and i can only assume that they’re wildly more expensive now than they were ~7-8 years ago when i got on SSI disability.

my mom (freshly retired after 45 years of service at her school) is about to be living off of social security, and i currently “live” off of ~$620/month (the max for ssi disability in this state) and i get to see the doctor for free. we both use our school’s former accountant and have for decades. she met with him today for an updated financial forecast, and he basically was like, “yeah- y’all need to prepare for the worst.” we’re cutting our monthly budget down by ~30% right off the bat just to be safe. if i lose my medicaid, if her social security is messed with, and/or she has to start paying thousands of dollars monthly for my meds, then she’s going to have to sell the house she built in 1991 just for us to survive. 

so uh, thanks a lot donald trump, and to all of the hateful fucktards who voted for him. thank you for jeopardizing my health and my living situation because you’re a hateful piece of shit who voted for stuff like this to happen. thanks for making 45 years of service to her community + decades of paying social security not be enough for my mom to retire without having to sell her goddamn house. FUCK.

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Don’t school teachers pay into the TRF and don’t pay social security and are therefore ineligible for benefits?

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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t school teachers pay into the TRF and don’t pay social security and are the red fire ineligible for benefits?

i have no idea about any of this. she’s worked at a private/parochial school for 45 years and has been paying social security the entire time.

i once ruptured my ear drum and didn’t go to the doctor because i didn’t have insurance. i only went about a week later, after i started bleeding out of my ear. i’m now unable to hear people sitting 15 feet to the left of me in my own living room.

i really can’t wait to lose my insurance and live like that again. that’s definitely what’s best for everyone. just a bunch of sick, uneducated people who can’t afford to feed and clothe themselves, or to get medical help when they need it. just a dynamite way to make america treat again. 👌🏼 

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12 minutes ago, Derka said:

i have no idea about any of this. she’s worked at a private/parochial school for 45 years and has been paying social security the entire time.

Ok. I assumed public school. 

Don’t school teachers pay into the TRF and don’t pay social security and are therefore ineligible for benefits?

Most districts opted out of social security a long time ago when they had the chance. Some districts, including Austin ISD, did not opt out and they do pay into SS and receive benefits.
On 6/1/2025 at 8:30 PM, Chuckie Finster said:


This is the least safe I’ve ever felt as a Jew in America and I honestly can’t think of second place.

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- American Blacks and Latinos

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Came in yesterday… 

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8 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Setting aside all the bad shit this bill will do to the poor and middle class, has anyone seen any attempt by the Rs to justify the tax cuts for the rich or explain why it's necessary right now? From what I've seen they don't even bother to explain or justify that. Has any journalist pressed any of these fuckers why that's a priority? It's surreal to me that they get away with not even having to convince anyone that their evil plans are good. Our entire system is broken. 

It’s party dogma. 

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10 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Setting aside all the bad shit this bill will do to the poor and middle class, has anyone seen any attempt by the Rs to justify the tax cuts for the rich or explain why it's necessary right now? From what I've seen they don't even bother to explain or justify that. Has any journalist pressed any of these fuckers why that's a priority? It's surreal to me that they get away with not even having to convince anyone that their evil plans are good. Our entire system is broken. 

They do ask, the response is to lie and say it’s not true and that middle class is gonna bet big ole tax cuts too. They’re also lying and saying it doesn’t increase the deficit because only democrat bills do that. Plus I saw that a trans girl won a medal somewhere last week and that’s way more important.

So confused, doge’s whole point was to reduce spending right?  Then his new bill will increase spending and add trillions in debt.  So am I missing something or does this just not make logical sense? 

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So confused, doge’s whole point was to reduce spending right?  Then his new bill will increase spending and add trillions in debt.  So am I missing something or does this just not make logical sense? 

It’s almost like that wasn’t the actual goal all along.

It’s almost like that wasn’t the actual goal all along.

If there is a stated goal of the GQP that would even tangentially help Americans….that goal is a lie.
If the goal is to hurt people, they’re telling. The truth.
Those are the two rules of interpreting GQP positions/platforms.
If it would help, they’re lying. If it would hurt, they’re telling the truth.
Oh, and the true motive is always some combo of cruelty, grift, and gifts/fealty to billionaires.
8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

So confused, doge’s whole point was to reduce spending right?  Then his new bill will increase spending and add trillions in debt.  So am I missing something or does this just not make logical sense? 

DOGE was supposed to find a few trillion in waste, which would be offset with whatever was in this bill.

That didn't happen, obviously.

Of course, the real reason for DOGE, from Elon's perspective, was data mining to the nth degree.  And reward himself with lucrative government contracts.

 

 

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

So confused, doge’s whole point was to reduce spending right?  Then his new bill will increase spending and add trillions in debt.  So am I missing something or does this just not make logical sense? 

 

Big Beautiful Bill doesn't add any debt, it actually decreases the debt 

/ GOP and legacy media 

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53 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Of course, the real reason for DOGE, from Elon's perspective, was data mining to the nth degree.  And reward himself with lucrative government contracts

And to cripple any agency that regulated any of his businesses.

56 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

DOGE was supposed to find a few trillion in waste, which would be offset with whatever was in this bill.

That didn't happen, obviously.

Of course, the real reason for DOGE, from Elon's perspective, was data mining to the nth degree.  And reward himself with lucrative government contracts.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

And to cripple any agency that regulated any of his businesses.

I posted basically these two points verbatim in the "Elon is a racist cocksucker" thread on DT.

This is exactly what happened. He accomplished his goals.

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s party dogma. 

it's not the government's money, it's my money!

 

said dogma.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

DOGE was supposed to find a few trillion in waste, which would be offset with whatever was in this bill.

That didn't happen, obviously.

Of course, the real reason for DOGE, from Elon's perspective, was data mining to the nth degree.  And reward himself with lucrative government contracts.

 

 

and how much fraud did they find?

fraud is a criminal offense. DOJ asleep?

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https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/southern-oregon/crater-lake-superintendent-resigns-over-trump-admin-staffing-cuts/283-065723b6-1e60-409e-8a9d-bf8359b448f9

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Superintendent of Crater Lake National Park resigns, says Trump administration is dismantling the agency

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The National Park Service superintendent left his position after less that 5 months, frustrated with what he considered the dismantling of Crater Lake National Park.

 

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