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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC

 

Well yeah. Santa is importing stuff. Need to levy some tariffs.

A foreign invader breaking and entering.

Fucker can’t not lie. 

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Just caught a TC commercial for MAGA Mayes Middleton. Apparently he’s running Texas AG.

Woof

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Just caught a TC commercial for MAGA Mayes Middleton. Apparently he’s running Texas AG.

Woof

Saw billboards for Don Huffines north of Dallas.  All it said was:

Huffines for Comptroller

MAGA TRUMP REPUBLICAN

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Saw billboards for Don Huffines north of Dallas.  All it said was:

Huffines for Comptroller

MAGA TRUMP REPUBLICAN

There are a few on 35 between Hillsboro and Austin. I remember one said "NO FUNDING FOR ILLEGALS" 🙄

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Fucker can’t not lie. 


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2 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


Just paid $40 a pound at HEB for Prime.



I hate to tell you, but that's closer to 48.00 per pound.

It's never a good sign when they don't put the price per pound on the label.

Why are we thinking the “patriotic blonde” is a) a real person, b) is actually repentant if she is, or c) isn’t just another stupid troll?

 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

2.65 million people watched that???? Damn

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19 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

 

maga - she was dressed slutty and throwing it at trump !!!!

16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

2.65 million people watched that???? Damn


I was thinking of watching just because of George Strait but I saw that Trump was going to host and said fuck it. 

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I was thinking of watching just because of George Strait but I saw that Trump was going to host and said fuck it. 

Same.  I don’t generally watch the show live, but catch up with the clips the Kennedy Center posts on YouTube.   My feed this morning had them posting some Trump shit from the show, immediately unfollowed.   

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NEW YORK (AP) — A planned Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Kennedy Center, a holiday tradition dating back more than 20 years, has been canceled. The show's host, musician Chuck Redd, says that he called off the performance in the wake of the White House announcing last week that President Donald Trump's name would be added to the facility.

As of last Friday, the building's facade reads The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts. According to the White House, the president's handpicked board approved the decision, which scholars have said violates the law. Trump had been suggesting for months he was open to changing the center's name.

WATCH: Kennedy Center renaming highlights Trump's reshaping of Washington in his image

"When I saw the name change on the Kennedy Center website and then hours later on the building, I chose to cancel our concert," Redd told The Associated Press in an email Wednesday. Redd, a drummer and vibraphone player who has toured with everyone from Dizzy Gillespie to Ray Brown, has been presiding over holiday "Jazz Jams" at the Kennedy Center since 2006, succeeding bassist William "Keter" Betts.

The Kennedy Center did not immediately respond to email seeking comment. The center's website lists the show as canceled.

President Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, and Congress passed a law the following year naming the center as a living memorial to him. Kennedy niece Kerry Kennedy has vowed to remove Trump's name from the building once he leaves office and former House historian Ray Smock is among those who say any changes would have to be approved by Congress.

The law explicitly prohibits the board of trustees from making the center into a memorial to anyone else, and from putting another person's name on the building's exterior.

Trump, a Republican, has been deeply involved with the center named for an iconic Democrat after mostly ignoring it during his first term. He has forced out its leadership, overhauled the board while arranging for himself to head it, and personally hosted this year's Kennedy Center honors, breaking a long tradition of presidents mostly serving as spectators. The changes at the Kennedy Center are part of the president's larger mission to fight "woke" culture at federal cultural institutions.

Numerous artists have called off Kennedy Center performances since Trump returned to office, including Issa Rae and Peter Wolf. Lin-Manuel Miranda canceled a planned production of "Hamilton."

 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m waiting for him to try and spoil Santa Claus for everybody.  

You got your wish on this page. 

Anytime you see him try to talk to a kid you can tell immediately he never once talked to his own, which is why they’re all shitty assholes as well. 

6 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


Just paid $40 a pound at HEB for Prime.

$88 for 8lbs of nicely marbled prime rib roast. Salt, pepper, olive oil, cooked to 115F

It was awesome.

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He’s the worst human being on earth.

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

He’s the worst human being on earth.

He’s clearly so miserable it’s hilarious. 

He’s the worst human being on earth.


Yes


He’s clearly so miserable it’s hilarious. 


And also yes.


Fuck I can’t wait until he’s dead.
He’s the worst human being that has ever been on earth.


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Merry Christmas to all my Surly sisters and brothers. Refuse to believe anything that bloviating ass says, tweets, or publishes. We will get through this and t’row ALL da bums out. The masses are waking up to what we knew all along. Never give up or give in o ye enlightened. 

He’s the worst human being on earth.

He’s clearly so miserable it’s hilarious. 



And also yes.


Fuck I can’t wait until he’s dead.

All of these.
Every day, I wake up wishing that I’m greeted by a phone blowing up with that news.
Whatever day it happens on will become a sacred holiday for me and mine.
He’s the worst human being on earth.

He’s clearly so miserable it’s hilarious. 



And also yes.


Fuck I can’t wait until he’s dead.

All of these.
Every day, I wake up wishing that I’m greeted by a phone blowing up with that news.
Whatever day it happens on will become a sacred holiday for me and mine.
He’s the worst human being on earth.

He’s clearly so miserable it’s hilarious. 



And also yes.


Fuck I can’t wait until he’s dead.

All of these.
Every day, I wake up wishing that I’m greeted by a phone blowing up with that news.
Whatever day it happens on will become a sacred holiday for me and mine.

President Newsome will sign an executive order declaring dotards death day a federal holiday in honor of LGBTQ

The rare triple Christmas post. But I DO hate him that much.

6 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

President Newsome will sign an executive order declaring dotards death day a federal holiday in honor of LGBTQ

"no tax on lube day"

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2025 ain't over yet.

Maybe an inoperable kidney stone. Or fall into an industrial shredder. He hangs on long enough to realize what's coming then, adios.

Maybe get Vance's childhood sweetheart, too.

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Someone cutoff Brisket from the eggnog. 

18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Someone cutoff Brisket from the eggnog. 

I say MORE EGGNOG FOR BRISKET!!  May his Christmas be Merry and Drunk!

Wife is currently on the phone with her Trumpy dad to wish him a merry Xmas.  He has the TV on in the background - sounds like Fox - so fucking loud he can barely have a conversation.  But it ain’t getting turned down.  Because old Trumpers will literally die if they don’t have propaganda screaming in their ears at every waking moment.

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

on the phone with her Trumpy dad

And then the Trumpy dads (not necessarily your wife's) wonder why nobody wants to actually be there with them on xmas

Oh, he’s alone. Because he let himself fall to shit and can’t travel. And he got married again soon after my wife’s mom died, because he wanted a woman to take care of him, because he’s a spoiled infant. And it didn’t even work. So now he’s stuck in a middling nursing home near her, not near either one of his kids.
Because that’s how these people roll.

Is McDonald’s open today? I’d hate for our Commander in Chief to go hungry.

Driving through eastern Oklahoma and the lack of Trump signs, flags, and stickers is weird.   Really weird.  

25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Driving through eastern Oklahoma and the lack of Trump signs, flags, and stickers is weird.   Really weird.  

Nature is healing.

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