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3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We did that in 2020, won the election, and look where we are today. 

We need someone exceptional. People need to be inspired by a fresh movement or this bullshit will just continue. 

 

Hillary and Kamala were pretty exceptional.    If Biden's health is the only reason Trump is back in office.  

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8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Can you imagine being so stunningly stupid? This woman and her husband are CAT 5 imbeciles. 

That’s most definitely 10 Gbps stupid. They’re at least Cat 6, 6a, or 7 imbeciles.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Bookman said:

I just figured out how America can solve its labor and obesity problems at the same time.

Deport the fat people and let the hard working in.  

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

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He needs quinine to cure prostate cancer, Ivermectin is the snake-oil cure for covid!  Has he considered also increasing his pH levels, cancer thrives in low pH environments,  I have these supplements and specially balanced water that will help, at only $19.99 per gallon. I heard from others that 1 gallon per day for 180 days is enough.  

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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
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It is not unusual for weeks to pass before FEMA approves a declaration. President Donald Trump has pointed to these waits as a reason he is considering dismantling the agency, calling FEMA “very bureaucratic” and “very slow.”

Yeah, that's game plan.  Crippled the agencies, drive up dissatisfaction with them, dismantle them completely, replacing the bureaucracy with a King handing out money to the governors who bend the knee.  A competent dictatorship can be fast and even efficient.  But the "competent" part of that isn't a system, it's luck.  Luck that we will not have. 

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Yeah, that's game plan.  Crippled the agencies, drive up dissatisfaction with them, dismantle them completely, replacing the bureaucracy with a King handing out money to the governors who bend the knee.  A competent dictatorship can be fast and even efficient.  But the "competent" part of that isn't a system, it's luck.  Luck that we will not have. 

Katrina helped expose the Bush administration, before the maturity of social media and sophisticated active measures campaigns from nefarious entities that distract and deflect accountability.
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Just now, Eskimohorn said:


Katrina helped expose the Bush administration, before the maturity of social media and sophisticated active measures campaigns from nefarious entities that distract and deflect accountability.

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1 hour ago, Tuco said:

Yeah, that's game plan.  Crippled the agencies, drive up dissatisfaction with them, dismantle them completely, replacing the bureaucracy with a King handing out money to the governors who bend the knee.  A competent dictatorship can be fast and even efficient.  But the "competent" part of that isn't a system, it's luck.  Luck that we will not have. 

 

Thing is, Arkansas has had a fair share of disasters in the past 2 months, and I'm not sure exactly what more Huckabeef needs to do to secure FEMA funding for her state, other than maybe give Trump a sloppy bj on tv.

I'm not defending her in the least, but she's as MAGA as they come and it hasn't been enough.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Thing is, Arkansas has had a fair share of disasters in the past 2 months, and I'm not sure exactly what more Huckabeef needs to do to secure FEMA funding for her state, other than maybe give Trump a sloppy bj on tv.

I'm not defending her in the least, but she's as MAGA as they come and it hasn't been enough.

 

 

The thing more she needs to do is somehow become physically attractive, then Trump will give funds. 

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18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Thing is, Arkansas has had a fair share of disasters in the past 2 months, and I'm not sure exactly what more Huckabeef needs to do to secure FEMA funding for her state, other than maybe give Trump a sloppy bj on tv.

I'm not defending her in the least, but she's as MAGA as they come and it hasn't been enough.

 

 

Well, he's not King yet.  Right now he can only gum up the system, not replace it.  He gums it up enough and people will believe it needs to be replaced.  Arkansas and Missouri are filled with enough cultists who will believe him as he says it's FEMA's fault.  Huckabeef certainly won't blame Trump.  And once the system is replaced* with a single decision maker, that decision maker has all the power.  It's the same thing with Tariffs.  Sure, he may fuck up the economy, but since Congress has ceded him the ability to either save or ruin companies, he can use that to demand loyalty.  Same thing with deportations.  When the President, or the Dept of State, can decide to cancel a visa, they can punish someone who says something they don't agree with.  Trump is demonstrating what happens when a system is placed with a person.  

 

Note: it doesn't actually need to "replaced," just "reformed" in a way that makes it more "efficient." That includes which states/counties get funds.  It could also include which contractors get the work, which would be a graft machine.  

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3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Thing is, Arkansas has had a fair share of disasters in the past 2 months, and I'm not sure exactly what more Huckabeef needs to do to secure FEMA funding for her state, other than maybe give Trump a sloppy bj on tv.

I'm not defending her in the least, but she's as MAGA as they come and it hasn't been enough.

 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Hey Josh, I'm gonna need you to find your biggest, longest bootstraps...

And pull 'em right up into your butthole! Hahahahha

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Hawley doesn't give a shit if his constituents receive any aid or not, no skin off his back. He just wants to be able to say "hey I tried".

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45 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I just hope I live my life in a way such that when I get the news that I'm at death's door, I won't need to recant most of my prior opinions.

Your opinion on female body hair is waiting for you....you'll recant.

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Libertarians everywhere are finding out every single day except they will never admit it because Libertarianism is a personality disorder and not a political philosophy. 
 

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The thing more she needs to do is somehow become physically attractive, then Trump will give funds. 

Probably a good start here…

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17 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Hawley doesn't give a shit if his constituents receive any aid or not, no skin off his back. He just wants to be able to say "hey I tried".

Hawley is one of those weird Republicans who seem to care about a few things. Like 90% of the time he is an insane right wing nutjob and then 10% of the time he is teaming up with Bernie Sanders to advance some social program.

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38 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hawley is one of those weird Republicans who seem to care about a few things. Like 90% of the time he is an insane right wing nutjob and then 10% of the time he is teaming up with Bernie Sanders to advance some social program.

He cares about:

 

1.  Making a shit ton of money

2.  Getting re-elected. 

 

That's it.

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5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

He cares about:

 

1.  Making a shit ton of money

2.  Getting re-elected. 

 

That's it.

Ok well he has unexpected priorities sometimes in achieving those things. 

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ok well he has unexpected priorities sometimes in achieving those things. 

I have unexpected priotiies when taking a shit too.  

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Hawley is one of those weird Republicans who seem to care about a few things. Like 90% of the time he is an insane right wing nutjob and then 10% of the time he is teaming up with Bernie Sanders to advance some social program.

Seconded. I've been involved with some legal issues that are most assuredly individual vs. corporations, and he took the real people side along with us and was overtly against corporate bad acts.  It was a strange feeling.  

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

You really need to click through all the screenshots.

 

 

 

 

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