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    Fuck these yokel motherfuckers back to their animal husbands. I went to the last Texas-Aggy game after telling my in-laws to kiss my ass and back their shit up by coming to Collie Station with me or s

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3 hours ago, Roofle said:

Sad to see this thunderdouche wearing our colors.

 

3 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah, fuck that POS.

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Oh cmon. There's too much Kurt but it's worth the watch. 

Even Manny Acho is likeable in his appearances.

You misspelled ‘tolerable’….

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Interesting stat for this game 

Texas offense #3 in YAC (almost 2k)

A&M defense #114 in YAC allowed (almost 1400) 

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41 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

This is really the best they could do?

Were Jake and Logan Paul booked already?

42 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

Couldn't get this dude?

 

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2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Couldn't get this dude?

 

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I thought Campbell might do it since Detroit plays tomorrow and given the gravitas but he appears to have unfucked his head in the time away from the cult.

42 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

What is dude perfect?

Some shitty country act maybe?  

 

43 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

What is dude perfect?

Dude Perfect (DP) is an American sports and comedy group and YouTube channel headquartered in Frisco, Texas.[5] The group consists of Tyler "The Beard" Toney, "The Twins" Cory and Coby Cotton, Garrett "The Purple Hoser" Hilbert, and Cody "The Tall Guy" Jones, all of whom are former college roommates at Texas A&M University. In addition to their main YouTube channel, they have launched additional channels such as Dude Perfect Plus, Dude Perfect Gaming, and Dude Perfect en Español. Collectively, these extra YouTube channels have amassed an additional 1.95 million subscribers and garnered more than 134 million views in total.[6][7][8]

 

so, every one of these guys has seen the buttholes of the rest of them. 

It’s a YouTube channel that was relevant like 10 years ago.  They made all the trick basketball shots off of buildings or whatever

Dude Perfect is the Power Team for the new millennium.

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18 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Dude Perfect (DP) is an American sports and comedy group and YouTube channel headquartered in Frisco, Texas.[5] The group consists of Tyler "The Beard" Toney, "The Twins" Cory and Coby Cotton, Garrett "The Purple Hoser" Hilbert, and Cody "The Tall Guy" Jones, all of whom are former college roommates at Texas A&M University. In addition to their main YouTube channel, they have launched additional channels such as Dude Perfect Plus, Dude Perfect Gaming, and Dude Perfect en Español. Collectively, these extra YouTube channels have amassed an additional 1.95 million subscribers and garnered more than 134 million views in total.[6][7][8]

 

so, every one of these guys has seen the buttholes of the rest of them. 

Tyler,  Garrett, Cory, Coby, and Cody? Perfect indeed. 

18 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

It’s a YouTube channel that was relevant like 10 years ago.  They made all the trick basketball shots off of buildings or whatever

Yeah I don't dislike them or anything they seem fine but they are some fucking D-list "celebs". 

Guess all of the NFL aggys are busy.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah the idea was fine but sorry, I can't say a video was well-made when they used Kirk Bohls to be the Longhorn expert.

It’s kinda funny because he’s such a bitch and called us tea sippers then had to talk about how badass we are

30 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Dude Perfect (DP) is an American sports and comedy group and YouTube channel headquartered in Frisco, Texas.[5] The group consists of Tyler "The Beard" Toney, "The Twins" Cory and Coby Cotton, Garrett "The Purple Hoser" Hilbert, and Cody "The Tall Guy" Jones, all of whom are former college roommates at Texas A&M University. In addition to their main YouTube channel, they have launched additional channels such as Dude Perfect Plus, Dude Perfect Gaming, and Dude Perfect en Español. Collectively, these extra YouTube channels have amassed an additional 1.95 million subscribers and garnered more than 134 million views in total.[6][7][8]

 

so, every one of these guys has seen the buttholes of the rest of them. 


these dude bros are supposed to be like nice kid friendly version of jackass where they throw a football through a basketball goal from really far away or something. 
 

what they really are is a lame ass product:

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Highmount Capital, a private investment firm. Highmount Capital invested more than $100 million in Dude Perfect in 2024, marking the group’s first raise and a significant milestone in its growth.

As part of the investment, Highmount Capital plans to be a long-term financial partner with Dude Perfect, supporting the group’s expansion beyond online content. Dude Perfect’s founders will continue to lead the company, with plans to hire a CEO and grow their team of about 25 people.

The investment will be used to build a management team, expand globally, and explore new opportunities such as live events, consumer products, and a streaming platform. Dude Perfect’s founders aim to create more live experiences and consumer products for families to enjoy, and Highmount Capital sees significant potential for growth in the creator economy.
 

 

Dude Perfect ia "media juggernaut at the intersection of sports and comedy" whose videos draw billions of views, Highmount Capital CEO Jason Illian said in a post

 


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it’s just cringy YouTube addicted 12 year old shit

 

1 minute ago, Zeus said:


these dude bros are supposed to be like nice kid friendly version of jackass where they throw a football through a basketball goal from really far away or something. 
 

what they really are is a lame ass product:

 


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it’s just cringy YouTube addicted 12 year old shit

 

Bold move to invest $100mm in a YouTube channel whose peak viewership was 7-10 years ago.

On 11/26/2024 at 2:56 PM, South Austin said:

Sark is reportedly installing a herp derp package for Arch Manning.

JD Pickell actually thinks Sark should give Arch some PT 

 

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LMAO at some people getting upset over Rogan wearing a shirt. Buncha pansies

8 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

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They should just go ahead and add Marcel Reed and Amari Daniels since they'll both be carted off, anyway. 

23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Listing Owens as questionable is just intellectually dishonest. But hey, that’s never stopped them before. 

1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Dude Perfect is the Power Team for the new millennium.

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I saw these weirdos multiple times as a kid. Shudder. 

31 minutes ago, Zeus said:


it’s just cringy YouTube addicted 12 year old shit

 

 

Of course it is.

Also of course:  cringy YouTube addicted 12 year old shit prints money 

48 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

Bold move to invest $100mm in a YouTube channel whose peak viewership was 7-10 years ago.

100 millimeters is not very much. 

20 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

100 millimeters is not very much. 

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1 hour ago, Horndog said:

Tyler,  Garrett, Cory, Coby, and Cody? Perfect indeed. 

No Hunter? I smell a boycott ...

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

Understand Captain America GIF

1 hour ago, Zeus said:


these dude bros are supposed to be like nice kid friendly version of jackass where they throw a football through a basketball goal from really far away or something. 
 

what they really are is a lame ass product:

 


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it’s just cringy YouTube addicted 12 year old shit

 

It’s just cringy YouTube addicted 12 year old shit?

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9 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Libtards getting they’re panties in a wad is always hilarious! Take the loss and move the fuck on, you’ll have another chance to socialize the country in 4 years.

No CR

 

The irony of this post in the A&M thread will never get old. You're aggy and don't realize it. 

5 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Libtards getting they’re panties in a wad is always hilarious! Take the loss and move the fuck on, you’ll have another chance to socialize the country in 4 years.

No CR

*Their.

No CR? Yeah ok. My take on Rogan has been the same for years, no matter who I've voted for, and I've voted on both sides of the aisle very recently.  So, actually no CR. Sorry not sorry we pissed off the Rogan fanbros lol.

Dude Perfect is alter boy Jackass. Half of the fun of watching Steve-O and Knoxville getting the shit kicked out of them was knowing they were absolutely gacked out of their minds and probably couldn’t feel shit. 

7 hours ago, Roofle said:

Sad to see this thunderdouche wearing our colors.

Least he could do when he moved to our town.

Anyway got to keep the Republicans onside. They appoint our BoR after all.

If sark was ever gonna finally live up to all gas no brakes. It’s this fucking weekend please 

Thats how fucking lame College station/tamu is

 

there aint shit to do at all so a group of guys practiced trick shots for years and years while in college to pass the time

 

congrats on them monetizing it, i guess?

37 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Libtards getting they’re panties in a wad is always hilarious! Take the loss and move the fuck on, you’ll have another chance to socialize the country in 4 years.

No CR

 

This is like the bat signal to those pussies in CR. So thanks for calling them here. Sigh 

Bold move to invest $100mm in a YouTube channel whose peak viewership was 7-10 years ago.

If you look at the SM stats, they are doing just fine. And that’s not shows and merch.
Libtards getting they’re panties in a wad is always hilarious! Take the loss and move the fuck on, you’ll have another chance to socialize the country in 4 years.
No CR
 

Sorry I don’t like your lil podcast dude, fanboi. Learn to spell.

Stop aggying up the aggy thread.
10 hours ago, Drew said:

"And I woke up kind of sad...but then I cheered right up.  Cause I know we'll be aggy by WAY more than that!"

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??we'll be aggy?? Aw hell no, you need to edit that, it would give the whole world nightmares. 

I don’t know if Sark will play Blue much in this game but he could be the X factor if he can hold on to the damn ball. His speed is a problem and opens things up for us offensively.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I don’t know if Sark will play Blue much in this game but he could be the X factor if he can hold on to the damn ball. His speed is a problem and opens things up for us offensively.

 

he needs more carries. run early and often, work in med range passes 

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