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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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13 minutes ago, Parliament said:

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Call Erika Thompson, Austin, Tx.

 

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40 minutes ago, nnm said:

Call Erika Thompson, Austin, Tx.

 

Would pollinate.

Her buttocks is hexagonally beautiful.  

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As a beekeeper, I gotta say, I'm jealous. That was an awesome find, and I don't work bees nearly as smoothly as she does, and I sure as hell wish I did.

17 hours ago, nnm said:

Call Erika Thompson, Austin, Tx.

 

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23 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 


 

 

 

 

Talk about your panty droppers. 

8 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 


 

 

 

 

His Asian parents must be dying inside. All those music lessons and he’s playing the Mario theme song instead of Paganini…

16 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


Would not pull my stinger out. 

 

On 6/24/2021 at 10:12 PM, brakeman said:

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Damn.  That is some third world shit right there.

Somebody's goin' to jail.

 

19 hours ago, Blotto said:

Talk about your panty droppers. 

no shit. dude needs to save some pussy for the rest of us.

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24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

"The doctor says you're gonna die"

On 6/29/2021 at 12:14 AM, mchookem said:

that's fucking amazing!

I'm dyslexic so I see amazing fucking!

On 6/30/2021 at 4:15 AM, Superhero said:

His Asian parents must be dying inside. All those music lessons and he’s playing the Mario theme song instead of Paganini…

User avatar checks out.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Oscar fish ftw

I was 1/2 expecting Oscar to take the whole head for that cat.

40 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I was 1/2 expecting Oscar to take the whole head for that cat.

If he had pulled it in the water, it would have been over quickly. Oscar are close kin to Piranha. We had a 250 gal aquarium of them as mascots in boot camp (Oscar Co). Feeding them was an event. We used minnows. Sometimes they would frenzy attack, but sometimes they would be sneaky bastards and let the minnow think it had escaped hiding behind something. They would creep up dead slow then WHAMMY!

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

If he had pulled it in the water, it would have been over quickly. Oscar are close kin to Piranha. We had a 250 gal aquarium of them as mascots in boot camp (Oscar Co). Feeding them was an event. We used minnows. Sometimes they would frenzy attack, but sometimes they would be sneaky bastards and let the minnow think it had escaped hiding behind something. They would creep up dead slow then WHAMMY!

I had a roommate in college who had Oscars and Pacu (closer piranha cousin, with a jaw and teeth) in our apartment aquarium. There was a separate small tank with goldfish. At parties, he’d get the bidding up to 20-30 dollars if he’d swallow a goldfish. Good way to get some extra beer money. 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

first you make a roux...

Yep.  Get one of those firefighting planes to dump a load of Chachere’s, and that’s good eating. 

Yeah, did parasailing at Daytona Beach years ago and they pulled that shit on me also.  

9 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Welp. Never going to parasail behind a boat ever again 

 

reason #23

Drop it out, walk on up to the door. No big thing. 

20 minutes ago, nnm said:

Drop it out, walk on up to the door. No big thing. 

Holy shit, indeed. That lady must have some supreme pain tolerance. Reinforces something I've thought for a long time--men aren't man enough to bear children.

2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Holy shit, indeed. That lady must have some supreme pain tolerance. Reinforces something I've thought for a long time--men aren't man enough to bear children.

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