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4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's it. I'm never leaving the land.

 

I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)

 

On 7/8/2021 at 10:18 AM, crash_davis said:

 

After reading that title I thought for sure I was going to see pancakes.

On 7/8/2021 at 10:08 PM, futureman said:

orcas are harmless. dumb. 

I have no intention of being the first. 

5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I have no intention of being the first. 

you’d be in more danger at your local dog park. relax. 

17 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)

 

immovable  fragile object...meets an unstoppable force

I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)
 

Maybe she is just really into facials! Now, I really really wonder how her ass takes the length?

Could be in the lol thread, but given the material involved in the explosion, I thought this thread was more appropriate. 

 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Could be in the lol thread, but given the material involved in the explosion, I thought this thread was more appropriate. 

 

Yeah.  So?

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

The Cloak Room is that way -->

Not sure I get it. Sorry. 

40 minutes ago, nnm said:

Not sure I get it. Sorry. 

I think it has something to do with getting sprayed with 50 gallons of feces. 

On 7/8/2021 at 6:54 PM, crash_davis said:

save some bitches for us, dude.

 

That's one hella large iced tea.

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think it has something to do with getting sprayed with 50 gallons of feces. 

Coming from an elephant. 

18 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

How much do you trust the welder that affixed those grates?

On 7/10/2021 at 7:30 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Kevin will take on all 3, as long as they fight him one at a time, kung-fu style.

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Stretch Armstrong at 0:07 made the video that much more awesome. 

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Stretch Armstrong at 0:07 made the video that much more awesome. 

Stretch Armstrong rarely survived the "I wonder what is in this thing. Better get a knife to find out" stage.

Our Stretch Armstrong didn't survive long but our Stretch Monster lasted quite a while. 

 

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1 hour ago, smuggs said:

Our Stretch Armstrong didn't survive long but our Stretch Monster lasted quite a while. 

 

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Me and the old lady are gonna try that swamp squeeze maneuver real soon

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Me and the old lady are gonna try that swamp squeeze maneuver real soon

Better have paramedics on call

So many awesome little things about that Evil Knievel jump video.  My favorite is now how he positioned the camera at that time of day.  When Knievel finishes the ramp and is in his mid-air coast, watch the shadow of his cape on the driveway.  It perfectly flaps back and forth from right overhead.  It's just too perfect.  Pos rep.

Reminds me of my Evel Knievel reenactment I performed on Vine Street circa 1972. Had a sweet Lemon Peeler, a hunk of plywood and a shitload of bricks. Made the ramp 6 or 7 bricks high. I forget where we stopped because we thought they would fail. I have a good 50yd run up, everything is go and I hit the ramp at full speed. As soon as I leave the ramp I lean way back to do a flying wheelie. My calculations were slightly wrong. I over rotated and my ass became the first point to touch down on the concrete curb. If you've never broken your coccyx, I do not recommend it.

On 7/10/2021 at 8:11 AM, futureman said:

you’d be in more danger at your local dog park. relax. 

Former and dead SeaWorld trainers say hold my beer

11 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Former and dead SeaWorld trainers say hold my beer

yeah they don’t like captivity. there’s never been an orca attack on a human in the wild. ever. they are smarter than most people and want to be friends with us. 

14 minutes ago, futureman said:

there’s never been an orca attack on a human in the wild. ever

I'd like to keep it that way.

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'd like to keep it that way.

if I ever see an orca in the water I am swimming out to him to say hello and catch a ride on his dorsal fin. 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Reminds me of my Evel Knievel reenactment I performed on Vine Street circa 1972. Had a sweet Lemon Peeler, a hunk of plywood and a shitload of bricks. Made the ramp 6 or 7 bricks high. I forget where we stopped because we thought they would fail. I have a good 50yd run up, everything is go and I hit the ramp at full speed. As soon as I leave the ramp I lean way back to do a flying wheelie. My calculations were slightly wrong. I over rotated and my ass became the first point to touch down on the concrete curb. If you've never broken your coccyx, I do not recommend it.

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

Reminds me of my Evel Knievel reenactment I performed on Vine Street circa 1972. Had a sweet Lemon Peeler, a hunk of plywood and a shitload of bricks. Made the ramp 6 or 7 bricks high. I forget where we stopped because we thought they would fail. I have a good 50yd run up, everything is go and I hit the ramp at full speed. As soon as I leave the ramp I lean way back to do a flying wheelie. My calculations were slightly wrong. I over rotated and my ass became the first point to touch down on the concrete curb. If you've never broken your coccyx, I do not recommend it.

Yeah, I had many, many bike ramp experiments go bad. We were recently going through family photos, and in the majority of them I’m sporting scrapes on my face, casts, bandages, or other indicia of injury. No idea how I survived to relative maturity. 

if I ever see an orca in the water I am swimming out to him to say hello and catch a ride on his dorsal fin. 


Where else would you expect to see an Orca?
On 7/10/2021 at 6:23 AM, Wally Fairway said:

I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)

 

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I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)
 

On 7/10/2021 at 7:30 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Damn, those are some big ass kitties.

On 7/13/2021 at 2:00 AM, MissingInAction said:

 

 

I was at this.  One of my earliest memories.  They had a demolition derby beforehand which was maybe even more awesome.

 

14 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 


Where else would you expect to see an Orca?

 

San Antonio?

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