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8 minutes ago, Modessit said:
36 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:
I wish this thread haven't turned into shit I don't want to see

The new Bobs don't police the thread the way the old Bobs did. Whatever happened to the "That's Just Wrong" thread? Some of these belong there instead.

 

To say the fucking least. 

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19 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

We might need a couch burning and cousin humping thread. We could title it Ohio vs Florida.

For the record, I'm givin' SB a pass, cause the dog survived, pretty pissed off, but alive. 

 

Yeah, I didn't watch it at first.  After I saw the part about the dog surviving, I gave it a go.  I did like the little white one nipping at the snek.

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On 6/26/2018 at 11:14 AM, clapclapclap said:

 

Update:  Not Latarian.

Cops: Woman Drove 19 Miles With Ex On Hood Floridian, 24, faces negligence rap for Interstate 95 vehicular antics

JUNE 28--A woman who drove nearly 20 miles with her ex-boyfriend clinging to the hood of her speeding car has been arrested on a negligence charge in connection with her vehicular antics on a Florida interstate.

Patresha Isidore, 24, was collared for exposing Junior Francis, 22, to “risk of injury or death.” Isidore, seen at right, bonded out of custody on the misdemeanor charge.

According to a complaint affidavit, Isidore and Francis had a dispute Sunday evening as Isidore began to depart a Lauderhill residence in a 2010 Mercedes registered to both parties. In an attempt to keep Isidore from leaving, Francis climbed onto the auto’s hood.

Undeterred by the man atop her Mercedes, Isidore began driving on local roads that led her to Interstate 95, where she pulled into “the express lane at speed consistent with other traffic.”

As seen above, a fellow motorist recorded Francis holding on for his life as the Mercedes approached 70 mph. [NOTE: The video’s language is NSFW.]

Francis’s terrifying ride ended when Isidore pulled up to an intersection, where they were subsequently contacted by Broward County Sheriff’s Office deputies.

Isidore, investigators allege, had “multiple opportunities” to stop the car and call 911, but instead “willfully put the victim in danger by driving the vehicle for a distance of approximately nineteen miles.”

Francis, who told cops that he has a five-year-old daughter with Isidore, did not want to prosecute his ex and refused to provide a sworn recorded statement.

As he held on to the car with one hand, Francis, seen at left, placed a 911 call, telling a police operator that Isidore was “swerving the car and I'm on top of the car. I really need help.”

 

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16 yr old Big D would have been the King of that war. Holy shit that looked like a blast and it’s all good fun til someone gets hurt. We had awesome wars growing up, Hell my younger brother got a third degree burn on his ass one year when a errant jumping jack flew up his swimsuit and melted the netting to his ass. Our attempt to render aid was to use the water hose on it so he wouldn’t run to Mom. Didn’t work. Hell of a battle scar.
That put an end to our wars.

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6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, we used to have massive neighborhood roman candle battles every 4th.  Dozens of kids (and a few dads) running around like wild men.  Did it for years and not one special little kid lost an eye or had any serious injuries.....good times.

Sounds like y’all couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat...

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Update:  Not Latarian.
Cops: Woman Drove 19 Miles With Ex On Hood Floridian, 24, faces negligence rap for Interstate 95 vehicular antics
JUNE 28--A woman who drove nearly 20 miles with her ex-boyfriend clinging to the hood of her speeding car has been arrested on a negligence charge in connection with her vehicular antics on a Florida interstate.
Patresha Isidore, 24, was collared for exposing Junior Francis, 22, to “risk of injury or death.” Isidore, seen at right, bonded out of custody on the misdemeanor charge.
According to a complaint affidavit, Isidore and Francis had a dispute Sunday evening as Isidore began to depart a Lauderhill residence in a 2010 Mercedes registered to both parties. In an attempt to keep Isidore from leaving, Francis climbed onto the auto’s hood.
Undeterred by the man atop her Mercedes, Isidore began driving on local roads that led her to Interstate 95, where she pulled into “the express lane at speed consistent with other traffic.”
As seen above, a fellow motorist recorded Francis holding on for his life as the Mercedes approached 70 mph. [NOTE: The video’s language is NSFW.]
Francis’s terrifying ride ended when Isidore pulled up to an intersection, where they were subsequently contacted by Broward County Sheriff’s Office deputies.
Isidore, investigators allege, had “multiple opportunities” to stop the car and call 911, but instead “willfully put the victim in danger by driving the vehicle for a distance of approximately nineteen miles.”
Francis, who told cops that he has a five-year-old daughter with Isidore, did not want to prosecute his ex and refused to provide a sworn recorded statement.
As he held on to the car with one hand, Francis, seen at left, placed a 911 call, telling a police operator that Isidore was “swerving the car and I'm on top of the car. I really need help.”
 
No pussy is worth that.

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19 miles on the hood now qualifies as just "vehicular antics" in Florida?  

That state really has come a long way for our Republic.  

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Terry was pretty chill throughout.

My worst injury came when I thought I could blow the dirt stuck in the barrel of my homemade bottle rocket rifle (read: bent piece of aluminum pipe) using a . . . bottle rocket.  I'm still not sure of all the physics involved, but I'm pretty confident "pressure" was a big part of it, because that thing split in half and kicked back with a wallop, leaving me with a nice head wound.

I don't recall anyone getting hurt too bad from a bottle rocket or Roman candle.  One kid did take a perfectly time phosphor-whatever-itic Roman candle shot to his gut and his t-shirt caught fire, but he stopped dropped and rolled it out.  He was done for the day.

After a few gross of bottle rockets going off at or near your head you did start to get some idea of what combat fatigue might be like.  Glory days.

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