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9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

“I was inside the store, but then I hear on the radio like, ‘shots fired,’ so then they just told us ‘active shooter’ … So we just ran outside. We told guests to get out,” said Target employee Freyen Sagastume. “I thought that this only happened like in the news and stuff,

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See, that's why I stay out of the news.  Bad stuff is always happening to people in the news, so my advice is: stay outta the news!

Thanks for coming to my retarTED talk.

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36 minutes ago, ztejas said:

“I was inside the store, but then I hear on the radio like, ‘shots fired,’ so then they just told us ‘active shooter’ … So we just ran outside. We told guests to get out,” said Target employee Freyen Sagastume. “I thought that this only happened like in the news and stuff,

Nick Young Viral Moments GIF

Never grows old…

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Posted
1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

Did no one tell him he couldn't park there?

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To be fair, that pic could just be put in the "typical Austin driver, probably made a turn from the middle lane" file, and nobody would blink.

Posted
1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

Did no one tell him he couldn't park there?

I'm trying to figure out how he even pulled that off.  Maybe he got the speed wobbles and did a big left/right swing off the road?  There's not a lot of room.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm trying to figure out how he even pulled that off.  Maybe he got the speed wobbles and did a big left/right swing off the road?  There's not a lot of room.

I drove by there this morning.  The ground between that lot and the access road has a decent slope.  And, he hit the front end of a small car to the left of that picture, out of frame.  I think he went right, off the road, at a pretty good clip.  Hit the small car, which functioned as a ramp, launching him airborne and landing a couple cars down.  Some real Dukes of Hazzard shit.

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Posted
4 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Did no one tell him he couldn't park there?

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You and I must be the only ones with teenage sons.  I got that reference.

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Posted

Kill this bastard now. Fuck the mentally ill excuse. He's a piece of shit who doesn't belong in a civilized society. 

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/victims-identified-in-north-austin-target-shooting-ohlen-road-research/269-2ee06b0e-82af-4834-aa0e-9354c22cf410

When officers arrived, they found Martinez Machuca in the parking lot. He was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 3:01 p.m. Officers also located Chow, his wife and their 4-year-old granddaughter. Both Chow and his granddaughter were pronounced dead at the scene, at 2:39 p.m. and 2:50 p.m., respectively, while Chow's wife sustained minor injuries.

APD said its investigation has revealed that Nieneker "randomly attacked" Martinez Machuca, a Target employee, in the parking lot, shooting and killing him as he was collecting shopping carts. Nieneker then ran to a black Jeep Cherokee and began firing as the Jeep tried to avoid the gunfire.

Police say Nieneker then ran up to a gray Toyota 4-Runner, where he shot Chow as he sat in the driver seat, before firing into the backseat and striking the 4-year-old. Chow's wife carried their granddaughter from the car, and Nieneker allegedly pushed her from the vehicle before driving the Toyota out of the parking lot at a high rate of speed.

At around 2:20 p.m., police say Nieneker found a water truck parked along the 7800 block of Mopac. He opened the driver's door and "repeatedly assaulted" the driver before pushing him out of the truck. Police say Nieneker then tried to put the truck into drive but couldn't, so he jumped out and chased a man with a pistol in his hand before running back to the Toyota 4-Runner and driving off.

Roughly five minutes later, APD received a call of a multi-vehicle crash after the 4-Runner crashed into a Volkswagen and landed on top of an Infiniti SUV. Nieneker allegedly got out of the Toyota, went over to the Volkswagen, opened the door and "repeatedly assaulted" the driver. He then pushed her out of the Volkswagen and drove off.

APD said at 2:34 p.m., a suspect matching Nieneker's description got out of the Volkswagen and went up to a Waymo, attempting to break into it. He was unsuccessful, and police say he got back in the Volkswagen and drove off.

Three minutes later, a person who said they knew Nieneker through Bible study told police that Nieneker had threw a brick through his residence on La Casa Drive in South Austin.

Just before 3 p.m., APD received a call of a naked man walking through a backyard in the same area as the acquaintance's home. Police said Nieneker was seen running into a portable toilet before leaving on foot.  

Officers found Nieneker walking naked on Montclaire Street. Officers issued commands and when Nieneker didn't comply, he was Tased and taken into custody at 3:06 p.m.

Officers checked the area and found that the matching suspect clothing previously captured on surveillance video was found inside the portable toilet.

Police said Nieneker "conducted these violent offenses," including the deadly shootings and destruction of multiple vehicles, in the span of less than an hour.

At a press conference on Tuesday afternoon, police said that Nieneker "said that he was Jesus" and confirmed that Nieneker was found by police naked and holding a Bible.

His clothing was found in a nearby portable toilet, according to APD. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

At a press conference on Tuesday afternoon, police said that Nieneker "said that he was Jesus" and confirmed that Nieneker was found by police naked and holding a Bible.

They should put him on a cross and if he zombies himself back 3 days later it would be a good first impression for the jury. 

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Posted

I think what's really, super-duper important, is that we have made sure that an obviously batshit crazy mofo with a rap sheet a mile long can obtain a firearm as easily as obtaining a quarter pounder with cheese.  That seems like a great policy choice we've made.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Fuck this family.

 

https://www.kut.org/austin/2025-08-12/target-store-shooting-austin-texas-ethan-nieneker-criminal-history-background

The suspect used a handgun that he got through his family, Sexton said. Generally, people convicted of domestic violence cannot legally possess firearms under federal law. It was unclear whether any family member will face charges.

so the whole family is retarded 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Fuck this family.

 

https://www.kut.org/austin/2025-08-12/target-store-shooting-austin-texas-ethan-nieneker-criminal-history-background

The suspect used a handgun that he got through his family, Sexton said. Generally, people convicted of domestic violence cannot legally possess firearms under federal law. It was unclear whether any family member will face charges.

And that's fantastic as well.  Super.  Well-done.

Give a psycho, who is not allowed to possess a firearm, a firearm?  You should be charged with whatever crimes he committed.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

And that's fantastic as well.  Super.  Well-done.

Give a psycho, who is not allowed to possess a firearm, a firearm?  You should be charged with whatever crimes he committed.  

The guns are already out there so this is the only feasible way to discourage dumbasses from giving crazy people guns. It won’t work either but at least the dumbasses will be in jail where they’re less likely to contribute to the random murdering of multiple innocent people. 

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