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4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why?

I was curious as to why my community was filled with christo-fascist lunatics. 

Turns out many of these churches put their shit on YouTube which was convenient.

I’ve also been reading a lot of Max Weber, analyzing Calvinist predestination, prosperity gospel, and dominionism influences in my local religious institutions. I still do not fully understand the death cult of money and power. 

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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Lanis also killed the family dog,

That motherfucker! 

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Self-flaggelation?

So Imperial British rule always comes back to flags, amitire?  

"Do you have a self-FLAGgelation?"  

"Well then I declare this country ours."

"You can't do that, we live here!"  

14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So Imperial British rule always comes back to flags, amitire?  

"Do you have a self-FLAGgelation?"  

"Well then I declare this country ours."

"You can't do that, we live here!"  

Fine young Indian girl to Chris Columbus: “You better discover your ass away from here.” 

-Flip Wilson

pos rep.  Good callback.  But of course, Flip Wilson's Geraldine is cancel culture now.  Or is it CRT?  Or is it 1st amendment protected?  Or is it anti-white nationalist values?  Dammit!!!!  I had something for this.

 

Hopefully you won’t have shit when you are put in prison Ladybug…

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Lanis also killed the family dog,

That motherfucker! 

 

 

the dog got multiple shots too, deranged mother fucker 

I didn’t get an apple news update- when is the second coming of Jesus?

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like they’re really going for it. 
 

Lord ha’ mercy 

 

29 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like they’re really going for it. 
 

 

I mean goddamn.....what kind of twilight zone episode have I found myself residing in these days. 

I didn’t get an apple news update- when is the second coming of Jesus?

2 weeks

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like they’re really going for it. 
 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I didn’t get an apple news update- when is the second coming of Jesus?

You didn’t get the memo?  It was this past weekend… 

13 hours ago, immamac said:

I mean I'm fine doing it all day and setting up a fucking photo op thing with the hashtag. You guys think they dress that way not to be seen?

It's not fucking hard to get pics like this. 

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7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I didn’t get an apple news update- when is the second coming of Jesus?

I think you misunderstand.  “Jesus” is her gardener and he is multiorgasmic.   She just finds it cool that she gets to have a role in that.

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Dalton Clodfelter?  

William Faulkner couldn't have come up with a more white trash name if he had tried.

16 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

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Ladybugs was in the military?
 

also, the kids are alright

18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Ladybugs was in the military?

Yup.  Air Force JAG.

And with him goes the chance that dozens of rape victims at Baylor ever see justice prevail because of how much shit he retained in his head rather than commit to paper/digital.  I hope he's gang-raped in hell every single minute of eternity.  Nevermind what he did to vilify same sex marriages, and everything else beyond the pale.  I hope his wife, Alice Mendell, gets shamed beyond remorse and does the honorable thing with a bottle of pills.  she enabled a lot of this.  I don't know anything about his three children, but they seem like cunts.  The son is here in Texas (works in Dallas).  

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Back to back on my feed. I wonder who sends the days talking points?

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

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Back to back on my feed. I wonder who sends the days talking points?

This stuff is actually planned out in great detail.

There are lots of analytics people who are are doing polls, watching social media, etc., and they work with various GOP organizations/staffmembers on what current talking points aren't working, what they think will work in the future, and they, in a very coordinated fashion, then circulate the latest and greatest talking points out through social media (using lots of bots), through Fox News, etc. and eventually the politicians push them out on their social media or mention it in talks with journalists.

I'm not kidding when I say they have lists of talking points that won't be mentioned for a few weeks.  I've mentioned that I have a friend at an analytics company (he was not working on this particular aspect), and they watch a lot of social media stuff, etc., and for a while he was sending me stuff that Fox News and Republican politicians would be mentioning a week or two or three before they did.  Like "in two weeks, they will be talking about Biden doing this very specific thing"

McCarthy and Gym are not coming up with this at all - it's just some staffer posting what they were emailed by the data people.

When you see them dip back into the well for things like Hunter's laptop or Hillary or whatever, that means they've had a misfire in their current campaign, or in the next one, and need to fill in the space with something until their next big talking points are ready to be deployed.

I did some consulting work for an Austin company before they pivoted to the dark side. They started doing data farming and feeding Cambridge Analytitica. They went public with their Russian investors and the price spiked at $500 a share for a few data. Now it’s at $1.50. The Russians got everything they wanted.

I normally stay off twitter.  And stuff like this is why.  So damn depressing.

Thought I'd have fun searching for memes/humor about the pillow dude since it was the #1 trending topic.  I've hopefully learned my lesson.

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I normally stay off twitter.  And stuff like this is why.  So damn depressing.

Thought I'd have fun searching for memes/humor about the pillow dude since it was the #1 trending topic.  I've hopefully learned my lesson.

 

 

 

 

 

180 degrees from reality my friend.  180 degrees.  It's been a hell of a ride.

On 9/13/2022 at 11:46 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

We need a leopards eating faces reaction for this one.

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Pumpjack Queen endorses Dem

 

I’m an idiot, he’s just a conservative bitcoin troll looking to spoil. Luke Warford is the Dem.

29 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I’m an idiot, he’s just a conservative bitcoin troll looking to spoil. Luke Warford is the Dem.

Probably has the same effect if he takes a few votes away from Fuck face Wayne. 

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

he’s just a conservative bitcoin troll

This might be might least favorite (non-dangerous) part of the simulation.  Why the fuck is this a thing?!?!

On 9/12/2022 at 10:49 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like they’re really going for it. 
 

 

When you put it that way, all those Grand Junction intimate trucker encounters seem pretty insignificant.

On 9/13/2022 at 12:12 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

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3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

See? Not a cult!

 

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the dumbest people alive 

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

When you put it that way, all those Grand Junction intimate trucker encounters seem pretty insignificant.


bowling alley hookers have a higher level of thinking 

7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

If y'all think that reinstating slavery isn't on the later pages of their to-do lists, you really haven't been paying attention.

They are intent on rolling it all back.  ALL of it.

9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

If that's not an Abrams campaign ad by the end of the week, she's slipping. 

This is going to get so much worse in the next month and a half.  And then if they take at least the House?  It's fucking on for 2024.  Shit, we may be in a hot civil war before they ever get a chance to steal the election.

12 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

 

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fyi, 40 pack of trojan condoms are $14 at costco. start stocking up 

The question asked of the governor specifically mentioned Plan B. That does not mean that a total contraception ban is not the end goal, but it does mean that Plan B is the next step forward. Y'all knew that already because they like to tell us that everything is a slippery slope when it comes to gun control but not birth control.

Did Rep. Higgins just call her "boo"?  Did I hear that right?

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