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7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

I'll take tweets that did not age well for $500, Mayim.  (RIP Alex).

 

Edit:  Aw hell.  It wasn't his tweet but you get the idea.

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Letter being left in mailboxes in Lakeway in which the owners of said mailboxes have Beto O'Rourke signs in their yards. There are some sick, cowardly fucks out there.

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12 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I'll take tweets that did not age well for $500, Mayim.  (RIP Alex).

 

Edit:  Aw hell.  It wasn't his tweet but you get the idea.


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3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Letter being left in mailboxes in Lakeway in which the owners of said mailboxes have Beto O'Rourke signs in their yards. There are some sick, cowardly fucks out there.

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I couldn't decide whether to use the Rage or the FAAFO rep emoji and went with rage. This type of behavior increasing is a bad harbinger. They have dehumanized neighbors to us versus them in a letter loaded with veiled threats. Just lovely people they are.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

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fake news, jesus wouldn't be caught with no pussy-ass shotgun. He'd double fist ar's ala President Camacho. 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Letter being left in mailboxes in Lakeway in which the owners of said mailboxes have Beto O'Rourke signs in their yards. There are some sick, cowardly fucks out there.

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Sign your name pussy 

I'm glad I moved away.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Letter being left in mailboxes in Lakeway in which the owners of said mailboxes have Beto O'Rourke signs in their yards. There are some sick, cowardly fucks out there.

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Anybody got a ring doorbell?

1 hour ago, Nuge said:

I'm glad I moved away.

Same

I couldn't decide whether to use the Rage or the FAAFO rep emoji and went with rage. This type of behavior increasing is a bad harbinger. They have dehumanized neighbors to us versus them in a letter loaded with veiled threats. Just lovely people they are.

It doesn’t end without the rest of us having to shoot some of them. They aren’t going to stop. They are only going to escalate, and escalate. Until someone has to stop them.
It’s so incredibly stupid, but they are 100% committed. They aren’t going to stop until they are stopped. I fucking hate this stupid timeline.
3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fake news, jesus wouldn't be caught with no pussy-ass shotgun. He'd double fist ar's ala President Camacho. 

 

correct, that's a false prophet. repulican jesus carries an AR, spec'd out !

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Letter being left in mailboxes in Lakeway in which the owners of said mailboxes have Beto O'Rourke signs in their yards. There are some sick, cowardly fucks out there.

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2 hours ago, brown water said:

Sign your name pussy 

Yep, these are not the people you need to worry about.  This is some passive-aggressive busy-body chickenshit that turns her neighbors in because their grass is an inch to high, or that takes a color swatch to a mailbox to see if it’s an approved color, and who wants to make sure they are not identified on a doorbell camera.

I’d be concerned if it was was open-carry dork who actually came up to your door and asked to speak with you, or who fired some shots into your sign (while putting numerous neighbors in danger) or setting the sign on fire.  

This person is a fucking coward who wont do shit.  They can’t even muster the guts to steal the sign.

And it’s also the most Lakeway thing I’ve ever seen.

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“Who is to say that GQPers wouldn’t do the same things as the Nazis?”
Yep. Appreciate them saying all the quiet parts out loud.
3 hours ago, Nuge said:

I'm glad I moved away.

 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Same

Me three

11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fake news, jesus wouldn't be caught with no pussy-ass shotgun. He'd double fist ar's ala President Camacho. 

Or, be squeezing his own balls, at least.

i get so many of these so i shouldn’t be surprised, but no. just no. 

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That’s the same thing I tell ‘em too

At least she's too young to get pregnant and won't have to have his child. #winning! 

 

Now please excuse me while I go vomit. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Elect them to Republican office?

Can't wait for the inevitable calls for "they need to wear something so we can tell they're Jews".

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fuck yo religious freedom

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can't wait for the inevitable calls for "they need to wear something so we can tell they're Jews".

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Also, Jesus was really into hating people.

Jesus was also into being a Jewish rabbi.

So is he acknowledging it was anti-Semitic to hate Jews back when they . . . served Jesus Christ?

Wut?

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fuck yo religious freedom

 


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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Looks like it's time for another boob job.  Torpedo tits are back.

Looks like it's time for another boob job.  Torpedo tits are back.

1 - I’m a fan of em.

2 - never in a million years, not even with a borrowed dick. What an evil bitch.

is the angel of death also taking out all his haters ?

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


1 - I’m a fan of em.

2 - never in a million years, not even with a borrowed dick. What an evil bitch.

 

8 hours ago, Red Five said:


Also, Jesus was really into hating people.

NOBODY HATED THE JEWS MORE THAN JESUS!!!

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

NOBODY HATED THE JEWS MORE THAN JESUS!!!

JESUS DIDN’T MARRY A JEW, CASE CLOSED!

“Hey now, let’s not judge too harshly those that weren’t interested in marrying a woman.  Wait, what were we saying again?”

/LindseyGraham

These people are becoming dangerous….

 

I'm happy to see them reject "RINO trash".  It will help dilute the vote.

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