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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Not from The Onion:

 

Not sure if Satan's Playbook is what we need, but I will say it would have made the young me perk up in High School.

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i know some posters are really committed to the #bothsides position...but for some reason we rarely see any actual posts or stories about equivalent dirtbags, criminals, con men, psychos, perverts, etc., on the other side of the #bothsides. the ratio seems like 100:1 or something. weird. i mean sure we have a whole thread about Hunter's laptop but there's just not a lot of meat there, except for his giant dong.

the only thing i can figure is the adrenochrome must make the 'other side' invincible? it's a real puzzler! 🤔

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

That's the Tulsa Race Massacre wasn't about race guy, right?

 

dispute over a parking spot ?

I don't care where you fall on the morality spectrum or the Christianity spectrum or whatever floats your spiritual boat.  You gotta hand it to Satan's PR/media relations team.  The guy was a minor angel.  Sure he was on the varsity roster and lettered, but he was not all-creation 3rd team or anything like that.  Depending on the version you're reading of the Bible, he's mentioned only between 40-60 times total across all books.  His death toll barely registers in the double-digits, a mass killing that would barely register in modern day American gun culture.  While he certainly planted some dangerous seeds like any cult leader or fascist despot, he never personally laid waste to entire cities, peoples, or temples.  Guy was a one-term nothing-burger, but thousands of years later---he persists.  I don't know if it's socialism or the makeup/wardrobe of his followers, or just the general debauchery of it all...but he should have been a Trump-like footnote in history.  Instead, you've got elected and high-ranking appointed public officials constantly citing him for the ills of society...and incessantly attaching him and his works to the progressive movement.  Which would work more effectively had it not set up the perfect metaphor---Satan/MAGA conservativsm v. Jesus/progressivism. 

The little that I do know of Satan is there he was licking his wings, ready to return to Earth and aggregate the forces of evil as an affront to the God who banished him.  Waits patiently for the emergence of a False Messiah to set into motion the final days and his immutable plan.  A cunning, brilliant, deceptive, chameleon of a man who could move between peoples and nations with no effort and bring about vast and tectonic change to the whole of humanity.  Calculating but pure, cunning but seemingly benign, as smooth as silk, with the warmth and comfort and wisdom of the apostles themselves.  Such a man would begin the end, and Satan's Playbook would have its seal broken and Satan himself would ride upon our world. 

Instead, he got a failed game show host from New Jersey who apparently has trouble with the 7 activities of daily living.       

On 7/10/2023 at 6:33 PM, pacman said:

ramping up the contraceptive battle

 

 

Those three are some of the most effective birth control there is.  They dry up vaginas with their mere presence.

Pierce has aged exceptionally well. 

On 7/12/2023 at 5:42 PM, Bullneck said:

More Josh Alpha:

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This dipshit is from Ohio.  Years ago I was rezoning some land in Valdosta and had to go in front of the Board of Commissioners (an easy place to get land upzoned, btw, unlike Florida were the future land use rules were codified in 1985). 

There was a kid like this on the dais in some kind of "youth participation" program.  I asked the broker afterward why and she in somewhat reverent tones "He's being groomed for politics."  Like that's a good thing, some asshole with no actual life experience looking for a shortcut in life and doing what his owners tell him.  

 

100% this guy is a pedophile 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

100% this guy is a pedophile 

Dair Lord I just wanna ask you as we sit hear holdin hands in holy brothership, Lord, me n tx 3 putt we just ask you to fill us with the Holy Spirit, Lord, and just let us deal with school and the mean mean things some people say Lord, and all the strange bodily changes we have rise up ever morning with nobody to explain to us, Lord, just give us fellow Chrustian Men who understand and guide and mentor us so we aren't ASHAMED of our nude young bodies no Lord they are BEAUTIFUL, and Dair Lord guide us as ye guided the Spartans to stand together unafraid of sharing all our feelings Lord, give a little hand-squeeze if you love the Lord, GIVE A LITTLE HAND-SQUEEZE!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

100% this guy is a pedophile 

And was abused himself.

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is the best political ad ever. 
 

 

Talk about taking the HI out of the O’s.  

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Ahm askin yew to repint becuz its tahm to chynge yer thankin.

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Paper ballots but also count and check must get done on Election Day, right?


just like - Russia, North Korea, china and Venezuela ! 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Paper ballots but also count and check must get done on Election Day, right?

The count is certified 12 hours before polls open.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest people alive …..

 

So the presumptive nominee for the Republican party is speaking at an event put on by a guy who just called black people too stupid to get into college?  And people are just ok with this?  

I'm not shocked at all.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Paper ballots but also count and check must get done on Election Day, right?

Paper ballots can be made to disappear much easier by the GQP since none of those fuckers can hack the electronic ballots.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Paper ballots can be made to disappear much easier by the GQP since none of those fuckers can hack the electronic ballots.

Electronic ballots with a generated back up paper ballot is the standard.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

So the presumptive nominee for the Republican party is speaking at an event put on by a guy who just called black people too stupid to get into college?  And people are just ok with this?  

I'm not shocked at all.

Charlie Kirk dropped out of junior college 

Charlie Kirk dropped out of junior college 

…..and is an intellectual leader of the modern “conservative” movement. It’s kind of perfect.

I’ll take “Things no alpha male would say” for $500, Alex. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Unless I just fundamentally misunderstand prayer (which is entirely possible) I'm pretty sure anyone can pray at any time. It requires nothing but your mind, thinking you're actually talking to someone. 

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

One thing that I’ve never understood about prayer in school is that there are zero barriers to kids waking up early and praying for hours, if that is their wish. And guess what, school will be over by 4, and they have 12+ uninterrupted hours to pray before the next school day.

praying at school or on the sports field is purely for show.

6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

One thing that I’ve never understood about prayer in school is that there are zero barriers to kids waking up early and praying for hours, if that is their wish. And guess what, school will be over by 4, and they have 12+ uninterrupted hours to pray before the next school day.

praying at school or on the sports field is purely for show.

Shit, they can sit in class every minute and pray to themselves if they want to. 
 

is this law supposed to guarantee them some sort of time and place to publicly pray so that they can be seen?  
 

so much of being religious seems to be about making sure others see you doing certain things. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

so much of being religious seems to be about making sure others see you doing certain things. 

That’s over half church attendance. Can’t have others see that you weren’t there.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is a bit right?

 

Tweets about him showed here a few months ago about him being busted for major use of photoshop and filters for all his pictures  and kept this  skit goin so I assumed it was an act but who knows

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Unless I just fundamentally misunderstand prayer (which is entirely possible) I'm pretty sure anyone can pray at any time. It requires nothing but your mind, thinking you're actually talking to someone. 

The hypocrites love to stand and pray in public so that they may be seen by others. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

so much of being religious seems to be about making sure others see you doing certain things. 

First two verses of Kasey Musgraves' "Follow Your Arrow":

If you save yourself for marriage
You're a bore
You don't save yourself for marriage
You're a horrible person
If you won't have a drink
Then you're a prude
But they'll call you a drunk
As soon as you down the first one
If you can't lose the weight
Then you're just fat
But if you lose too much
Then you're on crack
You're damned if you do
And you're damned if you don't
So you might as well just do
Whatever you want
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If you don't go to church
You'll go to hell
If you're the first one on the front row
You're self-righteous son of a-
Can't win for losin'
You'll just disappoint 'em
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em
Don't mean you should join 'em

Isn’t there already a designated silent time or whatever in schools for this very thing?

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Is this from the new season of Righteous Gemstones? I was hoping that McBride would write a part for Kathy Mixon. 

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


…..and is an intellectual leader of the modern “conservative” movement. It’s kind of perfect.

Alongside GED Barbie.

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Unless I just fundamentally misunderstand prayer (which is entirely possible) I'm pretty sure anyone can pray at any time. It requires nothing but your mind, thinking you're actually talking to someone. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Isn’t there already a designated silent time or whatever in schools for this very thing?

I don't know about other states, but Texas public schools have a moment of silence for the kids in the morning to dream up their next Minecraft build, pray, mutter unholy things about their parents who changed their iPad password because the kid won't stop fucking watching Cocomelon or Blippi or Ryan videos, or in the case of the older kids, to think about which girl or boy they'd want to fingerbang the most.

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is a bit right?

 

19 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is the best political ad ever. 
 

 

Good start, but i think it can go further. We underestimate what the younger generations can handle. This seems tailored for an older audience but pretty sure it's intended for the yutes

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It can’t be them, because all their friends tell them it isn’t them. So it must be the others conspiring against them.
14 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


It can’t be them, because all their friends tell them it isn’t them. So it must be the others conspiring against them.

That makes me wonder when the first time RINO was used. There was a time when there was a range of opinion in the GOP. It wasn't lockstep. Oh sure they did a great job of joining together behind a candidate, but at some point there was a series of social tests that were to be passed. If you were deemed not sufficient in them your time was done. How many retirements and how many former members no longer attend meetings to share in the bounty of Tahoe's confections?

Now, I have to go look. In Search of The first RINO.

I’ve been trying to figure out the Russian angle with the GOP. I’m pretty sure it is the Epstein playbook. The KGB gets compromising info/photos/video, they then present it to the person and say “we will make this go away, in fact we will support you with the cash flow”. They then have 2 things over the person, the original sin and the new sin of taking money from Putin.

Look at all the people who talk the loudest and are in step with Russia. They all has clear skeletons. It’s easy work for a good intelligence department.

5 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I’ve been trying to figure out the Russian angle with the GOP. I’m pretty sure it is the Epstein playbook. The KGB gets compromising info/photos/video, they then present it to the person and say “we will make this go away, in fact we will support you with the cash flow”. They then have 2 things over the person, the original sin and the new sin of taking money from Putin.

Look at all the people who talk the loudest and are in step with Russia. They all has clear skeletons. It’s easy work for a good intelligence department.

This.

I would think that our intelligence people already have some info on, say, Rand Paul that might have been gathered in ways they don't want to reveal.  So how to investigate without tipping their hand or seeming to be targeting a political enemy without probable cause.

Thankfully most of the peripheral things that happened over Trump's time in office are coming due, including:

  • Fake electors
  • Directed IRS investigations of FBI officials

I'm not sure if we'll ever get answers for:

  • Disappearing Covid supplies
  • Money for Mnuchin
  • Money for Jared

(Edit: Then again, I thought Garland was hard at work on Trump between 2020 and 2022 but it turns out he was sitting on his ass the whole time, afraid of his own shadow.  The one fucking thing he did right was pick Jack Smith as a special prosecutor.  They should put Smith's picture on the $10 bill and Stacey Abrams on the $20).

 

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