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That graph needs a column for some really stupid shit like “an invisible man in the sky flooded the earth and everyone except for one family died and yet we have multiple races of people”

Too wordy for the graph I suppose.

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Look at these fucking MAGA pussies and THEIR cancel culture bullshit. You put on your little costumes trying to get a rise out of people and cry like babies when someone calls you out. Eat shit, dork. 

 

 

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I don't believe for a minute that that was written by anyone but him, but yes, employees shouldn't be doing that.  Major uproar.  Tears flowing.  Triggered!

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Yeah, most likely he did it.  Second, if it didn't do it, I can't laugh at him for not eating it because it was very likely spit in.  But he's being a pussy by posting it.  

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11 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Look at these fucking MAGA pussies and THEIR cancel culture bullshit. You put on your little costumes trying to get a rise out of people and cry like babies when someone calls you out. Eat shit, dork. 

 

 

He should be less concerned about who is writing political messages on his sandwich wrapper and more concerned about whoever is cutting his hair like a dunce hat.  

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8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He'll win in a landslide. 

Because Chuck Hand is not a mere man. Chuck Hand is the very Spirit of the Soil made manifest.

Different corner of the state from MTG. Closer to Florida Panhandle in some ways. Be funny to see what kind of Bubba-on-Bubba squabbles they can get up to. Maybe he'll wear that hat in Congress.

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First, I apologize for posting a Laura Loomer photo but OTOH, no I don't. Let me remind you that woman is 31 years old.

 

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Yes he does.  Although, in her case he doesn't have to do much to make it come out looking that way. Which has someone else said is Saw nightmare fuel. 

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22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We need a Gary Peterson training seminar for everyone. 

 

22 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s a Gary Peterson tweet. He always fucks with the faces

Shit, I didn't realize that was a Gary Peterson production. My bad. (Didn't blow it up, I guess.)

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19 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s a Gary Peterson tweet. He always fucks with the faces

True, but that face like that doesn't need a whole lot of doctoring for his purposes.

Here's the source photo:

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Does the Loomer have large talons?

-What'd you say boy?

Does the Laura Loomer have large talons?

-Boy, I don't understand a word you just said

 

Also the kid's wide collared, half-buttoned mint half-ass guayabera.  Makes him look like the son of one of the Colombian bad guys in "Scarface."  

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That graph needs a column for some really stupid shit like “an invisible man in the sky flooded the earth and everyone except for one family died and yet we have multiple races of people”
Too wordy for the graph I suppose.

Greatest mass murderer in history.
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Just now, DaysOff said:


Greatest mass murderer in history.

I sarcastically, back when I was drinking, said something like this to an Evangelical friend.  "You know who committed the largest genocide in human history?  Not Stalin or Hitler of Kahn.  It was God."

And the said, "The Flood wasn't a genocide because those other ethnicities didn't exist yet." 

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50 minutes ago, C-Man said:

First, I apologize for posting a Laura Loomer photo but OTOH, no I don't. Let me remind you that woman is 31 years old.

 

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She looks like the Karen of "I'd like to speak to the manager of faces!"

And I realized the kid looks like Manny from "Modern Family" fucked Kyle Rittenhouse while at A&M.  

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1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

True, but that face like that doesn't need a whole lot of doctoring for his purposes.

Here's the source photo:

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The doctored version is less frightening.

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7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No, we're a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!

You know Biff, as a Student of the Constitution...lemme learn you something.  ;) 

the dumbass in the video would never know this, but technically...we are the United States of America, a Constitutional Federal Republic.  First of our name, mother of dragons.  For short-hand, Representative Democracy works okay, even in academia.  Not a direct Democracy.  But we say "preserving Democracy", despite Trump wanting to overthrow it, because most people understand that "Democracy" means somebody gets to vote for some stuff, be it citizens or elected officials---not just one guy at the top doing what he wants (foreshadowing).  We have historically been reticent to use the term "Constitutional Republic" as a government and citizenry because for so long, it reeked of "Constitutional Monarchy", the very thing we've been trying to avoid for centuries.  Where...yeah, there's this document and some input from some people.  But ultimately the decision rests with one man."  We are a Republic, rooted in systems of Democracy and Federalism as laid out in the Constitution.  Technically, a Constitutional Federal Republic of democratic voters.  But that won't fit on the OAN chyron.  Not all Republics are Constitutional and not all Democracies are Republics.  It's like when Newman tells us that all certified mail is registered, but not all registered mail is necessarily certified.  

He's one of thousands of MAGA folks I've met over the years who could recite the 1st and 2nd amendments to you verbatim and how dear they hold them.  Now, with Trump having used it 500 times in the last few years, they can also kinda, sorta tell you what the 5th amendment is.  But you ask them what's behind their back and they pull an Izzard, "What, these?  It's just 1A & 2A, and a number of other amendments I don't understand."  

I feel like a lotta these dipshits are gonna feel like Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Charlie Wilson's War" when he's talking about the Helsinki station chief job and learning Finnish coming in real handy in Virginia.  "I've spent the last 4 years learning the Constitution for Trump, which should come in real handy here at this deportation camp!"  

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I said it elsewhere, but more than a few of us on Sulry are within 10 years and a divorce of moving to the The Villages in Florida and banging our way through the 50-somethings and 60-somethings there.

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