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And how many football players has Texas pardoned for drunkenness? I bet you think Michael Irvin’s chase for pussy and nose candy is the reason why the Cowboys haven’t won another Super Bowl too 

What? Coaches vs players? That’s what you got? Come on man, bring something worthwhile. Players have done stupid shit since the beginning of time. They are 18 to 22, it’s what they do. If it gets serious, they get bounced out most of the time. There are a few on the other hand that are highly highly valued like OU for Mixon for example… that’s not PI disorderly conduct territory though.
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4 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Trying to stay relatively on topic, why was he in jail so long?  Almost 48 hours over a couple of weekdays for $25k bond?

Probably related to the suicide issue

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58 minutes ago, Truthbringer said:

You’re a genius, now that this has been reported they’ll somehow play better in a meaningless bowl to avenge his honor. Sorry, but the Heisman for the thread’s dumbest poster has already been won. 

I admire self-awareness in a person. 

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42 minutes ago, 'stache said:

All I want to know is who I need to bribe to be awarded the first Surly Peace Prize.

I’m assuming this is a bit.  Everyone knows it’s Derka.  

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30 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Trying to stay relatively on topic, why was he in jail so long?  Almost 48 hours over a couple of weekdays for $25k bond?

Don't know who his white-haired attorney is, but maybe getting representation in Michigan was problematic?   How big a dick does UM swing in the local legal scene.

AH HA!  Joe Simon when to Michigan St. so he gives 0 fucks about meatchicken.

 

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Well Michigan has their media people rowing in the same direction.

Eisen: I didn’t know anything. I heard a horrible rumor that I couldn’t believe. But I didn’t know anything.

Portnoy: Personal issue. Not an institutional issue. Nothing to see here. Move on everybody. 

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4 hours ago, BurdineBandit said:

Was he going to live happily ever after with a side piece 20 years younger than him, never getting caught and her never getting tired of messing with a married man? 

So tired of this whole post-modern “no happy endings” trend.

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1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So tired of this whole post-modern “no happy endings” trend.

People don’t look for the silver lining in anything if things don’t go 💯the way they want them to. More and more people are injustice or grievance collectors. Like the IRS of collecting personal happiness checks. Except they refuse to endorse and deposit them. They just rip them up bc it isn’t the amount they feel they deserve. Tomorrow is promised to no one so all we have is today. I’m convinced people don’t realize that it is mostly a choice to be glass full or empty. You have to work at whatever you have to keep it and if you want more you have to work at that too. If you don’t you will continue to get the same thing over and over again. Happiness isn’t in something else it’s in doing your best to find it in yourself—whether that’s medication, therapy or both or simply altering your mindset. All I know at this stage in my life is when you find it in the wrong things and do the wrong things over and over to keep those wrong things life comes back around and bitch smacks you. To be fair life is going to do it to all of us. It’s how you choose to handle it that keep you from falling apart like a shitty taco 🌮 at a nasty TexMex place. 
 

I have now reached my greeting card shitty saying quotient for today. I really do hope and pray that Moore doesn’t decide to make a terrible situation worse for himself. By choosing an even darker path than the one he has already been on. 🤘🏼 

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52 minutes ago, Satchel said:

 

Well fuck me….

We were told the greatest threat to America was white men in white sheets.

Now we are being told the greatest threat to black America is white women between the sheets. 
 

When is that asteroid due to impact earth?

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12 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I think he was talking about a different "no happy endings" trend...

I know. But when someone’s happy endings leads to this shit it ain’t worth it. Undefeated or not. 

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I’m not buying the racist angle of this because we have a near perfect comparator case in Bobby Petrino. Bobby Petrino also nailed a blonde a few decades younger and then gave her a well-remunerated state job and he also got fired. I think we can all agree that Arkansas is several times more racist than Michigan and also Petrino won more games with less talent. Arkie fired him for this type of stuff. 
 

If Moore had simply crashed a motor vehicle into a phone pole and then given a presser in a neck brace he would be open to a redemptive arc and being interim HC one day but unfortunately he crashed out hard. It is what it is. Threatening to do murder and breaking into houses has bigger consequences, who knew? 

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2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I think we can all agree that Arkansas is several times more racist than Michigan and also Petrino won more games with less talent. Arkie fired him for this type of stuff. 

Good thing Ann Arbor is not located in the UP

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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

 

Well according to the above he is married to a terrorist and has half terrorist daughters. I just think many are allergic to the idea that your actions will have always consequences and you reap what you sow. Had he admitted to the affair when it was being investigated back in October he would have been fired yes. But the rehabilitation is there for another job. His body of work would have opened up a second chance at other places. 
 

But instead he said nope not having an affair and to make it worse his side piece who also lied about the affair decides for whatever reason (maybe he is screwing around with another hoe or canceled some holiday plans) to break up with him Monday and tell the University that it’s all true and provides evidence. Sounds like that was maybe vengeance on her part but who knows. And then he goes batshit. All choices. Had he merely told the truth he gets fired. But he can still rehabilitate himself. Hes gonna be HC of a prison team now. Dumbass. 

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3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I think soda/EDC talk sucks and reading peoples opinions on it on the football board sucks even worse. What do we do now?

Not talk about politics.

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2 minutes ago, sdm said:

Did anyone else find it slightly titillating that @Nicole44 used the term "snatch" multiple times in one post or am I just a degenerate pervert?

yes

 

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Just now, sdm said:

Did anyone else find it slightly titillating that @Nicole44 used the term "snatch" multiple times in one post or am I just a degenerate pervert?

I was considering starting a band and naming it “Stalking Pussy” with my first song to be the Butter Knife Jive followed Fuck that Meat Chicken but not sure if our band would be hip enough for all the clueless Gen Z’ers. 

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I know. But when someone’s happy endings leads to this shit it ain’t worth it. Undefeated or not. 
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Just an FYI for everyone, generally. In almost any press coverage of any criminal case, the media seems determined to add together the potential sentences and give a “faces up to a total of ______” statement.

This is misleading AF because stacking sentences is EXTREMELY EXTREMELY EXTREMELY RARE.

They will run concurrent.
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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I was considering starting a band and naming it “Commie Pussy” with my first song to be the Butter Knife Jive followed Fuck that Meat Chicken but not sure if our band would be hip enough for all the clueless Gen Z’ers. 

FIFY

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I was considering starting a band and naming it “Stalking Pussy” with my first song to be the Butter Knife Jive followed Fuck that Meat Chicken but not sure if our band would be hip enough for all the clueless Gen Z’ers. 

Why am I curiously aroused right now?

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4 hours ago, markstanco said:

When I was at camp as a kid, I got sick with flu-like symptoms.  They gave me a Big Red.  To this day, I have no idea why.  Threw it back up. 

It’s because they wanted to make you throw up. 

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26 minutes ago, scottsins said:


Just an FYI for everyone, generally. In almost any press coverage of any criminal case, the media seems determined to add together the potential sentences and give a “faces up to a total of ______” statement.

This is misleading AF because stacking sentences is EXTREMELY EXTREMELY EXTREMELY RARE.

They will run concurrent.

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It’s because they wanted to make you throw up. 

The Red Dye #40 was sent in to hunt and kill whatever was inside you.

it saved your fucking life.

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3 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

A real Sooner would have used a screwdriver. 

A real Sooner would have tried his butter knife trick on camera at a Waffle House and told witnesses to jingle his blue balls and be promoted to AD. Michigan men seem to find the clearest and cleanest path to the slammer I guess. 

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New company idea: 
Surly Night Crew gets contracted to infiltrate other boards during coaching searches and drives hype for the fan base. 
Services include:
Flight Tracking 
Hotel Room drape identification 
Mcrib locator 
Chicken fried steak rankings 
Fisting bets
One (1) human female 
Do not forget the finer distinctions between kolaches, klobasneks, or God forbid talk of kolaczkis! Definitely down for this Gig job.
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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Is Big Red referring to communism or the GOP? Embrace debate

MAHA seems like a natural direction to continue the Big Red and food dye conversation. Totally not political, just 100% science-based and thus an acceptable detour.

If Moore drank pure cane sugar coca cola instead of dye-laced fruit sodas, and if mama Moore didn't take so much goddamn Tylenol during pregnancy, would we even be here right now?

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2 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

MAHA seems like a natural direction to continue the Big Red and food dye conversation. Totally not political, just 100% science-based and thus an acceptable detour.

If Moore drank pure cane sugar coca cola instead of dye-laced fruit sodas, and if mama Moore didn't take so much goddamn Tylenol during pregnancy, would we even be here right now?

Not sure if it matters but it was the cherry industry that kept shit like Red Dye 3 in our foods. To sell more alcoholic drinks with their artificially red cherries. 🍒 maraschino cherry lobby man. No shit. Carry on with the Big Red talk. As long as it doesn’t turn to Nebraska. Ok. 👌 we already got sooner shit up in here and adding other states will confuse the boomers reposting the same memes. 

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7 hours ago, SameSame said:

For everybody talking about if he's going to get another chance to coach again, at this point he just needs to stay out of prison.

Do you think Jemele would give him a second chance at getting his shit together by allowing him to stay at her haus until he does?

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