5 hours ago5 hr Popular Post 9 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:This guy needs to be found. What a fucking badass.Here is his story Edited 5 hours ago5 hr by hookem2010
5 hours ago5 hr 3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:A win is always a win, but when it’s a win over Michigan it’s especially sweet. Had we lost Portnoy and fucking Eisen would have jacked themselves off to Michigan Man Culture win bullshit well into August 2026.The game meant 1000x more to them and we still won. Thats encouraging.Portnoy can get bent but Eisen is a good dude. He’ll give Texas and Arch props
5 hours ago5 hr 1 hour ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:I will reserve that judgement until after this next round of the playoffs. I think Texas was top 5 for sure. Just dont know where we belong in the pecking order.I think Texas dog walks tOSU but Miami D would be a legit obstacle. Texas D could probably handle Beck though.
4 hours ago4 hr 8 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:Here is his storyThank you, sir. Edited 4 hours ago4 hr by PhillyHorn1
4 hours ago4 hr 11 minutes ago, scramblyn said:I think Texas dog walks tOSUif only we got a chance to prove it
4 hours ago4 hr 3 minutes ago, WBT said:if only we got a chance to prove itTeams change over the course of a year
4 hours ago4 hr 54 minutes ago, WBT said:That is fucking awesome. I want a pic of him in the outfit to make as my cover photo on FB. I don't even get on there, but it would be nice to keep it until the season kicks off.
4 hours ago4 hr 3 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:Take the loss, pussy!Sure, buddy. The QB you kicked in at least $1 million to bring to Michigan just looked like shit tossing three interceptions. I'm sure you don't care a lick. #GoBlowYourself
4 hours ago4 hr Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:I thought he pulled a hamstring by the look on his face.I think his hip was bothering him
4 hours ago4 hr 2 hours ago, tejas60 said:But Cal should have been in that game /PussyRodgersAs I recall, Texas Tech skull fucked that Cal team.
4 hours ago4 hr 12 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:#GoBlowYourselfpretty sure this is why dog is man’s best friend, jealousy. If you could you would. Edited 4 hours ago4 hr by scramblyn
4 hours ago4 hr Owning Michigan since forever has got to give them some nebraska feels. Edited 4 hours ago4 hr by MissingInAction
4 hours ago4 hr 52 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:Here is his storyCool story, thanks for sharing. Hadn't seen it before.
4 hours ago4 hr 29 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:Take the loss, pussy!That's a lot of cope from Bryce's daddy Portnoy. Edited 4 hours ago4 hr by dr99
3 hours ago3 hr 15 minutes ago, Horn80 said:As I recall, Texas Tech skull fucked that Cal team.Texas Tech skullfucked a Cal team featuring Aaron Rodgers, JJ Arrington, and a young freshman named Marshawn Lynch.It wasn't even one of Tech's better teams.15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:Owning Michigan since forever has got to give them some nebraska feels.I was thinking the same thing. :)
3 hours ago3 hr Popular Post 3 hours ago, ATXbronco said:Caldwell got the victory kneel downwell deserved
3 hours ago3 hr 2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:You don't but jesus christ this has been beaten to fucking death so at this point you're just being a pedantic, tiresome unoriginal motherfucker.The "ignore" function is your friend.
3 hours ago3 hr 3 hours ago, UTEE97 said:I am not making it about Quinn or the past but rather pointing out why the future can get us to the promised land.Don’t pay him no attention. He’s on shark week.
3 hours ago3 hr Just now, BurntOrange&White said:Don’t pay him no attention. He’s on shark week.Change your tampon, honey
3 hours ago3 hr Just now, Js1 said:Change your tampon, honeyJoke was just made, too bad it flew over your head
3 hours ago3 hr 1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:Take the loss, pussy!And people willing tune in to watch this chowderhead dildo. Eat shit Big Noon.
3 hours ago3 hr 1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:Here is his storyHe's lucky they allowed him to sit there. Ticket or not, in decades past certain sections wouldn't allow you in wearing Texas gear. Their stadium, their asshole rules.
3 hours ago3 hr 1 hour ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:I thought he pulled a hamstring by the look on his face.Pretty sure that pic caught him at the moment he triggered the methane gas boost.
3 hours ago3 hr 1 hour ago, Bullneck said:That depiction on the right is Colt McCoy??It looks more like Danny Akers' (also a #12) face when he was running for his life in the pocket, which he did almost every time he dropped back to pass. Lulz.
3 hours ago3 hr I feel content knowing that our game day menu is what helped propel our Horns into feeling the cheeziest: Cheez-It crusted mozzarella sticks, Cheez-It nachos and sweet n spicy bacon wrapped Cheez-Its…plus an assortment of garnish/snacking Cheez-Its
2 hours ago2 hr 7 minutes ago, mdleast said:I feel content knowing that our game day menu is what helped propel our Horns into feeling the cheeziest:Cheez-It crusted mozzarella sticks, Cheez-It nachos and sweet n spicy bacon wrapped Cheez-Its…plus an assortment of garnish/snacking Cheez-ItsI just ate my Cheez-Its with Tabasco Chipotle sauce or Tabasco Family Reserve sauce as usual.
2 hours ago2 hr I'm going to wake up tomorrow feeling the bloatiest after eating all that great food.
2 hours ago2 hr 3 minutes ago, mdmost said:I'm going to wake up tomorrow feeling the bloatiest after eating all that great food.Getting old.
2 hours ago2 hr 1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:Sure, buddy. The QB you kicked in at least $1 million to bring to Michigan just looked like shit tossing three interceptions. I'm sure you don't care a lick. #GoBlowYourselfNevermind the 5ish straight passes he threw out of bounds in crunch time
2 hours ago2 hr 6 minutes ago, mdmost said:Brother, you have no idea.Oh life had hung half a hundred on me so I have some idea.
2 hours ago2 hr 3 hours ago, Jshep34 said:Video or audio of sark saying about beating ou, aggie and Michigan?3 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:Please post the live video of this. I would love to hear it.Here ya go...https://x.com/byBDavis/status/2006558856995090627?s=20
2 hours ago2 hr 24 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:It looks more like Danny Akers' (also a #12) face when he was running for his life in the pocket, which he did almost every time he dropped back to pass. Lulz.I had the privilege of shitty goal line seats in the SE corner of DKR when Danny got sacked . . . by his center's feet. The center dropped back into pass pro and pinned Danny's cleats to the turf. 90K-ish people laughing is surprisingly loud.
2 hours ago2 hr 1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:Can we please stop this? Manning has his own legend to write. Are there comparisons? Sure. But, sometimes you have to let a story play out.
2 hours ago2 hr 3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:Oh life had hung half a hundred on me so I have some idea.That's this June.
2 hours ago2 hr This is the last time we will see anything until next September... fml. Can we petition a spring game?
2 hours ago2 hr 7 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:Can we please stop this? Manning has his own legend to write. Are there comparisons? Sure. But, sometimes you have to let a story play out.first time being on a Texas board? Current players get compared to past players all the time even if they’re not remotely similar.
2 hours ago2 hr 4 hours ago, txexlonghorn23 said:"It sure felt good kicking OU's ass in Dallas, it felt good kicking A&M's ass in DKR, and it sure felt good tonight kicking Michigan's ass." - Steve SarkisianNSIAP. Beating each of those schools…by double digits… in back-to-back years. (With only 1 of those 6 games happening at DKR)Yeah that feels really good.As does the science of Texas winning the national championship 100% of the time after beating Michigan in a bowl game.
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