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9 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

This guy needs to be found. What a fucking badass.

Here is his story

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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

A win is always a win, but when it’s a win over Michigan it’s especially sweet. Had we lost Portnoy and fucking Eisen would have jacked themselves off to Michigan Man Culture win bullshit well into August 2026.

The game meant 1000x more to them and we still won. Thats encouraging.

Portnoy can get bent but Eisen is a good dude. He’ll give Texas and Arch props

1 hour ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I will reserve that judgement until after this next round of the playoffs. I think Texas was top 5 for sure. Just dont know where we belong in the pecking order.

I think Texas dog walks tOSU but Miami D would be a legit obstacle. Texas D could probably handle Beck though.

11 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

I think Texas dog walks tOSU

if only we got a chance to prove it

2 hours ago, immamac said:

lol

My favorite was the Cooper Manning fist pump

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

if only we got a chance to prove it

Teams change over the course of a year

54 minutes ago, WBT said:

That is fucking awesome. I want a pic of him in the outfit to make as my cover photo on FB. I don't even get on there, but it would be nice to keep it until the season kicks off.

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Good job, good effort, ESPN

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

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I thought he pulled a hamstring by the look on his face.

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3 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Take the loss, pussy!

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Sure, buddy. The QB you kicked in at least $1 million to bring to Michigan just looked like shit tossing three interceptions. I'm sure you don't care a lick. #GoBlowYourself

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I thought he pulled a hamstring by the look on his face.

I think his hip was bothering him

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

But Cal should have been in that game /PussyRodgers

As I recall, Texas Tech skull fucked that Cal team.

12 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

#GoBlowYourself

pretty sure this is why dog is man’s best friend, jealousy. If you could you would.

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29 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Take the loss, pussy!

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That's a lot of cope from Bryce's daddy Portnoy.

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15 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

As I recall, Texas Tech skull fucked that Cal team.

Texas Tech skullfucked a Cal team featuring Aaron Rodgers, JJ Arrington, and a young freshman named Marshawn Lynch.

It wasn't even one of Tech's better teams.

15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Owning Michigan since forever has got to give them some nebraska feels.

I was thinking the same thing. :)

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

You don't but jesus christ this has been beaten to fucking death so at this point you're just being a pedantic, tiresome unoriginal motherfucker.

The "ignore" function is your friend.

3 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I am not making it about Quinn or the past but rather pointing out why the future can get us to the promised land.

Don’t pay him no attention. He’s on shark week.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Don’t pay him no attention. He’s on shark week.

Change your tampon, honey

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Take the loss, pussy!

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And people willing tune in to watch this chowderhead dildo. Eat shit Big Noon.

1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

He's lucky they allowed him to sit there. Ticket or not, in decades past certain sections wouldn't allow you in wearing Texas gear. Their stadium, their asshole rules.

1 hour ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I thought he pulled a hamstring by the look on his face.

Pretty sure that pic caught him at the moment he triggered the methane gas boost.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

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That depiction on the right is Colt McCoy??

It looks more like Danny Akers' (also a #12) face when he was running for his life in the pocket, which he did almost every time he dropped back to pass. Lulz.

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I feel content knowing that our game day menu is what helped propel our Horns into feeling the cheeziest:

Cheez-It crusted mozzarella sticks, Cheez-It nachos and sweet n spicy bacon wrapped Cheez-Its…plus an assortment of garnish/snacking Cheez-Its

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7 minutes ago, mdleast said:

I feel content knowing that our game day menu is what helped propel our Horns into feeling the cheeziest:

Cheez-It crusted mozzarella sticks, Cheez-It nachos and sweet n spicy bacon wrapped Cheez-Its…plus an assortment of garnish/snacking Cheez-Its

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I just ate my Cheez-Its with Tabasco Chipotle sauce or Tabasco Family Reserve sauce as usual.

I'm going to wake up tomorrow feeling the bloatiest after eating all that great food.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm going to wake up tomorrow feeling the bloatiest after eating all that great food.

Getting old.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Getting old.

Brother, you have no idea.

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Sure, buddy. The QB you kicked in at least $1 million to bring to Michigan just looked like shit tossing three interceptions. I'm sure you don't care a lick. #GoBlowYourself

Nevermind the 5ish straight passes he threw out of bounds in crunch time

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Brother, you have no idea.

Oh life had hung half a hundred on me so I have some idea.

24 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

It looks more like Danny Akers' (also a #12) face when he was running for his life in the pocket, which he did almost every time he dropped back to pass. Lulz.

I had the privilege of shitty goal line seats in the SE corner of DKR when Danny got sacked . . . by his center's feet. The center dropped back into pass pro and pinned Danny's cleats to the turf. 90K-ish people laughing is surprisingly loud.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Can we please stop this? Manning has his own legend to write. Are there comparisons? Sure. But, sometimes you have to let a story play out.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh life had hung half a hundred on me so I have some idea.

That's this June.

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This is the last time we will see anything until next September... fml. Can we petition a spring game?

7 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Can we please stop this? Manning has his own legend to write. Are there comparisons? Sure. But, sometimes you have to let a story play out.

first time being on a Texas board? Current players get compared to past players all the time even if they’re not remotely similar.

4 hours ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

"It sure felt good kicking OU's ass in Dallas, it felt good kicking A&M's ass in DKR, and it sure felt good tonight kicking Michigan's ass." - Steve Sarkisian

NSIAP. Beating each of those schools…by double digits… in back-to-back years. (With only 1 of those 6 games happening at DKR)

Yeah that feels really good.

As does the science of Texas winning the national championship 100% of the time after beating Michigan in a bowl game.

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