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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

When he talks about inbreeding, does he mean step-moms or step-sisters stuck in clothes dryers or under the sink?  Asking for millions of friends.

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

1) that’s crazy

2) do you need to expand that one?

This is all you can see now without an account.

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I guess since I used to have an account or am signed into Google, it still has an option for me to sign in with my Google account even though I disabled my account 6 months ago.

You can either provide a Thread Reader link or you'll have to copy/paste each post in the thread if you think it warrants the effort.

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Stuff going around that Rob Schneider did a racist set at a GOP function and was asked to leave,  don’t really care because not surprised, but this Twitter exchange amused me

Born in the 80s and you’ve seen everything?

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As a kid, I always wondered what my Play-Mobil guys 'Redneck Edition' would sound like if they could talk with those haircuts.  

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The British version of the Little Enos and Big Enos looks lame as fuck.  But that Bandit Blocker Buggy could make for an interesting plot twist.  

"You have 28 weeks to make it to Kensington with four hundred pints of the finest herbal tea."  

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The British version of the Little Enos and Big Enos looks lame as fuck.  But that Bandit Blocker Buggy could make for an interesting plot twist.  
"You have 28 weeks to make it to Kensington with four hundred pints of the finest herbal tea."  

Error: the Bandit’s British-made car would break down 3 times en route.
And nobody there would say “the Germans ain’t got nothing to do with it” - too soon.
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^^^^^
these are not serious people

It’s as if an AI simulation of the saddest bunch of Golden Corral frequent diners came to life and started traveling from town to town to make America worse.
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3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

^^^^^
these are not serious people

You kiddin’ me? She brought her bucket o’ slop to gorge herself on while waiting for dotard. She’s prepared for the revolution.

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Gotta give her credit.  Long day of travel in a white shirt, knocking out a bucket of ice cream and not one drop on her clothing.  That's focusness.  

Got to say, Jack Black's lesbian doppelganger over her left shoulder ain't looking so good.  But you do you...

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12 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

What’s the orange brick wall suit supposed to signify?

 

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's either a literal signal for "build the wall" or he really like Super Mario Bros. on the original NES.  

Yep, it’s the border wall.  Dude is a regular on the MAGA circuit.

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In the same way my wife used to point out fatties at CostCo and tell me "if I ever start to look like that, kill me" I am just flummoxed that anyone can look at that crowd and think "yeah, I belong" without an ounce of shame.

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On 4/14/2024 at 10:37 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Damn, I clicked on that thread and it appears that that guy is really, really into inbreeding.  

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5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Say man, Jose A. Banks called.  Mexico didn't pay for your wall suit after all.  We need you to bring it back to the store.  

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17 minutes ago, Foosters said:

generous exchange policy?

No. All they had to pick from were scowling East Texas Box Facers draped in camo tarps. Or maybe those were jackets.

 

For the purposes of this banter, East Texas is understood to extend to the Atlantic.

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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

I am forgetful AF but I do not understand how anyone could "forget" they have ammo or firearms in their bags when they fly.  

Roughly 6,000+ firearms pass through TSA each and every year.  They estimate that what they catch is just a quarter of what actually passes through.  And that the majority (or least plurality in terms of partially loaded or ammo packed along side the weapons) are loaded.  Most of the time, it is unintentional, who knows about the rest?  But if you try and take a bottle of water or a half gram of blow, you will be detained and beaten.  

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5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I am forgetful AF but I do not understand how anyone could "forget" they have ammo or firearms in their bags when they fly.  

I could see someone forgetting a loose shell or two in a bag and then reusing that bag for air travel. It is a HORRIBLE fucking idea though because you're gonna make the explosive sniffing dogs and equipment light up, and you could forget a shell or two in the bag and end up in FPMITA prison in a foreign country

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it's always funny to me when people don't understand that going to another country means you're subject to their laws. they say travel expands ones horizon - I just laugh at the ones who get trebuchet'd toward it 

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6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's always funny to me when people don't understand that going to another country means you're subject to their laws. they say travel expands ones horizon - I just laugh at the ones who get trebuchet'd toward it 

I like it when you see someone try to be a smartass or toughster with the foreign country's cops or TSA.  I witnessed this last year in a Caribbean country not T&C.  

Dude, these guys get paid like $7 a day to sit here and deal with your shit.  They live in some shack without electricity.  When they figure out you'll pay them everything in your wallet to stop the beating... the beating will start.

 

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I have an easy solution -- never travel with firearms or ammo, ever.  Whoa, what a mind-blowing concept!  No leftovers that will land you in a 3rd-world prison.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Did that guy kneel during the anthem? I have to decide if I should care about unjust detainments based on if he did that or not. 

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A number of years ago I had to travel out of the country for business.  Prior to leaving, in a meeting I mentioned that I was going to read the State Department's advisory prior.  You'd have thought I was a Martian based on the bewildered looks I got.  Very few people seem to remotely understand that when you go to another country you are a guest and need to act accordingly.  

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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I am forgetful AF but I do not understand how anyone could "forget" they have ammo or firearms in their bags when they fly.  

Went on a self-guided rafting, fly fishing trip in 2012 to SW Alaska.  Weather delayed our arrival by a day on our in-bound flight by float plane to the drop off lake.  This had a reverberating effect when it was time to be picked up by our wheel plane at the local Inuit airstrip 5 days later.  Flights were delayed across the region and we were worried if we were going to make it back to Anchorage for the return flight to DFW the following morning.

I took a .44 magnum for bear protection on the trip along with a full box of heavy load ammo.  I dutifully checked in my firearm and ammo at DFW at the start of the trip.  But when the float trip ended , we were delayed getting back to Anchorage.  We made it back to Anchorage late, took a cab to our hotel, made the driver wait while we dropped our luggage.  Then we had him drive us to a bad ass pizza place in town before it closed.

After long day of breaking camp, rowing to our pickup point, traveling by boat to the airstrip, taking a plane to Dillingham, taking a turbo prop to Anchorage, and eating pizza and drinking beer, I was dead tired.  Asked my buddy at the hotel what time our flight was the next morning and he said something like 10:00 am.  I immediately went to bed.  Woke up about 7:00 the next morning, about to take a shower for the first time in 6 days.   But decided to check my phone first to see what time our flight left.  Flight leaves in an hour.  

We make a mad dash to the airport, check my revolver in at ticketing and put it in my check in duffle bag and quickly proceed to security carrying my backpack as they are announcing boarding for my flight.

I forgot to remove my box of ammo from my backpack.  Gulp…

 

 



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