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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy


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3 hours ago, Mole said:

My son’s Who Was Abraham Lincoln book says that Tad was so nicknamed because he looked and moved like a tadpole when he was born.

Well if his father moved a little faster, he'd have walked out of that theater.  

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"with an emphasis on American-owned businesses"

Literally, everything I clicked on during a cursory browse through the 'marketplace' is made in China.  Literally every single fucking item except for the firearms.  

How in the fuck did we miss out on this grift?

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18 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

"with an emphasis on American-owned businesses"

Literally, everything I clicked on during a cursory browse through the 'marketplace' is made in China.  Literally every single fucking item except for the firearms.  

How in the fuck did we miss out on this grift?

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"with an emphasis on American-owned businesses"

Literally, everything I clicked on during a cursory browse through the 'marketplace' is made in China.  Literally every single fucking item except for the firearms.  

How in the fuck did we miss out on this grift?

It's pretty brilliant to be honest.

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On 4/15/2023 at 12:36 AM, pacman said:

 

Few things:

  • No one need know or discuss what kind of treatment your child is getting.  Mind your own fucking business,
  • Liberals aren't banning Farenheit 451 and 1984 you stupid dickhead,
  • I don't even know where to begin with the Mengele stuff.  Sounds like he's saying the Nazis were, you know, pretty much OK but those transgender doctors at Auschwitz killed 6 million people AND NOW THEY'VE MOVED OVER HERE TO YOUR DAUGHTER'S SOCCER TEAM AND THE TARGET BATHROOM

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

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Say what you want about Josef Mengele, he did not spend a portion of his day worrying about which bathroom people were using.  I mean, I guess he was busy with all the mass genocide.  But as far as history tells us, he was not terribly upset about the state of interscholastic athletics.  I mean, I think we all remember the East German women's rugby team?

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Why are you wearing that Covid helmet, bro? 

What's that?

Why are you wearing that Covid helmet, bro?

Well, I'm welding this piece of steel here....(points at obvious piece of steel he's about to weld)

Be careful I don't grind it on your face!

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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wait, “the vaccine” is still a thing?

For the Qanon types it is.  Even though the rest of us have moved on with our lives and COVID is more of a nuisance these days (or a paid vacation depending on how you look at it), the Qanon/anti-vaxx crowd won't fucking drop it.

It's almost like they needed a bogeyman in their lives, and then when it started to diminish and not be scary because most of us were vaccinated, something was missing in their lives.

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For the Qanon types it is.  Even though the rest of us have moved on with our lives and COVID is more of a nuisance these days (or a paid vacation depending on how you look at it), the Qanon/anti-vaxx crowd won't fucking drop it.
It's almost like they needed a bogeyman in their lives, and then when it started to diminish and not be scary because most of us were vaccinated, something was missing in their lives.

I was told that all of us who got vaccinated were going to be dead from the deadly vaccine in 6 months. I guess we got us a lot of zombies now, cuz hundreds of millions of us must be walking dead.
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52 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I was told that all of us who got vaccinated were going to be dead from the deadly vaccine in 6 months. I guess we got us a lot of zombies now, cuz hundreds of millions of us must be walking dead.

You'd be surprised (you will absolutely NOT be surprised) to learn that many of them actually believe we are zombies. Apparently, the vaccine rewired our brain and turned us into socialists or trans-folk or both. The family gathering at Easter this year was... something.

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5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Like this guy trying to harass a park ranger for wearing a mask

 

 

That park ranger is a cool motherfucker. He’s all polite, accommodating, and wants to be helpful. Then he realizes the dumbass is just trying to start shit. Then… “get out of my face”

You just know he’s encountered hundreds of these morons in the past couple of years.

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That park ranger is a cool motherfucker. He’s all polite, accommodating, and wants to be helpful. Then he realizes the dumbass is just trying to start shit. Then… “get out of my face”
You just know he’s encountered hundreds of these morons in the past couple of years.
I think the worker tells him he's grinding the metal and he tells him is to "keep it out my face".
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Not in MAGA land. The laws flat out don’t apply to them, every accusation is a confession…all that shit you’ve heard before.
Now now this isn't true sir.

Let's check the facts.

Grooming and child molestation, ahh fuck never mind.
Corruption in media? Fox is being sued balls deep? Fuck.
Russia hoax! Fuck
Oh the NRA took Russian money and is Corrupt as fuck. Fuck
Turns out women occasionally need reproductive care. Fuck
Let's look at GOP platform for what are values and issues Really are. What do we stand for. Fuck

Holy fuck can we discuss Hillary again or Bengazi??? That's a winner!
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I played in an oil and gas industry golf tournament yesterday and I think I heard 3 or 4 different mentions of the Bud Light situation during the day.

-First one was before the shotgun start when the bro sitting in the cart next to mine (already having a beer at 9:30am (NTTAWT)) brought it up and asked his group how many Bud Lights he thought they would serve during the day. They all chortled and one of them made a bad joke about starting to call his buddy Nikki instead of Nick if he drank one around them.

-Next one was during a back up on a Par 3 tee box where they had a beverage station set up. Backwards hat bro was so curious about the Bud Light situation he walked over to the lady working the bev station and asked to see her tally sheet where she marks all the different drinks they served (I assume so the beer sponsor can settle up at the end of the day). Looking back to his buddies, loudly: "Hey, y'all! How many Bud Lights do you think she has served today!!!!???...... None! hahahahahahaha! not a one! hahahahahahaha!"

-Next one was when one of my coworkers playing in our group brought it up after hearing backwards hat bro on the tee box. "Can you believe this Bud Light deal has cost them $5bn in market value already!!!!1!!!? I'm here for it." I tried to ignore it but ended up just telling him I thought it was another instance of contrived outrage and that I was on team Leave-People-The-Fuck-Alone.

-Last one was at the dinner afterwards when someone was drinking a Bud Light and someone else in their group made a crack to them about having to change their name, Nick/Nikki deal.

It never ceases to amaze me how much time/effort/anger is spent on these types of contrived outrage situations. I just can't imagine trying to keep up with all of this shit to make sure I was on top of the latest MAGAT outrage flavor of the day. Now Jack Daniels has gone woke too!

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Heard it all during a recent golf round too. They also falsely believe the entire marketing department was fired over it.

One of them admitted buying something else in protest, only to then realize it was also an Anheuser-Busch company. I enjoyed that story more than the others, I suppose

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