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1 minute ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

Cuz some dumbass living in a basement will see them and tell the world. 

Got no problem giving Putin and out. he can go into exile in North Korea. Or we can sit back, watch, and wait. Another asshole will take power. What I smile about is the heart of Russia's central front vs. Ukraine is now going towards Moscow. Crimeans are fucked. Who is meeting me at the Surly beach party there? 

Also- I would not be surprised if the Chechens switch sides. Take the Kremlin, declare a Caliphate, just like the fuckers did with ISIS. But that is for another thread. 

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3 minutes ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

“Hey Vova, we know you have a coup going on and so we’re gonna shoot a bunch of missiles at your country. Not at you though, don’t worry!”

Is this a real post? 

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Why? It seems like the US is about to get everything it wants without firing a shot. 

Rather have Putin than Pringles in charge. Lesser of two evils. And it’s in the world’s best interests to have stability at the top of a 150M person insane asylum with nukes.
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6 minutes ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

Pretty sure rescuing Putin is not on our to do list… 

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1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Hey Vova, we know you have a coup going on and so we’re gonna shoot a bunch of missiles at your country. Not at you though, don’t worry!”

Is this a real post? 

"Oh, but it looks good on you though"

 

Lmao

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3 minutes ago, hornbri said:

Why? It seems like the US is about to get everything it wants without firing a shot. 

that's not really ever happened in russia. they are culturally wired for despot leaders. the only true win in russia is end the war, remove putin and remove their nukes. if they had no nukes they would be manageable now that their military is decimated and we know it's technologically and operationally inferior.  but even if all that happened, russia would still be led by a sociopath that would kill for power and riches.

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51 minutes ago, G650 said:

Yes and I think that is the biggest event anyone alive has seen. Maybe biggest all time, it affected so many more people than anything from antiquity.

How about the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand?

That was pretty huge. Also the biggest comedy killer of all time. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Why do people assume that progu is the head guy and not just the sword of the head guy?

Because people are simple. 

Mr Pringles has somebody working with him (or he's working for someone).  everything is going too smoothly. He has all the weapons and people he needs to ride up the highway and force Putin to evacuate. He didn't just put that together with a call to a few squad leaders. 

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8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Huh?  What’s going on here if true.

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Well, either Pretzel made a deal, or, more likely, TASS is spreading misinformation that the coup is about to be settled to avoid others joining up.   

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31 minutes ago, Basil said:

So why doesn’t Biden get on the phone and cut a deal with Putin. We launch a bunch of tomahawks from the North Sea, destroy these Wagner nuts and Putin withdraws from Ukraine. Putin puts a media blackout in it and claims the Russian navy did it. Plus he can blame the Ukraine withdrawal on Pringle’s to save face. Al sorts of folks will know exactly what happened but so what? US denies it and claims it had no subs in the North Sea.

I would not recommend firing cruise missiles near the capital of a nuclear power in the middle of a military coup. 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why do people assume that progu is the head guy and not just the sword of the head guy?

Este.

This is a coup months in the making involving higher ups from every branch of their security services.

Putin ordering a bunch of troops to be flown into Moscow is chef’s kiss shit. There’s clearly coordination with facets of MoD on this.

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12 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Este.

This is a coup months in the making involving higher ups from every branch of their security services.

Putin ordering a bunch of troops to be flown into Moscow is chef’s kiss shit. There’s clearly coordination with facets of MoD on this.

Somebody big has been planning this in Russia

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