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Hell, he could just say we bought Greenland.  He'd believe it.  So would 40% of the country,

 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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"Folks, people are saying that Iceland is really green, and Greenland is really ice? I hear that a lot and most people don't know that."

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s just so fucked up. 

Human beings are fucked up animals.

3 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Can we just give Greenland money to take Trump and make him their problem?

The fuck did they do to you?

Just think of all the beach front property sitting there. Erik the Red was going to put condos along the beaches, but I think he died of syphilis. Very sad. Not many people know that.

It’s amazing that a comedian has more moral clarity than anyone currently in the White House.

That was great. He would be an exponentially better president than the current resident of the WH.

7 minutes ago, retread said:

That was great. He would be an exponentially better president than the current resident of the WH.

You could be describing literally ANY comedian.  Including many dead ones.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s just so fucked up. 

They always look exactly how you expect them to look. 

 

 

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The fear tactics and joking about rigged elections is always fun^

 
 

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38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You could be describing literally ANY comedian.  Including many dead ones.

I was going to say Doug Stanhope, but yeah.

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Trump passingly repeats his claim that 17 car companies are coming back into Michigan.

I think he thinks used car lots are "car companies".

T in NH.

3 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I don’t know about y’all but I’m starting to lose some respect for Icono. 

He’s like the Iranian Diamond.  Or Silk.  What a chump.  

55 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You could be describing literally ANY comedian.  Including many dead ones.

Think of how much more empathy and understanding Jack Benny's bones would have compared to Cheeto Benito.

You could be describing literally ANY comedian.  Including many dead ones.

I feel like Dane Cook would be a lateral move.
2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

It’s starting to resemble Hitler’s meth-addled final months. 

What a fucking lunatic.

Icono-  “He thinks like me!”

3 hours ago, Yuk said:

 

This one is theonion in disguise, right?  My god.

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Yeah, I know the President has no control over the climate.  But this tweet coupled with the following is so Trump.  

SHOT:

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CHASER:

 

https://earther.gizmodo.com/a-weather-station-above-the-arctic-circle-hit-94-6-degr-1837274379

 

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According to data released in the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s (NOAA) monthly climate analysis, a weather station in Sweden north of the Arctic Circle hit a stunning 94.6 Fahrenheit (34.8 degrees Celsius) last month. As an isolated data point, it would be shocking. But coupled with a host of other maladies, from no sea ice within 125 miles of Alaska to the unruly fires ravaging Siberia, it’s an exclamation point on the climate crisis.

 

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The steamy temperature was recorded on July 26 in the small Swedish outpost of Markusvinsa, which sits on the southern edge of the Arctic Circle. Deke Arndt, a NOAA climate scientist, said on a call with reporters that the data was analyzed and quality controlled by the Swedish Meteorological and Hydrological Institute and that “they have established that as highest temperature north of the Arctic Circle” for the country. For comparison, the hottest temperature recorded in New York City last month was 95 degrees Fahrenheit (35 degrees Celsius).

 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

They always look exactly how you expect them to look. 

I'm sure they gave all those ladies lovely tarps to replace their Q shirts. 

2 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Can we just give Greenland money to take Trump and make him their problem?

We don't have that much money. 

There isn't that much money. 

Trump seems incredibly low energy in those clips. Sad! 

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Next question to Trump:

 “Mr. President, how do you plan to pay for Greenland?”

Mexico will pay for it.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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I now know the infamous Blue Shed's country of origin. Greenland will not surrender to Trump without a fight. It cannot be bought, it cannot be bullied. He can huff and puff all he wants, but it will never succumb.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I think he thinks used car lots are "car companies".

Nah Detroit is going to start cranking out Desotos and Edsels.

10 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Israel has every right to block the entry of two incendiary anti-Semites that are only looking to grandstand and throw the verbal grenades that the Squad are known for. They are a national security risk with their support of BDS which seeks to cripple the Jewish stare economically. They had no plans to visit with members of the Israeli government which is rude and inappropriate since they are the host country and it can be inferred that they were only looking to incite. I fucking despise the Squad and have been grinning all morning that they are blocked from going.

They have no standing to complain whatsoever. I’m sure Tlaib can get a humanitarian visa to visit her family in the West Bank. I would make that contingent on her not being allowed to make any appearances in public. Bibi is what I’d imagine I would be like as a ruler of a country. I would have done the exact same thing. I wish Bibi was the President of our country instead of Trump. 

Eat shit you literal cock sucker. And I mean that in the insulting way, not the nice and cool way that my gay friends show compassion and caring to one another in their committed and loving relationships.

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32 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Any of you guys mess with PredictIt? 

https://www.predictit.org/markets/detail/2721/Which-party-will-win-the-2020-US-presidential-election

I'm thinking of buying some shares of a Dem victory before this economy starts going down but I want to know if the site is legit. 

You will pay fees on your profit and fees on withdrawal. You have to take those into account. 

That being said, I am maxed out on Dem to win 2020 as well as some individual candidate plays. 

There is a thread somewhere down board where the degenerates share tips. 

Also, most contracts are limited @ 850 max bet. 

2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

He’s like the Iranian Diamond.  Or Silk.  What a chump.  

Nah, I doubt either of them has ever sucked cock for meth.

4 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Eat shit you literal cock sucker.

*opens door where I was supposed to apologize to Ana for calling him a "Derponaut"*

*slowly closes door*

10 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Eat shit you literal cock sucker. And I mean that in the insulting way, not the nice and cool way that my gay friends show compassion and caring to one another in their committed and loving relationships.

I approve of this 

In 50 years, historians are going to view Trump as the greatest president the Progressives ever had.

He's opening people's eyes to dark side of pure, unadulterated capitalism...its a front row seat to The Bonfire of the Vanities.

I think within a few election cycles we'll have universal health care, a green new deal, free college / tech school, tighter restrictions on guns, etc.

More winning!!!!!!

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5 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'd pick my family over my country 10/10 times if I had to make that choice. 

Yeah, but your family probably likes you. 

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