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3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Love to furiously text TeeVee mannequins when my boss fires me via social media.

...to own the libs

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Holy shit, the daily reminder of what a dumpster full of shit, on fire, this administration is never gets old. Just the worst.  And people still support this fucking buffoon. Sad!

Can’t wait for the nickname trump comes up with for BOLTON 

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

 

Anyone taking bets on whether or not the new advisor will be a current or former Fox News employee?  

2 minutes ago, Todd Gack said:

Anyone taking bets on whether or not the new advisor will be a current or former Fox News employee?  

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4 minutes ago, Todd Gack said:

Anyone taking bets on whether or not the new advisor will be a current or former Fox News employee?  

Whoever it is they’ll be in their 20’s with zero experience. Or, it could be Don, Jr. he needs experience because he’ll be a future president. Isn’t that the long term plan?

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Regardless of what others think, I still celebrate Bolton's entire catalog.

I like how Trump campaigned on getting out of foreign wars and then brought on John Fucking Bolton.

No one survives this administration with their dignity intact.

6 minutes ago, Todd Gack said:

Anyone taking bets on whether or not the new advisor will be a current or former Fox News employee?  

Lately the path to advisor has been assistants to Ivanka, Jared or Melania. 

Normally I'd say Tom Cotton, but he's as pro war as Bolton.

10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Can’t wait for the nickname trump comes up with for BOLTON 

BOLTIN' JOHN BOLTON?

4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

No one survives this administration with their dignity intact.

This suggests that Bolton had dignity when he joined teh administration. 

No one who signs on at this point has either dignity or a spine.  Would love to get Cotton out of the Senate though.

4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Normally I'd say Tom Cotton, but he's as pro war as Bolton.

He's shamelessly whoring himself out to Trump right now with him arguing that buying Greenland is a great idea.  Also opens the door for Huckabee Sanders to run for Senate in Arky.  (Don't think I'm kidding.)

As to Cotton's foreign policy, he fancies himself some new type of conservative that is against foreign intervention.  He wrote some book or something and was interviewed by the WSJ.  He basically argued that all intervention is bad except when done by Republican presidents.  (He was a big fan of Bush's wars.)  WSJ correctly figured out that he was hack and it's not like they're a tool of the left.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

This suggests that Bolton had dignity when he joined teh administration. 

He was at about 5 percent dignity level when he started. Being in the trump administration, however, drained him to zero. 

In contrast John kelly started with about 85 percent dignity level, good enough to utilize a gold sword and cast a bunch of spells, but sadly he too has now been drained to zero. 

Not everone reaches zero dignity under trump, but most do. 

Maybe he will hire Tulsi.  

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He's shamelessly whoring himself out to Trump right now with him arguing that buying Greenland is a great idea.  Also opens the door for Huckabee Sanders to run for Senate in Arky.  (Don't think I'm kidding.)

As to Cotton's foreign policy, he fancies himself some new type of conservative that is against foreign intervention.  He wrote some book or something and was interviewed by the WSJ.  He basically argued that all intervention is bad except when done by Republican presidents.  (He was a big fan of Bush's wars.)  WSJ correctly figured out that he was hack and it's not like they're a tool of the left.

I mean, I can see it.  I'm sure McConnell would prefer not to have to defend another seat, even if it's a safe one. 

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

I mean, I can see it.  I'm sure McConnell would prefer not to have to defend another seat, even if it's a safe one. 

No way a Democrat could win statewide in Arky right now.  Big risk is that they nominate some Roy Moore batshit type that embarrasses the national party.

I predict that Huckabee will carry on the family tradition of mixing politics and grift and run for either that open seat or Arky gov.

18 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

No one survives this administration with their dignity intact.

The odd thing is that so few seem willing to go against Trump, even as he tries to destroy their reputation.

Oh wait, he likes to hire passive Yes Men.

Bolton might actually take a few swings though, he's clearly not happy.

20 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Normally I'd say Tom Cotton, but he's as pro war as Bolton.

Rand Paul seems like perfect fit

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Rand Paul seems like perfect fit

Lindsey!  Come on down!

 

He'd be a fool to and give up his cushy seat he has now.  Only a moronic GOP senator would walk away from their seat to hitch up to Trump for, according to polling, 14 more months or so at best.

 

 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The odd thing is that so few seem willing to go against Trump, even as he tries to destroy their reputation.

Oh wait, he likes to hire passive Yes Men.

Bolton might actually take a few swings though, he's clearly not happy.

When he's out of office they will suddenly find their balls and begin to say how they were always skeptical of Trump & his antics, how they were busy behind the scenes trying to push Trump down a saner, more diplomatic path. Any personal failings will be blamed on Obama/Hillary/liberals. 

Bolton, when asked about Trump family, “thumbs up their asses, man.....thumbs up their asses.”

13 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Maybe he will hire Tulsi.  

as his next VP candidate

 

buh bye.

13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

No way a Democrat could win statewide in Arky right now.  Big risk is that they nominate some Roy Moore batshit type that embarrasses the national party.

I predict that Huckabee will carry on the family tradition of mixing politics and grift and run for either that open seat or Arky gov.

I agree it’s safe GOP,  but it will have to be defended in an already rough year for the GOP. If the Dems can find a self funder or a savvy small donor candidate,  it becomes a real money and time suck. 

I can see Pence lobbying for Nikki Haley to replace Bolton behind the scenes

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Geez, these dumbasses can never just say "I don't know". This guy is spox...

"Harris: will we hear directly from the POTUS as he has gotten rid of his NSA today?

Hogan: well you heard from him directly on Twitter, uh, and that's as far as I am um prepared to say he is going to talk today."

Good fucking riddance Bolton.

44 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

No one survives this administration with their dignity intact.

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It actually never made any sense that Bolton was hired. Bolton wants to use the military to end all disputes which is actually the opposite of what Trump wants. 

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

It actually never made any sense that Bolton was hired. Bolton wants to use the military to end all disputes which is actually the opposite of what Trump wants. 

Trump doesn't want anything beyond lining his pockets and people who will stroke his ego tiny penis.  He doesn't actually care his "advisors" believe.

Can’t wait for the nickname trump comes up with for BOLTON 

Like his wife and daughter. Bolt-on.
47 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He's shamelessly whoring himself out to Trump right now with him arguing that buying Greenland is a great idea.  Also opens the door for Huckabee Sanders to run for Senate in Arky.  (Don't think I'm kidding.)

As to Cotton's foreign policy, he fancies himself some new type of conservative that is against foreign intervention.  He wrote some book or something and was interviewed by the WSJ.  He basically argued that all intervention is bad except when done by Republican presidents.  (He was a big fan of Bush's wars.)  WSJ correctly figured out that he was hack and it's not like they're a tool of the left.

Why buy Greenland when we can just invade it?  I mean, we must protect the western hemisphere from dutch socialism.  If Greenland is allowed to remain dutch, then what's next?  Texas flips blue?

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57 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

No one survives this administration with their dignity intact.

Nor do any of its supporters, defenders, and deflectors (each and every remaining Republican). 

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13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh goody:

 

I was told ISIS no longer existed.

 

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My bad, "largely defeated"

 

Or, defeated:

 

 

 

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Donald Trump is too dumb to avoid WWIII.

Donald Trump is too lazy to start WWIII.

It's a paradox.

53 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Bolton: “why should I resign? He’s the one that sucks.”

 

I wish I could give this post more rep. 

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh goody:

 

 

Seems pretty irresponsible to put one of our spy's shit on blast. But hey, what do I know?

I wonder how his talk at the Renaissance is going this afternoon?

 

"Well, I am happy to be here to talk about HBCUs. I had a busy morning today. I fired people, my polls are great, the economy is ticking along. We're going to defeat ISIS, I was right about Alabama. Well, nice being here to talk about HBCUs. They love me on campuses, just love me. Well, bye!"

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7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I wonder how his talk at the Renaissance is going this afternoon?

 

"Well, I am happy to be here to talk about HBCUs. I had a busy morning today. I fired people, my polls are great, the economy is ticking along. We're going to defeat ISIS, I was right about Alabama. Well, nice being here to talk about HBCUs. They love me on campuses, just love me. Well, bye!"

"look at my african american over here!"

So you all are complaining that Trump fired a man you never wanted him to hire in the first place?

This is like complaining about Mack Brown firing Greg Davis.

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I don't see anyone complaining. Either your reading comprehension sucks our you're an idjit. you pick

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1 minute ago, EMAWesome said:

So you all are complaining that Trump fired a man you never wanted him to hire in the first place?

This is like complaining about Mack Brown firing Greg Davis.

^When someone posts without reading the thread.

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