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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I don't see anyone complaining. Either your reading comprehension sucks our you're an idjit. you pick

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Hilarious. Bolton calling Trump a liar, saying Trump was too big of a chickenshit to fire him to his face. 

Bolton's probably correct on both counts, but fuck him.

GOP on GOP crime ongoing, with the world watching.  High comedy.

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Hilarious. Bolton calling Trump a liar, saying Trump was too big of a chickenshit to fire him to his face. 

Well....duh.

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

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Brian Kilmeade follows me on Twitter, so he can't be all bad. 

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Trump’s next book should be “The Art of Distraction.”  Hurricane Alabama will never be discussed again. Trump’s graft in Scotland is already old news. 

Rinse and repeat. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

This suggests that Bolton had dignity when he joined teh administration. 

Bolton had dignity.  He had a destructive view of the proper use of America's military power and lacked any appreciation for America's moral authority in the world (which he helped degrade as a result).  But he had dignity.

And now we see him running around on Fox saying "He didn't fire me; I quit."  It's pathetic.

Take the loss, pussy.

12 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

So you all are complaining that Trump fired a man you never wanted him to hire in the first place?

This is like complaining about Mack Brown firing Greg Davis.

People complained about the Bolton pick because he is a warmonger.

People criticize Trump's bizarre firing of Bolton because Trump is fucking awful at managing the Executive Branch.

If Mack had fired Greg Davis in this manner he would deserve criticism. The reality is that if Mack managed the football program the way Trump manages the Executive Branch he would have been fired for incompetency.

 

Look at this little bespectacled beguiler, teasing the base with a tax cut. Oh you, kid! Go on with you. "The economy is in great shape, but we'll look at a tax cut 2.0 next year."  Sure, sure you will,  and then  you gut Social Security and Medicare after you get Trump reelected. That's the plan, right Steven? Tax cut and then we HAVE to make hard choices... Oh, and Steve, make sure your tie matches DJ's. He is keeping track you know.

 

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so at a minimum, 4 National Security Advisors in under 3 years.

Flynn, McMasters, Bolton, Mr/Ms. X

Obama (8 years) - 3

GWBush (8 years) - 2

Clinton (8 years) - 2

GHWBush (4 years) - 1

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18 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

So you all are complaining that Trump fired a man you never wanted him to hire in the first place?

This is like complaining about Mack Brown firing Greg Davis.

It makes perfect sense you are a Trumpkin, you are a moron. 

24 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

So you all are complaining that Trump fired a man you never wanted him to hire in the first place?

This is like complaining about Mack Brown firing Greg Davis.

If Mack had just fired his 3rd shitty OC in 2 1/2 years, then yeah, Mack sure as shit would be getting a ton of criticism.

 

So you don't know anything about football either? I had thought it was just politics.

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IF you didn't immediately think Bolton had decided already to leave when Trump tweeted out the firing, you might want to begin to consider the distinct possibility that you could be a moron. 

 

 

9 minutes ago, yoladu said:

so at a minimum, 4 National Security Advisors in under 3 years.

Flynn, McMasters, Bolton, Mr/Ms. X

Obama (8 years) - 3

GWBush (8 years) - 2

Clinton (8 years) - 2

GHWBush (4 years) - 1

Technically it’s 5.

Keith Kellogg was national security advisor between Flynn and McMaster

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/14/keith-kellogg-who-is-trumps-acting-national-security-adviser-

13 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Look at this little bespectacled beguiler, teasing the base with a tax cut. Oh you, kid! Go on with you. "The economy is in great shape, but we'll look at a tax cut 2.0 next year."  Sure, sure you will,  and then  you gut Social Security and Medicare after you get Trump reelected. That's the plan, right Steven? Tax cut and then we HAVE to make hard choices... Oh, and Steve, make sure your tie matches DJ's. He is keeping track you know.

 

you look at his guy and you can't help but have the word "twat" come to your thoughts.

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

you look at his guy and you can't help but have the word "twat" come to your thoughts.

Especially when you put him next to his wife. You know she pegs the shit out of him:
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14 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Especially when you put him next to his wife. You know she pegs the shit out of him:
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Guy behind him looks KGB, disguised as a policy wonk/personal assistant. (Of course my only experience with spies is from the movies)

Jesus fucking Christ

36 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Look at this little bespectacled beguiler, teasing the base with a tax cut. Oh you, kid! Go on with you. "The economy is in great shape, but we'll look at a tax cut 2.0 next year."  Sure, sure you will,  and then  you gut Social Security and Medicare after you get Trump reelected. That's the plan, right Steven? Tax cut and then we HAVE to make hard choices... Oh, and Steve, make sure your tie matches DJ's. He is keeping track you know.

 

 

56 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

So you all are complaining that Trump fired a man you never wanted him to hire in the first place?

This is like complaining about Mack Brown firing Greg Davis.

I bet that sounded like a real zinger in your pathetic mind. 

7 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Jesus fucking Christ

I truly do not want to believe this actually happened.  

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

When he's out of office they will suddenly find their balls and begin to say how they were always skeptical of Trump & his antics, how they were busy behind the scenes trying to push Trump down a saner, more diplomatic path. Any personal failings will be blamed on Obama/Hillary/liberals. 

This is why I want an impeachment vote in the House and Senate. Get these mother fuckers on record.

3 minutes ago, sachick said:

This is why I want an impeachment vote in the House and Senate. Get these mother fuckers on record.

AOC agrees:

 

21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

NBC News reporting trump has reached out to McMaster because he was frustrated with Bolton

 

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This is calling your ex when the girl you cheated on her with turned out to be a crazy fucking bitch that wasn't worth it after all. 

"Hey babe.  U up? I'm so sorry.  I fucked up.  Take me back?" 

27 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Jesus fucking Christ

narrator: shortly after this happened, donald trump promoted this judge, based solely on this anecdote.

Very cool and very legal

 

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

Bolton had dignity. 

What? 

Bolton had convictions. He favored a stern approach in foreign relations.

That is not to be confused with dignity.

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And millions of people chanted Drain the Swamp, non-ironically.   Breathtaking stupidity. 

44 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I truly do not want to believe this actually happened.  

He has high judicial temperament.  Maybe he likes beer!!!

42 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not the loquacious type that Bolton.

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Mother fucking hilarious that letter is!!!

put it in the smithsonian or whatever the right museum may be. 

42 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

AOC agrees:

 

At this point this MUST happen. Put the Republican senators on the record for all of history to look back on with complete and utter scorn. 

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22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Very cool and very legal

 

But you see, Obama once wore a tan suit.

 

 

46 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not the loquacious type that Bolton.

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Thanks you for your interest in our firm. At this point in time we have unfortunately determined we have no additional hiring needs. We wish you the best in your future endeavors. 

6 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Thanks you for your interest in our firm. At this point in time we have unfortunately determined we have no additional hiring needs. We wish you the best in your future endeavors. 

thank you for your prompt and meaningful attention to this matter.

51 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not the loquacious type that Bolton.

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For the first time ever, user name checks out.

 

But I'll say that is the best resignation letter I've seen from any of these stooges.  Clearly intended to be read as 'fuck this place.'  As opposed to Pruitt's weepy letter of prostration and adulation about the greatest 4 months of his life, probably recited while holding up a boombox playing In Your Eyes.

I like that it is creased down the middle. which implies it was not in an envelope. instead it was folded in half and handed to dotard. kinda awesome, except for the fact that Bolton is a piece of shit.

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1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

How can you run up even close to that large of a bill for limousine service?  Even if it was several 180 mile trips back and forth, that is still an outrageously unfathomable number.  

Well, you see, it will get out that the US contracted with Trump Limousine Service*.  As we all know it is the most classy, the absolute best in limousine service anywhere in the world.  Plus, the country didn't have to ship over vehicles for the Pence entourage to use, so it actually saved the taxpayer money.  #MAGA!

 

 

 

 

*I have no idea if there is actually a Trump Limousine Service, but honestly, who among us would be surprised if this actually happened?

My guess is that Bolton would have been involved in the talks with the Taliban that were supposed to be going on about now at Camp David. Instead he got fired. Would he have not been fired if the talks hadn't been canceled? Is there more behind the scenes than is being shared. Oh wait, this is Dotard; of course there is.

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

For the first time ever, user name checks out.

 

But I'll say that is the best resignation letter I've seen from any of these stooges.  Clearly intended to be read as 'fuck this place.'  As opposed to Pruitt's weepy letter of prostration and adulation about the greatest 4 months of his life, probably recited while holding up a boombox playing In Your Eyes.

I dislike the man but my zero respect for him inched up a tad with this “resignation letter.” He might as well have told Dotard to go fuck himself. 

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