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1 minute ago, mchookem said:

so he could literally issue a ban on ecigs via executive order, right?

i mean... that seems like it would be kind of a big deal, and is just the kind of non-thought-out random spur of the moment sort of thing he loves doing. 

i know at least half a dozen people that quit smoking by switching to vape. i imagine there are at least a few million customers out there. 

it certainly isn't the most catastrophic thing he could do...but it does seem like it could be the kind of unexpected 'last straw' for many. 

it would be fitting if among everything else, something like that were to push people over the edge lol

I think he's only talking about banning the addition of flavoring.  But hell if I know what the hell that man is thinking.

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2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

so he could literally issue a ban on ecigs via executive order, right?

i mean... that seems like it would be kind of a big deal, and is just the kind of non-thought-out random spur of the moment sort of thing he loves doing. 

i know at least half a dozen people that quit smoking by switching to vape. i imagine there are at least a few million customers out there. 

it certainly isn't the most catastrophic thing he could do...but it does seem like it could be the kind of unexpected 'last straw' for many. 

it would be fitting if among everything else, something like that were to push people over the edge lol

I'm one of those former smokers who quit by switching to vaping earlier this year, and I can't tell you how much better I feel: breathe easier, allergies better, no more crackling smokers cough, not harking up loogies when I wake, don't stink, sleep better, etc.

I already hated the fucker, but this would push me over some line I'd prefer not to think about.

6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The comments are gold.  First, the obvious, 'The shit has it the fan."  

But I also liked, "How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too." 

And, "Dad, get me out of this."

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I'm one of those former smokers who quit by switching to vaping earlier this year, and I can't tell you how much better I feel: breathe easier, allergies better, no more crackling smokers cough, not harking up loogies when I wake, don't stink, sleep better, etc.

I already hated the fucker, but this would push me over some line I'd prefer not to think about.

Same, except I quit 3 years ago. I think this would touch a lot of people (including a bunch that never/rarely vote) and give them a solid reason to vote against him. Personal vendettas are the best vendettas.

Obama's FDA had issued a proposed rule regulating to the point of an effective ban for most of the vape type products. Would have probably left just large manufacturers and was criticized as written by the tobacco lobby but that's another issue. Trump admin rescinded it.

Anyway, we have laws and regulations, w d procedures for banning shit. You can just arbitrarily regulate by fiat. Unless you're Trump I guess 

The ban--and Obama's reg--seem really short sighted to me. I mean, kids are vaping. Well, better than smoking.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They should tell him we have the Ark of the Covenant stashed away in a giant warehouse. 

Top men.  Top. Men.

1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

You can just arbitrarily regulate by fiat.

What about by Alfa Romeo?

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Same, except I quit 3 years ago. I think this would touch a lot of people (including a bunch that never/rarely vote) and give them a solid reason to vote against him. Personal vendettas are the best vendettas.

I hope you're right if it happens but am doubtful, because I know a few stoners who keep voting R in spite of them keeping weed illegal in this state.

Did I mention that instead of spending about $200/mo on an absolutely deathly habit, I now only spend $40 on something that *might* be harmful?

I just ordered 500ml of juice just in case. That should last me 6 months or so.

He’s just trying to keep people safe. Everyone knows vaping is way more dangerous than assault rifles in the hands of lunatics. 

When a handful of people die from vaping some thc they got from god knows where, you have no choice but to... encourage millions to vape home brew fruity pebbles

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty confident we don't have a space weapon.

I might be missing something here but isn't the "Rods from God" platform real?

so he could literally issue a ban on ecigs via executive order, right?
i mean... that seems like it would be kind of a big deal, and is just the kind of non-thought-out random spur of the moment sort of thing he loves doing. 
i know at least half a dozen people that quit smoking by switching to vape. i imagine there are at least a few million customers out there. 
it certainly isn't the most catastrophic thing he could do...but it does seem like it could be the kind of unexpected 'last straw' for many. 
it would be fitting if among everything else, something like that were to push people over the edge lol


What’s his stated reason for banning vape stuff? The recent “epidemic” of deaths which were due to people doing street made shit with all kinds of trash in it?

Or, because they are bad for people, you know, like analog cigarettes?

It's always in stages, that's what the super no gun control folks say. First vape flavors, then vape cigarettes, then....

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siap. Pompeo's gonna end up with a Kush sized portfolio.

 

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10 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 


What’s his stated reason for banning vape stuff? The recent “epidemic” of deaths which were due to people doing street made shit with all kinds of trash in it?

Or, because they are bad for people, you know, like analog cigarettes?

 

Flavors is the ban he's floating.  Kids are more apt to go for flavored vaping, allegedly over tobacco flavor.

 

Maybe go full Canadian Bacon, trade in your vape pen for an assault rifle? 

12 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

That’s when they should have asked him their birthdays. 

5 minutes ago, retread said:

siap. Pompeo's gonna end up with a Kush sized portfolio.

 

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On April 15, 2019, Pompeo participated in a Q&A discussion at Texas A&M University, where he admitted: "I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole. It was like we had entire training courses."

 

No wonder you're so comfortable being DJ's pal.

 

11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Flavors is the ban he's floating.  Kids are more apt to go for flavored vaping, allegedly over tobacco flavor.

 

You have to add tobacco flavor to the juice. 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That’s when they should have asked him their birthdays. 

Mr. President, if you can't remember the date, can you remember the month and year? The season? The pornstar you were banging at the time? Anything?

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Just now, RPM said:

You have to add tobacco flavor to the juice. 

Admittedly, I know nothing about vaping.  I just assumed there was tobacco and other flavors available; not that you added flavor to juice.  Read somewhere else earlier (forget where) that fruit flavors and anything that wasn't "tobacco" would be banned, but tobacco flavors would be available.

 

 

46 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

or...

 

I'll vape to that

24 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

And those kids are the lucky ones.  Trump probably brags about the action he gets at the Daddy-Daughter dance with Ivanka.

 

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1) Some people die from homebrew pot vape

2) think of the children 

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3) no no, not those children, hypothetical children

4) ban almost the entire market of vaping products

5) big tobacco profits

11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Admittedly, I know nothing about vaping.  I just assumed there was tobacco and other flavors available; not that you added flavor to juice.  Read somewhere else earlier (forget where) that fruit flavors and anything that wasn't "tobacco" would be banned, but tobacco flavors would be available.

 

 

They do. The flavor I buy tastes like Turkisk tobacco. It's sort of like smoking an old school meerschaum pipe.

Pretty good thread to remind everyone how batshit insane the Bush years were post 9/11

 

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Melania is holding her hands like I do when I am trying to keep my temper.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Melania's eyes are blacked out. She scary af.

Lulz, Trump is about to approve a $15 billion bailout of Iran just to keep them from doing the things the Iran deal had stopped them from doing before Trump and the GOP ripped it up.   But $400 million pallets of cash!!! 

 

1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

Lulz, Trump is about to approve a $15 billion bailout of Iran just to keep them from doing the things the Iran deal had stopped them from doing before Trump and the GOP ripped it up.   But $400 million pallets of cash!!! 

 

The fuck?

The fuck?

But for real—the fuck?


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12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The fuck?

 

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:


But for real—the fuck?


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Seriously.

Iran gets access to $15 billion in exchange for going back to what the Obama admin had negotiated. Only this time, there would be no UN oversight.

And to think people were bitching about the "billions" that Obama bailed out Iran with.  And how many times Trump cried how horrible of a deal it was.

 

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The fuck?

 

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:


But for real—the fuck?


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He's desperate for any foreign policy achievement that he could call a "win" at this point, no matter how bad a "deal" it is.

I'm looking forward to the spin from Fox and Friends

I'm going to call my mother tonight and let her know that I want to vape. 

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14 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'm looking forward to the spin from Fox and Friends

 

God it feels so good to have an authentic classy first lady and such a wholesome tight-knit Christian family back in the White House! I'm not racist but the Obamas just did not represent the traditional American family values I'm used to. 

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(Can anyone find one pic of doofus showing affection to his son?)

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That is amazing.  👨‍🍳 

Watching the GOP fall in line over this really makes me wonder if it is all performance art on Trump’s part.

This is truly the most insane time line. 

20 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

(Can anyone find one pic of doofus showing affection to his Melania's son?)

Fixed. 

On 9/10/2019 at 8:23 PM, Lobo said:

Fucking idiots trust Monsanto, Trump, and their idiotic local community banker.  But the USDA who has seen this country through a dozen shitshows and kept us safe and fed?  Nope, those guys are shifty, tell you what man...get 'er done.  It's impossible the people that feed us are this stupid.  

 

On 9/10/2019 at 9:28 PM, Brisketexan said:

 


Bingo.
Watching fools burn on a pyre that they built and passionately stoked...well, I’m going to bask in the glow and listen to their screams.
They want cruelty to be inflicted on others...so no sympathy when it comes back to bite them.

 

HL Mencken on farmers:

 

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"Let the farmer, so far as I am concerned, be damned forevermore! To
hell with him, and bad luck to him! He is,unless I err, no hero at
all, and no priest, and no altruist, but simply a tedious fraud and
ignoramus, a cheap rogue and hypocrite, the eternal Jack of the human
pack. He deserves all that he suffers under our economic system, and
more. Any city man, not insane, who sheds tears for him is shedding
the tears of the crocodile."

"No more grasping, selfish and dishonest mammal, indeed, is known to
students of the Anthropoidea. When the going is good for him he robs
the rest of us up to the extreme limits of our endurance; when the
going is bad he comes bawling for help out of the public till. Has
anyone ever heard of a farmer makng any sacrifice of his own
interests, however slight, to the common good? Has anyone ever heard
of a farmer practicing or advocating any political idea that was not
absolutely self-seeking -- that was not, in fact, delibertely designed
to loot the rest of us to his gain? Greenbackism, free silver,
government guarantee of prices, all the complex fiscal imbecilities of
the cow state John Baptists -- these are the contributions of the
virtuous husbandman to American political theory . . . . Yet we are
asked to venerate this prehensile moron as . . . the foundation stone
of the state!"

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

1) Some people die from homebrew pot vape

2) think of the children 

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3) no no, not those children, hypothetical children

4) ban almost the entire market of vaping products

5) big tobacco profits

Crisis actors!1!!!!

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