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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
    Francisco 2.0

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Fat corrupt shitstain motherfuckers.

(I don't think I'm doing this right, but it's accurate)

One more, then I’m done with this enjoyable tangent.

The Fabulous Blunderturds

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I could not think of something to do with that band name. Excellent!

I almost went with the 13th Floor Jail Fellaters but kept it simple.

He’s again losing his shit over the last hour or so.   Next week will be fun.  

The problem Trump has with this scandal is there are too many people to discredit and he still doesn’t know who the whistleblower is. 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The problem Trump has with this scandal is there are too many people to discredit and he still doesn’t know who the whistleblower is. 

And there could be another one stepping forward next week.  

And he can’t fire Schiff and Co.   

Acid wash?   Was the stoneWash computer machine broken?   

trump probably still wears acid wash jeans 

His golf playdate ended about an hour ago so he has HOURS to work himself into a frenzy. Does anyone have the counter going yet?

His 'outrages' tweet was never deleted. SAD.

On 10/4/2019 at 12:28 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

When this is eventually all over, one thing that makes me smile is knowing cucks like Rubio will be ridiculed by everyone for the rest of his life.

A petty conman bent over Marco's manhood, reputation, and religiosity and banged him into submission in front of a national audience. Get fucked, Rubio. 

 

His comment that Trump said those things to Zelensky in a private call over 2 months ago to upset the press and Trump detractors is beyond stupid.

I need to fucking close tabs. Wrong thread lol

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Lulz.

Senators cannot be impeached.  But you go Mr. President!  Maybe you can write up an EO and make this happen!

 

 

 

 

On 10/4/2019 at 12:28 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

When this is eventually all over, one thing that makes me smile is knowing cucks like Rubio will be ridiculed by everyone for the rest of his life.

A petty conman bent over Marco's manhood, reputation, and religiosity and banged him into submission in front of a national audience. Get fucked, Rubio. 

 

Rubio knows that a majority of the electorate is stupid, because smart people wouldn't buy this bullshit.

Addressing the concerns of those who don't buy this type of bullshit is a fool's errand in 2019.

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Lulz.

Senators cannot be impeached.  But you go Mr. President!  Maybe you can write up an EO and make this happen!

 

 

 

 

The first person ever impeached was William Blount one of the first two Senators from Tennessee. 

Just the poor man's feed stock for making meth in a Pepsi bottle

publicly attacking a sitting Republican Senator and calling for his impeachment, merely for offering some mild criticism, would be the perfect opportunity for Republicans with any shred of decency and integrity whatsoever to speak up and say enough is enough.  
 

oh. 

8 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

publicly attacking a sitting Republican Senator and calling for his impeachment, merely for offering some mild criticism, would be the perfect opportunity for Republicans with any shred of decency and integrity whatsoever to speak up and say enough is enough.  
 

oh. 

LOL

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Fuck that Jesus guy!  Trump is who gets our dicks hard! 

48 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Sweatergawd, this man is our Secretary of Static Cling cause he has so much stink adhered to his soul.

Not sure whether to file this under DJ, Junior, or Ewok since all of them profit from it.  Michael Flynn was on the BOD. Guess Money Badger don't care.

 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

My guess that if senate republicans are asked this question, their reply will be that they haven’t heard about trumps or Romney’s comments so therefore they can’t comment. 

9 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Evangelical idiots supporting Trump is amazing. Some pretty big morons in that group.

It's all about oppressing those that don't believe in the greater good. Make them suffer for their sins.

38 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Not sure whether to file this under DJ, Junior, or Ewok since all of them profit from it.  Michael Flynn was on the BOD. Guess Money Badger don't care.

 

Michelle might be tops on my grudgefuck list. I bet she'd really get off if I dressed up like Osama.  

So Trump threw Perry under the bus, too? First Romney and now Rick Perry?  I see the connection: Trump hates anybody who has better hair than he does. 

 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump probably still wears acid wash jeans 

He never stopped wearing those mom jeans which are in vogue w the ladies these days.  
 

Sadly his brain is acid washed too.  Just die, you fucking idiot.  Actually, don’t...  This is gonna be a whole new level of miserable for you.  For the first time in your 70+ years you won’t be able to buy/lie your way out of a mess.  Enjoy. 

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

nsiap

 

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whenever i am forced to do something i don't want to do, i end up doing it.

and it's always fucking perfect.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

whenever i am forced to do something i don't want to do, i end up doing it.

and it's always fucking perfect.

Happens to me all the time with women. 

He’s starting to realize this could fuck him. It’s about to get more erratic. Buckle up. 

So what happens when a malignant narcissist who happens to be the most powerful person in the world is completely exposed as ugly, vile, inept, stupid and evil?

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You know, pissing off one of the persons who could vote to convict you if you are impeached, and maybe convince others to also vote to convict, is probably not a good strategy. But what do I know. 

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

You know, pissing off one of the persons who could vote to convict you if you are impeached, and maybe convince others to also vote to convict, is probably not a good strategy. But what do I know. 

He wants to be impeached so pence can write that blanket pardon for family trump. Plus he’ll be able to play the victim card his whole life 

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

You know, pissing off one of the persons who could vote to convict you if you are impeached, and maybe convince others to also vote to convict, is probably not a good strategy. But what do I know. 

You’re obviously not a stable genius sir

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