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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Ahhh, finally getting around to some policy. 

 

You know what.  Let's do this.   Enacting Trump's privatization of Medicare and letting a bunch of old stupid trumpkins sign their own death warrants may be the only way forward at this point.  After the cleansing, maybe we can get a population that will vote in representative that want to deal with the real world.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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On 10/8/2019 at 11:26 AM, GRHorn said:

1) I support withdrawing troops 

 

 

 

I hope the first thing Liz does after she is sworn in is have the DOJ go after everyone associated with this embarrassment

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11 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Terrible idea 

4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

But, but ... no endless wars!  

The Kurds should have killed Jamal Khashoggi at Normandy if they wanted our help!

Plans for Trump Tower Riyadh must be coming a long. Corrupt pieces of shit.

fuck the saudis. 

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6 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Terrible idea 

It's almost if you got suckered into believing Trump is for "bringing the troops home!" When in actuality that is an absolute lie. Trump is using the troops to defend his own personal interest.  Have 100 Special forces officers stand aside, while the kurds get slaughtered by the Turks (who Trump does business with and are burying the Khashoggi stuff and Trumps bank dealings).   Then on the otherhand deploying 1000s of troops to defend his interests in Saudi Arabia.    Its clear as day, but you refuse to admit it.  Sad!

Trump is on a twitter tear, probably dozens of retweets.  He’s having a fun day.  

Makes perfect sense to the rubes that still worship Trump

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Yeah, but can these guys avoid the spikes that pierce human flesh and moots with alligators and snakes?  Stupid libtards!

At what point should the troops refuse their orders?  It's pretty obvious that they are not acting on behalf of the US, but instead as trump's private military.  

 

1 minute ago, Gap03 said:

Yeah, but can these guys avoid the spikes that pierce human flesh and moots with alligators and snakes?  Stupid libtards!

You know, it’s like a cow’s surrounding water feature.  It doesn’t matter.  It’s moot.  

27 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Terrible idea 

Well those Iranian tankers won’t shoot themselves.  

33 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I hope the first thing Liz does after she is sworn in is have the DOJ go after everyone associated with this embarrassment

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First order of business should be lining everyone involved in front of a firing squad, sell rights to TV, profit. 

4 hours ago, Bookman said:

Trump's base has plenty of middle class white trash and upper class white trash as well.

Speaking of, where is @Johnny Sack these days? 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

 

Anyone remember the thanks and reward we got last time we put troops and planes in Saudi?  I do.  

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Anyone remember the thanks and reward we got last time we put troops and planes in Saudi?  I do.  

So does Trump.  It got him the tallest building in NYC. 

 

Maybe they are all just walking to Saudi Arabia 

26 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Unexpected little hand shade as well.

10/10. Would watch again

4 hours ago, sachick said:

Just admitted he profits from people staying at his hotels, "if they pay me two months rent at one of my hotels. "  Let's see if he knows what emoluments is when it's one of the articles of impeachment.

 

 

“yeah but it drives the liberals craaazyyyy tee hee!”

-Republicans 

50 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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Exactly,  they're passing him around and stuffing his mouth with counterfeit dollars, and he loves it. 

When this is all done, the Democrats need to get down to the business of court packing.  And I'm not even talking about SCOTUS (though that can't be forgotten).  I'm talking about the lower courts.  The Western District of Texas could use at least three new district judges (one each in San Antonio, Austin, and El Paso).  And the Fifth Circuit could use at least three new circuit judges.
There's no need to wait for vacancies.  Just create new positions on the bench.

That’s terrifying. I’d rather see the courts shamed than that kind of overreach.

Allowing the slaughter of our allies and letting ISIS terrorists loose to own the libs 

 

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15 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Here’s a thread with terrifying clips documenting tonight’s crazy.
 

 

Speaking of, where is [mention=115]Johnny Sack[/mention] these days? 

Watching rats fuck. Cost him like $10k and he didn’t want to miss it.
3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Hey Rex, thanks for bring this violation of the constitution to our attention 2 years after it occurred.

3 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

Oh great. 

 

If it wasn't for date rape she'd never get laid.

Is there some kinda fucked-up deepweb version of LinkedIn where he's finding these people to fill these posts?  I mean, he was a connected guy in Manhattan, but you really have to delve into the deepest, strangest parts of our entire judicial system (federal plus each of the 50 states) to find some of this fucking miscreants.  But they just keep coming out of the woodwork to fill important roles.  What fucked up search firm is behind this shit?  

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

If it wasn't for date rape she'd never get laid.

You know that "line" that's not appropriate to cross?  Check your rearview mirror. 

49 minutes ago, Mapache said:

Allowing the slaughter of our allies and letting ISIS terrorists loose to own the libs 

 

 

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Just now, Lobo said:

Is there some kinda fucked-up deepweb version of LinkedIn where he's finding these people to fill these posts?  I mean, he was a connected guy in Manhattan, but you really have to delve into the deepest, strangest parts of our entire judicial system (federal plus each of the 50 states) to find some of this fucking miscreants.  But they just keep coming out of the woodwork to fill important roles.  What fucked up search firm is behind this shit?  

The Federalist Society. 

2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

The Federalist Society. 

Beat me to it. Have some rep.

7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

If it wasn't for date rape she'd never get laid.

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

this is fine. totally normal, stable genius shit.

13 minutes ago, Nivek said:

If it wasn't for date rape she'd never get laid.

This presupposes that she could get a date...I'm thinking her best hope is an alien anal probe. 

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