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“So I called him,” she writes. “And I asked to meet him at my house … He rang the bell, and out of reflex I hugged him. I meant it, too. Despite my anger, I missed him.”

 

She says the pair listened to his new album and all the songs about her.

“I was numb, just blank. How do you react when you find out you have apparently hurt someone so deeply that they feel entitled to such actions? I felt manipulated into some revenge fantasy, but I had put myself in this situation,” the fashion designer says in the book. “I didn’t know any other way to make it better, so I slept with him.”

Simpson said she felt no connection to him and it confirmed that he was no longer her husband.

“He didn’t stay the night. I was relieved because I could feel his hate. The whole situation was very dark,” she writes. “When he walked out the door, I knew I would never see him again.”

https://pagesix.com/2020/02/04/jessica-simpson-details-the-last-time-she-slept-with-nick-lachey/

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Article described her as a fashion designer? Hell, I thought she was just a bimbo. Had no idea.

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11 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Article described her as a fashion designer? Hell, I thought she was just a bimbo. Had no idea.

She’s loaded because of it

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13 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Article described her as a fashion designer? Hell, I thought she was just a bimbo. Had no idea.

Net worth is between 170-200 million

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1 minute ago, Bogeywon said:

Net worth is between 170-200 million

I think you’re confusing net weight and net worth. Understandable.

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5 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Article described her as a fashion designer? Hell, I thought she was just a bimbo. Had no idea.

I read 15+ years ago that she’s dumb as a fox. The bimbo act was just that. 

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11 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I think you’re confusing net weight and net worth. Understandable.

Yeah I'd never ever fuck her fat ass:

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Meyer has had some amazing pussy.  Dude. 


Yep and this is the gash he has publicly commended amongst all of them not to mention based on the latest Tones Romes breakup story had Mayer mindfucked to the point he was hanging out with her parents trying to get her back.

So all that to say. Good for Nick for diving in one last time.

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27 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Who is Nick Lachey now? Sounds like she dumped a nobody after a pity fuck.

Im not sure of the accuracy, but his net worth according to this site is 20mm.  Now, that is obviously way below most of the posters on this board but still, it is nothing to turn your nose up to.

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/singers/nick-lachey-net-worth/

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3 hours ago, Paco said:
12 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
Meyer has had some amazing pussy.  Dude. 

Oscar?

He's got a lot of wiener.

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4 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Who is Nick Lachey now? Sounds like she dumped a nobody after a pity fuck.

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His current wife is pretty damn hot.

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16 hours ago, crash_davis said:

she's a whiter version of kim kardashian, except she's loved by fat, racists suburban moms.

Wish she had more vids though.  Just sayin'.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Jessica-Simpson-april-2017-a-billboard-1

Looks like Terry Bradshaw in drag, she's never done much for me. 

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9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah I'd never ever fuck her fat ass:

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Looks like she dropped the baby weight again.  Probably isn't breast feeding anymore either, so the titties have shrunk:

 

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59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Looks like Terry Bradshaw in drag, she's never done much for me. 

Image result for jessica simpson daisy duke

For real? 

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Hate if you want, but this chick has been to the edge (of obese) and back.  Looks like she's back at game playing weight.

 

and she's been endorsed by a dude who's fucked all kinds of puss

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23 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

 


Yep and this is the gash he has publicly commended amongst all of them not to mention based on the latest Tones Romes breakup story had Mayer mindfucked to the point he was hanging out with her parents trying to get her back.

So all that to say. Good for Nick for diving in one last time.

 

Heh, yeah, those fellas aren't exactly nearly dead from thirst due to lack of hot vagina available to them. So that tells me she also fucks like an angry minx.

But some Surly fellas... Not interested, because they have seen better on campus and pointy knees.

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10 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Then I’ve got something I need to get off my chest 

#Me too

..but I'd rather get some off on her chest

Edited by BurntEyes

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Any man that says he wouldn't hit that is

A) Gay

B) Lying

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There aren't many fastballs faster than the Daisy Duke era Jessica Simpson fastball and that is pretty much the time Lachey was with her. 

tipping derek jeter GIF

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Only gay men would find that attractive.

If you’re talking about as NowThis situation, I’d allow it for a night with her. 

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

Any man that says he wouldn't hit that is

A) Gay

B) Lying

I know at least one or two gay guys that would hit that without impunity  

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Nick Lachey Hate Fucked Jessica Simpson

Well yeah, is there any other way to fuck Jessica Simpson?

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