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If we're calling the Vagina, "The Sin Cave"...what are we calling the anus?  I saw a newslink on that site that said frequent masturbation causes prostate cancer.  How are these people jerking off?  

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19 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Y'all just gonna let "sin cave" lie there?

Dobson's Sin Cave isn't as eloquent. Cavernous is not an adjective I would use as a complement.  

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

If we're calling the Vagina, "The Sin Cave"...what are we calling the anus?  I saw a newslink on that site that said frequent masturbation causes prostate cancer.  How are these people jerking off?  

Do you not know what the prostate does?

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Yeah, that's kinda my point.  The "masturbation is sin" crowd is probably just thinking of the traditional jerking action.  I doubt they know about the Milking technique.  Besides, I also read that frequent masturbating actually staves off prostate cancer when you get to your 50's.  Which is good, because I was either gonna take up golf or jerking off in public so this science kinda settles it.  

Not to get off on a tangent here, but if you are born with a prostate, does that make you a male?  

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Not to get off on a tangent here, but if you are born with a prostate, does that make you a male?  

Skene's gland (the female prostate).

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, that's kinda my point.  The "masturbation is sin" crowd is probably just thinking of the traditional jerking action.  I doubt they know about the Milking technique.  Besides, I also read that frequent masturbating actually staves off prostate cancer when you get to your 50's.  Which is good, because I was either gonna take up golf or jerking off in public so this science kinda settles it.  

Not to get off on a tangent here, but if you are born with a prostate, does that make you a male?  

And an Adams apple.  PRO TIP:  Never date a chick with an Adams apple.

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4 hours ago, Lobo said:

If we're calling the Vagina, "The Sin Cave"...what are we calling the anus?  I saw a newslink on that site that said frequent masturbation causes prostate cancer.  How are these people jerking off?  

And actually frequent orgasms drastically reduces chance of prostate cancer, your prostate can’t tell if you are fucking, getting a blowjob or jerking off. So yeah these people are idiots or really good satirists. 

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5 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

And actually frequent orgasms drastically reduces chance of prostate cancer, your prostate can’t tell if you are fucking, getting a blowjob or jerking off. So yeah these people are idiots or really good satirists. 

I believe in science......

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that original site was satire.  But there really are tomes of information written by Christian "family values" groups about how masturbation puts you at risk for prostate cancer, among many other misleading lies.  

What a weird thing to tell a young man in the throes of puberty.  "In addition to even handling your genitals, there's this gland that you can reach from inside your anus that actually triggers the sinful ejaculation, but don't touch it.  But here's how it works, so you too can prevent cancer."  Next thing you know that kid is asking mom for latex gloves and some of her lanolin hand cream.  you just gotta start with some playful rubbing, then conventional jerking...You can't just start milking yourself on day one, you see...................we build to that.  

Back to Karens.  One of 'em is fucking shit up at my South Austin Dollar Tree right now on nextdoor.com  This is not gonna end well. 

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No I mean the dollar tree.  I’m well aware of the church’s thoughts on masturbation. I grew up gay and southern  Baptist. 

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10 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And an Adams apple.  PRO TIP:  Never date a chick with an Adams apple.

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4 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

No I mean the dollar tree.  I’m well aware of the church’s thoughts on masturbation. I grew up gay and southern  Baptist. 

Sorry for stereotyping, I thought a gay dude would much rather prefer to discuss the Church's sexual repression than the tacky wares of a Dollar Tree.  

I won't let me link directly to my feed, but if you're on Nextdoor...it's the thread titled, "South Lamar Dollar Tree/Coronavirus".  https://nextdoor.com/news_feed/?post=155857227

It's a male Karen type who starts a rather popular thread about this employee on South Lamar who wasn't wearing a mask and was coughing repeatedly and called her manager, corporate, and 3-1-1.  Apparently he asked her to mask up and she refused, so I guess that's kind of a dick move on her part.  But it's about half the people calling for her to be fired and internet shamed; the other half being more forgiving.  

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Is this where we're posting Kevins as well?  Because here's one from right here in River City -- jackass goes off on poor barista at Cafe Medici:

https://www.towleroad.com/2020/07/coffee-shop-employee-smacks-down-anti-mask-ken-get-the-f-k-out-of-my-restaurant-watch/

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An employee at a coffee shop in Texas forcefully smacked down an anti-mask “Ken” who terrorized her through a walk-up window, demanding service.

“We can both play this game, sir,” the employee says, as she begins to film the belligerent customer, who has already started filming her.

“I’m not serving you if you don’t wear a mask,” the employee says in her video of the incident shared by radio hosts at Austin’s 93.7 KLBJ.

Although it is difficult to hear him through the window, the bearded man wearing a hat and sunglasses then appears to claim some sort of medical exemption to the mask requirement.

“I don’t care,” the female employee responds, sounding shaken by his aggressive demeanor. “Do you think I’m the f–king boss here? Do you think I own this place? I don’t. It’s not my rule, it’s our company’s rules. I have to follow them.”

The man responds that the coffee shop’s rules are “subservient to the rules and laws of the state of Texas.”

“The state of Texas has ruled that we have to wear masks,” the employee accurately states. “[Gov.] Greg Abbott, too. Get the f–k out of here! Get the f–k out of my restaurant!”

The man then condescendingly asks why the employee is calling it her restaurant if she’s not the boss.

“Because we’re not allowed to serve you without a mask, dude,” the employee responds. “I need to serve these people who just paid.”

The man asks for the name of the business, in an apparent veiled threat.

“Totally, spread the name, because we are following the rules,” the employee responds.

After she confirms that it’s Caffe Medici, he says, “Caffe Medici, horrible f–king service.”

“Cool, great. Write us a Yelp review. I don’t care,” the employee says.

“Are you the owner or not?” the man says.

“No, I’n not the owner and you can share this with the owners, and they’ll be on my side,” the employee responds.

“Where’s the owner? I’d like to speak with your manager,” the man says, in classic Ken fashion.

“Fine, his name is Michael,” the employee responds. “They’re not here, I close in 10 minutes. Do you think the owner would be here? I need to serve these customers. I can’t do my job if you’re yelling at me. You need to leave.”

“I’m not leaving,” the man says. “Take my order!”

“No, you cannot be served if you’re not wearing a mask,” the employee says.

The man finally backs away from the window, allowing another customer to approach, but remains in the restaurant.

“No, you need to leave, sir, or I’m calling the police,” the employee says.

“Fine, I’m calling,” she adds when he still doesn’t leave, before the video ends.

The hosts of KLBJ’s “Dudley & Bob + Matt Show” provided this update: “He eventually left but returned after closing. She stated the owners had to come and escort her to her vehicle.”

 

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I didn't even need to click on the link to the video to already know what that dipshit looked like, from the wrap around wannabe Oakley's, to the khaki Magellan short sleeve button up.

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16 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

I didn't even need to click on the link to the video to already know what that dipshit looked like, from the wrap around wannabe Oakley's, to the khaki Magellan short sleeve button up.

What is it about tough guy rednecks and taking pictures of themselves wearing Oakleys while driving?  Serious question.  That seems to be their go to move.

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NM--already posted earlier.  Didn't check date stamp.

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Dude tried to intimidate a girl working at a coffee shop. What the fuck happened to him in his life to bring him to that moment.

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On 7/25/2020 at 5:50 PM, Lobo said:

So it's not piss, it's Skene?  

Scene, skene.

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angry white people, only a matter of time before one of them shoots someone to get their point across

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Is this where we're posting Kevins as well?  Because here's one from right here in River City -- jackass goes off on poor barista at Cafe Medici:
https://www.towleroad.com/2020/07/coffee-shop-employee-smacks-down-anti-mask-ken-get-the-f-k-out-of-my-restaurant-watch/
An employee at a coffee shop in Texas forcefully smacked down an anti-mask “Ken” who terrorized her through a walk-up window, demanding service.
“We can both play this game, sir,” the employee says, as she begins to film the belligerent customer, who has already started filming her.
“I’m not serving you if you don’t wear a mask,” the employee says in her video of the incident shared by radio hosts at Austin’s 93.7 KLBJ.
Although it is difficult to hear him through the window, the bearded man wearing a hat and sunglasses then appears to claim some sort of medical exemption to the mask requirement.
“I don’t care,” the female employee responds, sounding shaken by his aggressive demeanor. “Do you think I’m the f–king boss here? Do you think I own this place? I don’t. It’s not my rule, it’s our company’s rules. I have to follow them.”
The man responds that the coffee shop’s rules are “subservient to the rules and laws of the state of Texas.”
“The state of Texas has ruled that we have to wear masks,” the employee accurately states. “[Gov.] Greg Abbott, too. Get the f–k out of here! Get the f–k out of my restaurant!”
The man then condescendingly asks why the employee is calling it her restaurant if she’s not the boss.
“Because we’re not allowed to serve you without a mask, dude,” the employee responds. “I need to serve these people who just paid.”
The man asks for the name of the business, in an apparent veiled threat.
“Totally, spread the name, because we are following the rules,” the employee responds.
After she confirms that it’s Caffe Medici, he says, “Caffe Medici, horrible f–king service.”
“Cool, great. Write us a Yelp review. I don’t care,” the employee says.
“Are you the owner or not?” the man says.
“No, I’n not the owner and you can share this with the owners, and they’ll be on my side,” the employee responds.
“Where’s the owner? I’d like to speak with your manager,” the man says, in classic Ken fashion.
“Fine, his name is Michael,” the employee responds. “They’re not here, I close in 10 minutes. Do you think the owner would be here? I need to serve these customers. I can’t do my job if you’re yelling at me. You need to leave.”
“I’m not leaving,” the man says. “Take my order!”
“No, you cannot be served if you’re not wearing a mask,” the employee says.
The man finally backs away from the window, allowing another customer to approach, but remains in the restaurant.
“No, you need to leave, sir, or I’m calling the police,” the employee says.
“Fine, I’m calling,” she adds when he still doesn’t leave, before the video ends.
The hosts of KLBJ’s “Dudley & Bob + Matt Show” provided this update: “He eventually left but returned after closing. She stated the owners had to come and escort her to her vehicle.”
 

Wouldn’t mind seeing that dipshit get doxxed and dumped from his job. What a prick.

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No one cares, you stupid bitch. You aren't even getting a fucking license, you stupid fucking idiot. 

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I don't know what's worse...that at her age with those looks---she still uses the term "boyfriend", her anti-mask/pro-drama disposition, or that fucking horrible accent.  It's like listening to someone from Wisconsin have a stroke in real time.  

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I don't know what's worse...that at her age with those looks---she still uses the term "boyfriend", her anti-mask/pro-drama disposition, or that fucking horrible accent.  It's like listening to someone from Wisconsin have a stroke in real time.  


The accent, hands down. I hope the cops fitted her with a muzzle in addition to a “meeyask”.

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8 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What a fucking asswhip she is. And that pathetic boyfriend. 
 

 

I'm a virus v??:??!!!    I aaaaaam human and I want to be luuuuu-----uuuuu- uuuuuuved.... just like eeeeeeeveryone....

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8 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What a fucking asswhip she is. And that pathetic boyfriend. 
 

 

Fucking cunt.

I hope she gets so sick she is down for 3 or 4 months.

Not wishing her death but it would not bother me if she died.

She obviously is a right wing moron.

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I hope she got arrested and thrown in with other non-mask wearing dipshits.

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Lot of angry white women 


Karenavirus is nearly as bad as the Coronavirus.  Fuck the politicians who have turned this into some kind of political game. Every single one of these people needs to be doxxed from here to eternity and then sent out to live alone on the ice floes, like the Eskimos do when the realize that a member of their society is useless and just taking up resources.  The fuck of it all is that her vote counts just as much as ours does.

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15 hours ago, CO Horn said:

I love how here boyfriend says “you don’t want that shit again”

She's probably known as "Norm" by the local LEOs.  

 

11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If I were to run across one of these wenches, I'd have to seriously reconsider my rule of never hitting a woman.  

What's the Chris Rock bit about not hitting a woman but I understand.  Someone should have planted a fist into the "boyfriend's" face for being such a cuck.  

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11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If I were to run across one of these wenches, I'd have to seriously reconsider my rule of never hitting a woman.  

 

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

What's the Chris Rock bit about not hitting a woman but I understand.  Someone should have planted a fist into the "boyfriend's" face for being such a cuck.  

 

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17 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What a fucking asswhip she is. And that pathetic boyfriend. 
 

 

Every one of these bitches, I swear...

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19 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What a fucking asswhip she is. And that pathetic boyfriend. 
 

 

She actually posted the video on her own facebook page, she's so proud of herself.

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Part One at the Mentor, Ohio BMV located in Lake County Ohio.

I'm accompanying my boyfriend who needs to renew his registration for three vehicles. The sign on the door states "Face Coverings Must Be Worn Upon Entering".

I was told to leave this public agency because I refused to wear a mask. The man operating this quasi-governmental office commanded me to wear a facemask. I refused. I asked why. He said bc it is the Governor's rule. I said correct, however it is NOT THE LAW and he has no business enforcing the mandate. I told him that he CAN NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY BODY. He then said I need to leave bc me being inside with Marc exceeded the space available. I asked to see the occupancy permit. I left the building and stood outside. The mob-crowd outside then began to yell things at me. One guy inside his truck called me a bitch. Another younger guy said "I dont care about the facemask, why do you have to be an expletive".

The operator of this BMV came outside and grabbed my phone and wrist. I battled my phone away from him. I will be filing a police report and posting the video later today.

The Mentor Police arrived. The police officer spoke to the operator and then to me. I didn't violate the law. The police officer told the operator that I am permitted to take photos and video. The officer asked me if I wanted to move away from the crowd and wait for Marc by his car. I agreed. I thanked the officer. The officer was professional, knowledgeable and humane towards me. Thank you Mentor Police Department

 

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53 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

 

The dad's fart at the 36 second mark when the son picks him up to carry him out is just fantastic.

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